Johnny Killoran
@johnnykilloran.com
Too many staggering cinematic accomplishments to list, including minor award-winning short film School Nights and ancient Disney masterpiece Minutemen.
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whoever of those of people is still alive, arrest them (if dead, try and convict them posthumously) for Failure to Prevent Mike Johnson.
Mike Johnson Claims He Was Nearly Aborted By Teen Parents While Addressing March For Life Crowd
Mike Johnson Claims He Was Nearly Aborted By Teen Parents While Addressing March For Life Crowd
House Speaker Mike Johnson told the crowd assembled in Washington, D.C., for the March for Life event that he was nearly aborted by his teenaged parents.
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dlvr.it
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
whoever of those of people is still alive, arrest them (if dead, try and convict them posthumously) for Failure to Prevent Mike Johnson.
it’s my own fault for passively creating the algorithm (I’m a compulsive t-shirt purchaser and have in the past succumbed to IG ads for such items) but I don’t get this one. sure I like the Patriots—but I also happen to like Tony Romo’s analysis. NO SALE.
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
it’s my own fault for passively creating the algorithm (I’m a compulsive t-shirt purchaser and have in the past succumbed to IG ads for such items) but I don’t get this one. sure I like the Patriots—but I also happen to like Tony Romo’s analysis. NO SALE.
you’re walking through a minimalist setting with natural lighting, and bam—
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
you’re walking through a minimalist setting with natural lighting, and bam—
(forced at gunpoint to “name [my] favorite song from ‘Train Dreams’”) holy shit I got it right?
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 PM
(forced at gunpoint to “name [my] favorite song from ‘Train Dreams’”) holy shit I got it right?
the ‘F’ in F1 stands for you gotta be Fucking kidding me
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
the ‘F’ in F1 stands for you gotta be Fucking kidding me
no one eats Delroy Lindo’s sesame cake today.
January 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
no one eats Delroy Lindo’s sesame cake today.
spaghetti and meat balls ass post
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
spaghetti and meat balls ass post
yeah, obviously he's not going to do a World War III. he died last night.
January 21, 2026 at 7:37 PM
yeah, obviously he's not going to do a World War III. he died last night.
how did I miss this breaking news from 6 days ago
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 PM
how did I miss this breaking news from 6 days ago
(frantically checking on my limewire downloads)
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
(frantically checking on my limewire downloads)
"and yes I mean all of you" jesus christ buddy there were only two of them and the show ended eight years ago.
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"and yes I mean all of you" jesus christ buddy there were only two of them and the show ended eight years ago.
why are people reporting on Trump presently talking about Greenland. dude died last night, let’s show some decorum.
January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
why are people reporting on Trump presently talking about Greenland. dude died last night, let’s show some decorum.
well, whatever man, now they got a stupid-as-hell zombie on that plane headed to Davos. good luck everybody. this tweet is in memory of Donald J. Trump, [whatever date he was born, I’m not looking that shit up]-today
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
well, whatever man, now they got a stupid-as-hell zombie on that plane headed to Davos. good luck everybody. this tweet is in memory of Donald J. Trump, [whatever date he was born, I’m not looking that shit up]-today
this is how Andrew McCarthy would try to explain things as they were happening at Bernie’s beach house
![Ed O'Keefe @edokeefe
NEW: White House press pool reports the president boarded the new jet, but reporters didn't witness him getting off the old plane and aboard the new one.
Per the latest pool report:
"While holding on original Air Force One, your pool saw a lot of commotion, including several staffers deplaning with their bags, including [Karoline] Leavitt and [Kevin] Hassett. The crew on the plane was hustling to make the transition, quickly moving boxes of fruit, wrapped sandwiches and beverages in and out. At least one ran past the press cabin. Others, outside on the ground, were seen pulling about a dozen suitcases off the plane and placing them onto a truck. Fox News was playing on the TVs with a chyron about the plane's electrical issue."
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January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
this is how Andrew McCarthy would try to explain things as they were happening at Bernie’s beach house
you know his last word is gonna be just the weirdest fucking noise
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
you know his last word is gonna be just the weirdest fucking noise
oh no he’s never going to get to see the melania movie or rush hour 4 (I mean let’s be real he was never going to see the melania movie)
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 AM
oh no he’s never going to get to see the melania movie or rush hour 4 (I mean let’s be real he was never going to see the melania movie)
everybody calm down. they only turned it off because he’s dead.
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
everybody calm down. they only turned it off because he’s dead.
It’s Going to Happen™ during a good basketball game or something and we’re going to miss it because Bluesky is a sports app.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It’s Going to Happen™ during a good basketball game or something and we’re going to miss it because Bluesky is a sports app.
“We”—the bluesky types—tend to cast ire/blame about the situation toward a monolith of Toothless Yokels who voted for him. “They”—citizens of other countries, some now on brink of war—cast a wider yet in cases more accurate net of Comfortable Assholes Who Did Nothing ‘Cause They Didn’t Have To.
January 20, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“We”—the bluesky types—tend to cast ire/blame about the situation toward a monolith of Toothless Yokels who voted for him. “They”—citizens of other countries, some now on brink of war—cast a wider yet in cases more accurate net of Comfortable Assholes Who Did Nothing ‘Cause They Didn’t Have To.
You'll be sure to let us know as soon as those connections become obvious, Gary O-fucking-Donoghue? The prestige, innit?
going to use "at my most enigmatic and expansive" to describe the next time I have a few too many wines
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
You'll be sure to let us know as soon as those connections become obvious, Gary O-fucking-Donoghue? The prestige, innit?
well SOMEBODY sure got a taste for blood, didn’t she
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
well SOMEBODY sure got a taste for blood, didn’t she
I’m still livid about not getting credit for being the first person to call jet skis “boatercycles”—much angrier than I am, in fact, that no one calls jet skis boatercycles.
Now he's claiming to have invented "I read the rest of the poem" saying.
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I’m still livid about not getting credit for being the first person to call jet skis “boatercycles”—much angrier than I am, in fact, that no one calls jet skis boatercycles.