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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
starting to think Baroness Falkner is a fucking idiot lads
falkner argues the bathroom ban will be self-enforcing
just like *checks notes* . . . traffic laws
just like *checks notes* . . . traffic laws
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
starting to think Baroness Falkner is a fucking idiot lads
entered my tweed jacket era
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
entered my tweed jacket era
reading Stephen Fry's books on Ancient Greece and glad I didn't read these at 13 or I'd be an underemployed classics scholar rather than an overpaid railway engineer
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
reading Stephen Fry's books on Ancient Greece and glad I didn't read these at 13 or I'd be an underemployed classics scholar rather than an overpaid railway engineer
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Your Party conference:
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Your Party conference:
Vauxhall Nova
Vauxhall Corsa
Vauxhall Astra
car free for 10 years
VW Golf
Vauxhall Corsa
Vauxhall Astra
car free for 10 years
VW Golf
Smart W451
Fiat Panda
Dacia Jogger
(that's hopefully going to be it for a decade at least now)
Fiat Panda
Dacia Jogger
(that's hopefully going to be it for a decade at least now)
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Car-free
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford Focus
Ford Escort
Ford Escort
I haven't owned 5 cars!
Car-free
Vauxhall Zafira
Ford Focus
Ford Escort
Ford Escort
I haven't owned 5 cars!
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Vauxhall Nova
Vauxhall Corsa
Vauxhall Astra
car free for 10 years
VW Golf
Vauxhall Corsa
Vauxhall Astra
car free for 10 years
VW Golf
I am going to this to seek final vengeance for a stolen tweet about greggs in 2018
🚨 TONIGHT 🚨
Don't miss us launch our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 in Glasgow at The Art School with Head Noise & Normal Service!
7pm doors! Final advance tickets available 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
Remaining tickets on the door 🕖 DON'T BE LATE!
🎨👉DAVE MCNICOLL
Don't miss us launch our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 in Glasgow at The Art School with Head Noise & Normal Service!
7pm doors! Final advance tickets available 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
Remaining tickets on the door 🕖 DON'T BE LATE!
🎨👉DAVE MCNICOLL
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am going to this to seek final vengeance for a stolen tweet about greggs in 2018
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
thanks for your help in this matter @slimecitymusic.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
thanks for your help in this matter @slimecitymusic.bsky.social
what could have been
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
what could have been
people saying getting linux to work is complicated but lol
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
people saying getting linux to work is complicated but lol
happy to not do them if they'll pay me triple time to do them in the week
Truly we have reached peak ‘give us your reckon’.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
Call in with your reckon as to whether maintenance works on the railway network are necessary.
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
happy to not do them if they'll pay me triple time to do them in the week
ban cars and then work backwards from the consequences of that
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ban cars and then work backwards from the consequences of that
instant uninstall, sorry
back to web version
back to web version
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
instant uninstall, sorry
back to web version
back to web version
industry spends well over a decade building up expertise, processes, tools and tech to deliver these jobs. government cancels them. people leave, processes and tools mothballed. reboot scheme another decade later, complain about costs of start up
rinse, repeat
rinse, repeat
Govt scraps all electrification investment. Midland Main Line to stay forever diesel Leicester Nottingham Derby Sheffield. Hugely embarrassing and inexplicable
www.ft.com/content/5ecd...
www.ft.com/content/5ecd...
UK transport secretary says full electrification of railways ‘not affordable right now’
Heidi Alexander says focus will be on other projects such as HS2
www.ft.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
industry spends well over a decade building up expertise, processes, tools and tech to deliver these jobs. government cancels them. people leave, processes and tools mothballed. reboot scheme another decade later, complain about costs of start up
rinse, repeat
rinse, repeat
they're actually really good in the cold if you realise that the design assumption was you should have a coal fire going most of the day
see also: why they're so mouldy as they were designed to be intentionally "draughty" to allow for smoke extraction, you seal that up and the water can't get out
see also: why they're so mouldy as they were designed to be intentionally "draughty" to allow for smoke extraction, you seal that up and the water can't get out
the thing is they tell you british houses are shit in summer becuse they’re built for the cold. but they’re actually also shit in the cold
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
they're actually really good in the cold if you realise that the design assumption was you should have a coal fire going most of the day
see also: why they're so mouldy as they were designed to be intentionally "draughty" to allow for smoke extraction, you seal that up and the water can't get out
see also: why they're so mouldy as they were designed to be intentionally "draughty" to allow for smoke extraction, you seal that up and the water can't get out
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster
imagine doing an interview in Socialist Worker
fucking hell
fucking hell
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
imagine doing an interview in Socialist Worker
fucking hell
fucking hell
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Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
there's something to be said about elected politicians cutting hard as fuck promos
Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
there's something to be said about elected politicians cutting hard as fuck promos
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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weird that they've called it Your Party given they're actively courting people who are scared of pronouns
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
weird that they've called it Your Party given they're actively courting people who are scared of pronouns
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