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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 21h

8. Thank you for coming to Trash Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 21h

7. If you just want to watch this crap on your own time, no prob! It's on Youtube. That's because its uploader, wizardly Trash Night regular Raz, tracked it down for us (after, IIRC, hearing us wail about failing to dump a subbed German PAL copy). Thank you lord Raz www.youtube.com/@ThirdProjec...

Raz

www.youtube.com

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

💪💪💪💪

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

5. That was 4 up there. This numbering system is turning into a pack of lies
6. If this was your first time tuning in, I am so sorry, and also, this is kind of a perfect introduction to the whole enterprise

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

Feels so grody to eat even a temp ban over IP trolling and not even a single butt cheek. Feels like being taken out of a kickboxing tournament due to diarrhea or something. I wasn't even COMPETING yet

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

3. So watch this space for more info - I'll yap more than usual about all this. No promises or anything, but it'd be awesome to be able to try this again a week from now, so let's thumbnail that as a short-term goal.

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

2c. Ow!
2d. Anyway. There's already been, surprise!, some research over here about long term alternatives to using Father Jeff's Video House. That'll have to start back up! But,
2e. We need a shorter-term solution also, even if it's crappy and disposable, for a makeup screening for THIS movie

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

2b. [teller shoves me aside] OH. HELLO. DID YOU THINK OUR VEIL OF SECRECY, OUR **PACT**, WAS SOME SORT OF ***WHIMSY?*** OHOHOHO. I SEE YOU. I SEE THE SCAMPS.

I'LL SEE YOU TOO!
OHOHOHO.

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 22h

Absolutely flabbergasted to report that we have somehow eaten a 24h timeout for—something? we streamed during the 30 minutes we were live. Incredible!

1. Should be back by tomorrow, so assume next month's stream, etc, is still on
2a. We gotta watch this specific movie together ASAP somehow

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 23h

hhhhhHowdy. Captain again.
After some mild turbulence. Some solar radiation. Some snafus with the snack cart casters. We are cleared through the rest of the flight.
In-flight entertainment preshow soon. Show in 30. URL in quote.
As always. A pleasure to pilot for you.
Belts on for the snack cart.

Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 1d

yyYello. Captain speaking.
Our course to Parva Planum? Still on-schedule.
As we exit Tharsis—seats on the right side?—lovely view of Olympus Mons. Just out the window.
A reminder. The in-flight film? Tomorrow night—7:30PM—via www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi.... A can't-miss.
Belts on for the snack cart.

trashnightvideo - Twitch

TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 1d

yyYello. Captain speaking.
Our course to Parva Planum? Still on-schedule.
As we exit Tharsis—seats on the right side?—lovely view of Olympus Mons. Just out the window.
A reminder. The in-flight film? Tomorrow night—7:30PM—via www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi.... A can't-miss.
Belts on for the snack cart.

trashnightvideo - Twitch

TRASH NIGHT is a monthly film series concerned with VHS hell and forgotten-media bricolage. Traditionally held as a group event at the Brattle Theatre in the greater Boston area, TRASH NIGHT has

twitch.tv

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Good [CDATE_TIMEOFDAY] [CPATIENT_NAME],

Please note that your Psychic Filmwash procedure is beginning shortly. Failure to keep your appointment will result in [CTABLE_LOOKUP("penalty", "cinematic abdication")].

Directions to the videography center: www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Thank you,
TNI

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Good morning [CPATIENT_NAME],

Your insurance has accepted your claim: "TO MUCH TOO THINK. ENOUGH"

Your PCP recommends a Psychic Filmwash procedure this evening at:

[7:30PM EST]

Please arrive for your videography appointment, located at www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi..., at that time.

Thank you,
TNI

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Aug 19

Ah, it's good to be back after all that "fifth Tuesday" nonsense. Yup, it'll be real nice to slip back into a normal, standard, regular-style movie. The kind you simply enj[GLINT OF SQUIRMING LIGHT IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION INSTANTLY UNNERVES YOU]oy

Tonight @ 7:30EST
www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Aug 19

Yes.... everyone's Outlooks and GCals are safe now. Chrononormalcy has resettled upon us.

Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Aug 19

Ah, it's good to be back after all that "fifth Tuesday" nonsense. Yup, it'll be real nice to slip back into a normal, standard, regular-style movie. The kind you simply enj[GLINT OF SQUIRMING LIGHT IN YOUR PERIPHERAL VISION INSTANTLY UNNERVES YOU]oy

Tonight @ 7:30EST
www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

Twitch

Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 29

[FRANTICALLY GATHERING UP MY CGI PAPERS] Hurry-- hurry! There's no time, NO TIME LEFT AT ALL! THE CINEMAW APPROACHES--!!

Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 29

Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of.

Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays?

Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime.
www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 29

[nodding sagely] May our Lord and True God, Keymaster of our Minds, Jeff, grace us with his beneficience on this day. Amazomen.

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 29

Good day. Ive just finished my calculations—it seems Tonight might actually be the "twenty-9th" many speak of.

Recall you the chaos inherent in chasing powerful sources of Fylm as these fifth Tuesdays?

Tonight, then. 7:30EST. May we be blessed with a complete runtime.
www.twitch.tv/trashnightvi...

A desk rendered in early raycasted 3D (giving it a primitive, "graphical future of the early-90s" feel) showcasing an abacus, a calculator, and a piece of paper with equations scribbled all over (plus pencil). Whoever was working on equations here must be brilliant indeed to require three vessels of mathematics..... yes truly a genious of foresight and intellect. Oh...... what's this? Ahahaha.... well. It appears this was my desk after all.... Ive just risen from it to greet you. Well how embarrassing. But do my words not ring true? [I look at you with a weird glint in my eye that you tactfully ignore] Eh? Mm? [you are ignoring me some more] Ah? Oh? [ignoring persists] Well then I shall see you tonight perchance at the film described in the rest of the post. Oh, did you not read the post yet? Hahaha... oh, traveler. What a pair we make. Shall we then to the social media "blast"? [I proffer my arm]

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 15

STALWART SOULS...

RECALL THAT WE YET SWIM IN THE UNSPACE BETWEEN TWO "FIFTH TUESDAYS"....

ERGO..... NO FILM SHALL BE SUMMONED 'PON THIS NIGHT............

PERCHANCE WE SHALL SEE YOU ON THIS UPCOMING "FIFTH TUESDAY" INSTEAD.............................................?

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 2

Extremely funny that this happened to the movie where the whole plot hinges on Brandon Lee's ability to assert to Ernest Borgnine that America is the land where you are free to do as you please

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 2

"Fake"???????

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 2

if this were a bannable offense they would NEVER let me in the library!!!!!!

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 2

thank you, and yeah, it'd be great if competitors in the streaming space didn't keep being "for gambling" or "for fascists" or "for quietly inflating the value of a related stablecoin" or "im actually not sure but their discord is always full of people asking where they can watch ufc"

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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · Jul 2

Incredible. Impeccable. Would not have this incredibly blursed stream experience end any other way. Thank you all profusely for coming out tonight despite everything. We'll figure out a makeup stream in the future.

Notice on the Trash Night Twitch page asserting that we have been temporarily suspended from the service because Jeff Bezos thinks that a wet t-shirt is something you can't show on network television after 10PM

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