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Bolle
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Being mediocre at best. / Best at being mediocre.
Into trash film, trash literature, trash music and trash video games.
He/Him
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Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Finished is better than terrible #oldknees
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Who's ready to not let "perfect" be the enemy of "direct-to-video"???

discord.gg/pcPartqn6

Come in early! Kick some tires! If you need an account, get that part out of the way early! If you see something you know could be improved, holler at us!
Join the TrashNightVEVO Discord Server!
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January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I would be willing to offer Kevin Burkhardt a dollar if he punches Tom Brady in the throat every time that soulless robot begins a sentence with "Wooow", but I can't throw away my life savings for petty shit like that.

#Seahawks #49ers
January 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This has probably been done hundreds of times before, but I've never seen it until now. Sorry Cris. #SNF
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Dota 2
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Ah this is so dumb but it also made me laugh
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Remember how I said I have it written into my foreign-language contracts that my work has to be translated by an actual human? This shit is why.

Those book translations are gonna suck. They'll save money putting out books that are going to be painful to read. That's not a great long-term strategy.
French publishing house Harlequin decided to use AI translation instead of human translations.

All their freelance translators (some of whom had been working with Harlequin for +30y!!!) were told they would no longer receive work from Harlequin
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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<JANITOR> says:
"So - please forgive us this skunkworks-grade response phase to the stultifying effect of the Hand of Jeff. Those who dare should keep an eye on this feed for off-schedule tire-kicking test streams - but all efforts aim to return us to our extremely regular schedule."
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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We have somehow been banned within ten minutes of going live despite streaming nothing but public domain film. Alright, message received, Jeff!
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Tonight's screening carries with it several existential questions:
- Will overzealous DMCA bots fatally misidentify our stream—again?
- How does "stultifying eye infection" affect "movie night production"?
- What is "Australia"?

Let's find out, together, at 7:30PM EST: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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“Our talented team with its own human hands and brains and souls decided that all this shitty art made by a computer was good enough to go in our game” is not a good defense of using AI tools to generate assets.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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turtrucken
Thurston Co. Scanner, News, &
Weather Blog: A trooper with the Washington State Patrol just
called out a traffic stop on a semi that's towing a semi, which is towing a box truck that's also towing two vehicles on I-5 south at Pacific Avenue. The trooper reported […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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every day i become more like this guy
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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yyYello. Captain speaking.
Our course to Parva Planum? Still on-schedule.
As we exit Tharsis—seats on the right side?—lovely view of Olympus Mons. Just out the window.
A reminder. The in-flight film? Tomorrow night—7:30PM—via www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi.... A can't-miss.
Belts on for the snack cart.
trashnightvideo - Twitch
TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has
twitch.tv
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Sad news that the creator of so many iconic and memorable film posters, Drew Struzan, has died: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/oc... #art #film #movies #posters #rip #design #advertising #marketing
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM