Bobby
@bobbyiam.bsky.social
DC Sports. Assorted reindeer games.
Quiznos never should have lost the sandwich wars.
Quiznos never should have lost the sandwich wars.
This is the exact face the grinch makes when he’s waiting for the whos to wake up
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is the exact face the grinch makes when he’s waiting for the whos to wake up
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
telling my children that the plane delivering their letters to santa unfortunately went down over the arctic seas. and yes they must shoulder some of the blame
Margarita with 2 olives in it at a Lexington, VA Applebees. Also there was ice.
I think the credit goes to @edsbs.bsky.social but we really need to teleport the “What is the worst drink you’ve ever had” thread over here
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Margarita with 2 olives in it at a Lexington, VA Applebees. Also there was ice.
I seriously believe that Nick Saban is what the Maple Leafs need. Give him some kind of front-facing but non-hockey role. He dispatched Gumps with ease. Imagine what he'd do in Canada.
@sickoscommittee.org did we get a verdict on Saban joining the Preds as a minority owner? www.nhl.com/news/nick-sa...
Saban aiming to help Predators compete for Stanley Cup as minority owner | NHL.com
Legendary college football coach wants to assist team in developing habits that lead to winning
www.nhl.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I seriously believe that Nick Saban is what the Maple Leafs need. Give him some kind of front-facing but non-hockey role. He dispatched Gumps with ease. Imagine what he'd do in Canada.
Make Jordon the bachelorette and populate the show entirely with college football coaches who cheated on their wives. You can't tell me there's not money in this.
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Make Jordon the bachelorette and populate the show entirely with college football coaches who cheated on their wives. You can't tell me there's not money in this.
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What in the absolute fuck is Republican governance. What are we doing.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What in the absolute fuck is Republican governance. What are we doing.
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as president i will also establish a "warrior dividend" for our soldiers, but this will be a bounty we pay them for every country they don't invade. I know what you're saying: couldn't this lead to us invading countries in order to reduce the military budget? and the answer is i didn't consider that
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
as president i will also establish a "warrior dividend" for our soldiers, but this will be a bounty we pay them for every country they don't invade. I know what you're saying: couldn't this lead to us invading countries in order to reduce the military budget? and the answer is i didn't consider that
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I don’t subscribe to any popular notion of a tactile afterlife, but if you do, please imagine Roger Ebert going right up to Rob Reiner and continuing to lay into him about NORTH like it’s the only thing he’s been thinking about.
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don’t subscribe to any popular notion of a tactile afterlife, but if you do, please imagine Roger Ebert going right up to Rob Reiner and continuing to lay into him about NORTH like it’s the only thing he’s been thinking about.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Coworker of mine made his wife a special dinner to commemorate the 40th anniversary of COMMANDO debuting in theaters
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what other sport offers the scenario Angry Pennsylvanians Swear Blood Oath Against Utah Cookie Magnate
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
what other sport offers the scenario Angry Pennsylvanians Swear Blood Oath Against Utah Cookie Magnate
Quiznos brass never would have pulled this shit. It's not about neglecting your family. It's about putting out a pretty good product and scamming the shit out of your franchisees with an oven that breaks fortnightly.
We have to talk about how this glorification of overwork is driving care downstream.
To compete, men are incentivized to dump care onto women in their families. And women in privileged positions are then incentivized to push care onto others more vulnerable than them.
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/25/b...
To compete, men are incentivized to dump care onto women in their families. And women in privileged positions are then incentivized to push care onto others more vulnerable than them.
www.cnbc.com/2025/10/25/b...
Billionaire Jimmy John’s founder: Work-life balance for entrepreneurs ''is the biggest line of bulls--- that’s ever been created’
Jimmy John Liautaud says launching a successful business requires an immense amount of dedication and persistence, leaving no room for work-life balance.
www.cnbc.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Quiznos brass never would have pulled this shit. It's not about neglecting your family. It's about putting out a pretty good product and scamming the shit out of your franchisees with an oven that breaks fortnightly.
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where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde
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December 3, 2023 at 8:27 PM
where my Holy Infant Salsa Verde
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POV your uncle who won’t stop checking on the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
POV your uncle who won’t stop checking on the turkey
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Christmas Story (1983)
Double dipping to offer “Drink night train / go to the basketball game / throw up under the bleachers”
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Double dipping to offer “Drink night train / go to the basketball game / throw up under the bleachers”
One thing fatherhood has taught me: the Ducktails theme song is the absolute best soundtrack to making a sudden and reckless U turn in the rain.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One thing fatherhood has taught me: the Ducktails theme song is the absolute best soundtrack to making a sudden and reckless U turn in the rain.
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You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
President Trump spares turkeys Gobble and Waddle from appearing on Thanksgiving dinner plates.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You may recognize these turkeys from their conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer
How’d this guy know I’m a Quiznos fan?
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How’d this guy know I’m a Quiznos fan?
It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
Michael Olmert: to understand all is to forgive all
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Michael Olmert: to understand all is to forgive all