Arielle
@brembles.bsky.social
Socialist. Basically a professional art detective. Cancer survivor. Not very demure. Brooklyn babe. I did standup once upon a time.
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Arielle
@brembles.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Still riding high on the fact that I made Andrew Cuomo turn off the comments on his new campaign video on Instagram.
He’s definitely doing bumps before each interview. Who blinks this much?
Marco Rubio on comparisons between Venezuela and Iraq: "People need to stop describing the apples of the Middle East to the oranges of the Western Hemisphere
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He’s definitely doing bumps before each interview. Who blinks this much?
The irony of Rubio claiming that it’s all about stopping narco-terrorists is rich given that we all just saw him absolutely zooted during a presser less than two weeks ago.
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The irony of Rubio claiming that it’s all about stopping narco-terrorists is rich given that we all just saw him absolutely zooted during a presser less than two weeks ago.
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Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Stop saying that all Schumer and Jeffries ever do is write strongly worded letters. Bullshit. They're not strongly worded at all.
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The rogue fascist administration MUST lie to us in the correct order as soon as possible this week (no worries if not)
The Trump Admin MUST provide briefings for all Members of Congress as soon as possible this week.
January 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The rogue fascist administration MUST lie to us in the correct order as soon as possible this week (no worries if not)
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the main thing to know about the maduro arrest is there are hundreds of thousands of epstein files we still haven’t seen
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
the main thing to know about the maduro arrest is there are hundreds of thousands of epstein files we still haven’t seen
Ok, so… hear me out
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Ok, so… hear me out
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Charlie Kirk was a husband and a father. We heard it over and over again
Only certain types of people get to be husbands and fathers. Some people are simply civilians. Faceless, nameless and without consequence. Civilians die. It's what they do
Only certain types of people get to be husbands and fathers. Some people are simply civilians. Faceless, nameless and without consequence. Civilians die. It's what they do
The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion.
This is the aftermath in one area
This is the aftermath in one area
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Charlie Kirk was a husband and a father. We heard it over and over again
Only certain types of people get to be husbands and fathers. Some people are simply civilians. Faceless, nameless and without consequence. Civilians die. It's what they do
Only certain types of people get to be husbands and fathers. Some people are simply civilians. Faceless, nameless and without consequence. Civilians die. It's what they do
You’ve got to be joking. Meghan McCain, — daughter of former Prisoner of War John McCain — named her newborn son RANSOM?!
2026 is already jumping the shark in so many ways.
2026 is already jumping the shark in so many ways.
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
You’ve got to be joking. Meghan McCain, — daughter of former Prisoner of War John McCain — named her newborn son RANSOM?!
2026 is already jumping the shark in so many ways.
2026 is already jumping the shark in so many ways.
I bet they’re rather concerned
Democratic lawmakers say they were misled on Venezuela reut.rs/3NrI56B
Democratic lawmakers say they were misled on Venezuela
Democratic members of the U.S. Congress said on Saturday that senior officials of President Donald Trump's administration had misled them during recent briefings about plans for Venezuela by insisting they were not planning regime change in Caracas.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I bet they’re rather concerned
We’re really starting off 2026 with this zinger?! Strong contender for best/worst/you’ve got to be joking headline of the year.
Flawless.
Flawless.
Measles may have been spread at a Noah’s Ark-themed creationist museum in Kentucky earlier this week, the state’s health authority said.
Health Authorities Issue Measles Alert at Creationist Museum
In 2025, the U.S. had the most infections of the vaccine-preventable disease since 1992.
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
We’re really starting off 2026 with this zinger?! Strong contender for best/worst/you’ve got to be joking headline of the year.
Flawless.
Flawless.
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“pivot to video”
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
January 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
“pivot to video”
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
no thanks I’m gonna pivot to the woods
My Roman Empire
There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 AM
My Roman Empire
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Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Finally watching the inauguration and I couldn’t help but chuckle at how fast Bernie whipped off his blanket and skedaddled up to that podium! That is one sprightly old dude!
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Finally watching the inauguration and I couldn’t help but chuckle at how fast Bernie whipped off his blanket and skedaddled up to that podium! That is one sprightly old dude!
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My hope for 2026 is less wishing him dead and more making him dead.
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
My hope for 2026 is less wishing him dead and more making him dead.
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Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
Palestine was the deadliest place to be a journalist in 2025: Media union
Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
www.aljazeera.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Of 128 journalists killed globally last year, 56 were Palestinian, the International Federation of Journalists said.
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
When both my ex (now current roommate) and my ex best friend reach out with the old “Happy New Years!” as if they aren’t the ones responsible for me almost not making it out of 2025 alive…
a woman is sitting on the floor in a messy room with the word terror on the bottom left
ALT: a woman is sitting on the floor in a messy room with the word terror on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
When both my ex (now current roommate) and my ex best friend reach out with the old “Happy New Years!” as if they aren’t the ones responsible for me almost not making it out of 2025 alive…
Who gave my man this fresh ass fade? I need names
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Who gave my man this fresh ass fade? I need names
We did it! Zohran Kwame Mamdani is now the mayor of New York Fucking City!
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
We did it! Zohran Kwame Mamdani is now the mayor of New York Fucking City!
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"Don't be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, the time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory.... We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now & forever. I love you." -Felix Gonzalez-Torres
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Don't be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, the time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory.... We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now & forever. I love you." -Felix Gonzalez-Torres
Had drinks on my cousin’s roof with Clinton Kelly of What Not to Wear fame
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Had drinks on my cousin’s roof with Clinton Kelly of What Not to Wear fame
I once sold chocolate to Darryl McDaniels of RUN DMC and was so starstruck I almost forgot to ring him up… in front of my boss. Didn’t last too long at that job
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I once sold chocolate to Darryl McDaniels of RUN DMC and was so starstruck I almost forgot to ring him up… in front of my boss. Didn’t last too long at that job
Shared amused glances with Guy Pearce on MetroNorth while watching the aftermath of SantaCon devolve into a screaming match between 3 blitzed girls in slutty Santa costumes, an old lady, and a few fellas headed home to Bridgeport (I presume)
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Shared amused glances with Guy Pearce on MetroNorth while watching the aftermath of SantaCon devolve into a screaming match between 3 blitzed girls in slutty Santa costumes, an old lady, and a few fellas headed home to Bridgeport (I presume)