Arielle
@brembles.bsky.social
Socialist. Basically a professional art detective. Cancer survivor. Not very demure. Brooklyn babe. I did standup once upon a time.
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Arielle
@brembles.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Still riding high on the fact that I made Andrew Cuomo turn off the comments on his new campaign video on Instagram.
I bet they’re rather concerned
Democratic lawmakers say they were misled on Venezuela reut.rs/3NrI56B
Democratic lawmakers say they were misled on Venezuela
Democratic members of the U.S. Congress said on Saturday that senior officials of President Donald Trump's administration had misled them during recent briefings about plans for Venezuela by insisting they were not planning regime change in Caracas.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I bet they’re rather concerned
We’re really starting off 2026 with this zinger?! Strong contender for best/worst/you’ve got to be joking headline of the year.
Flawless.
Flawless.
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
We’re really starting off 2026 with this zinger?! Strong contender for best/worst/you’ve got to be joking headline of the year.
Flawless.
Flawless.
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“pivot to video”
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
“pivot to video”
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
My Roman Empire
There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
My Roman Empire
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Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Finally watching the inauguration and I couldn’t help but chuckle at how fast Bernie whipped off his blanket and skedaddled up to that podium! That is one sprightly old dude!
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Finally watching the inauguration and I couldn’t help but chuckle at how fast Bernie whipped off his blanket and skedaddled up to that podium! That is one sprightly old dude!
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My hope for 2026 is less wishing him dead and more making him dead.
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
My hope for 2026 is less wishing him dead and more making him dead.
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Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
Palestine was the deadliest place to be a journalist in 2025: Media union
Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
www.aljazeera.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
When both my ex (now current roommate) and my ex best friend reach out with the old “Happy New Years!” as if they aren’t the ones responsible for me almost not making it out of 2025 alive…
a woman is sitting on the floor in a messy room with the word terror on the bottom left
ALT: a woman is sitting on the floor in a messy room with the word terror on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
When both my ex (now current roommate) and my ex best friend reach out with the old “Happy New Years!” as if they aren’t the ones responsible for me almost not making it out of 2025 alive…
Who gave my man this fresh ass fade? I need names
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Who gave my man this fresh ass fade? I need names
We did it! Zohran Kwame Mamdani is now the mayor of New York Fucking City!
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
We did it! Zohran Kwame Mamdani is now the mayor of New York Fucking City!
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"Don't be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, the time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory.... We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now & forever. I love you." -Felix Gonzalez-Torres
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Don't be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, the time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory.... We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now & forever. I love you." -Felix Gonzalez-Torres
Had drinks on my cousin’s roof with Clinton Kelly of What Not to Wear fame
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Had drinks on my cousin’s roof with Clinton Kelly of What Not to Wear fame
I once sold chocolate to Darryl McDaniels of RUN DMC and was so starstruck I almost forgot to ring him up… in front of my boss. Didn’t last too long at that job
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I once sold chocolate to Darryl McDaniels of RUN DMC and was so starstruck I almost forgot to ring him up… in front of my boss. Didn’t last too long at that job
Shared amused glances with Guy Pearce on MetroNorth while watching the aftermath of SantaCon devolve into a screaming match between 3 blitzed girls in slutty Santa costumes, an old lady, and a few fellas headed home to Bridgeport (I presume)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Shared amused glances with Guy Pearce on MetroNorth while watching the aftermath of SantaCon devolve into a screaming match between 3 blitzed girls in slutty Santa costumes, an old lady, and a few fellas headed home to Bridgeport (I presume)
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
The battle for Best Film Score of 2025 will be a fight to the death. Bugonia v One Battle After Another 😮💨
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The battle for Best Film Score of 2025 will be a fight to the death. Bugonia v One Battle After Another 😮💨
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Just so much BS that this planet has to put up with.
Tech is out of control.
Tech is out of control.
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Just so much BS that this planet has to put up with.
Tech is out of control.
Tech is out of control.
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Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
Behold, for my purpose was slowly revealed to myself and others. I am the safe, yet chaotic elder.
Yours truly,
Auntie of Mystery & Mischief
Yours truly,
Auntie of Mystery & Mischief
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Behold, for my purpose was slowly revealed to myself and others. I am the safe, yet chaotic elder.
Yours truly,
Auntie of Mystery & Mischief
Yours truly,
Auntie of Mystery & Mischief
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
☠️😂
When you look like a Westworld robot and your name is Shamp
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
☠️😂
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say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
A perfect symbol for the Democratic Party. Useless
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A perfect symbol for the Democratic Party. Useless