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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop

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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 5h

a man with a mustache and beard is holding his finger to his lips .

ALT: a man with a mustache and beard is holding his finger to his lips .

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 6h

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa blue jays loooooooooooooooose

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 8h

Let's go The Mariners, death to the Blue Jays.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h

Love the unhinged Baker Mayfield graphic from CBS

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

hold up where do we sign up for the $1000 per post

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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 11h

@suicidepets

Wtf am i gonna go to therapy for??? So I can pay money just for some bitch to tell me I'm gay? To find out im gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down im a gay ass homosexual man? Lmao pass. Miss me with that shit. Im straight. I am straight

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 15h

The two main genres of self-help articles in 2025: “you should become a subsistence farmer so that corporations don’t poison you” and “you should let a magic 8 ball on your computer do everything for you”.

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 10h

*devoting all my game journo powers to coming up to the ultimate question for Zoe Quinn*
1. (whispers) Is Zoe Quinn...kawaii?
2. Oh God, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10h

Not my sweet Trent

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 10h

SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13h

“This blithering idiot is the highest-paid GM in all of college football and yet knows nothing about how the sport works.”
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Before I get to America’s leading football moron, here is a quick assessment of the college football landscape after Saturday’s games. Every team is horrible except for Ohio State, which crushed 17th-...

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 12h

Doing the "My entire Sunday is on hold because the cat keeps whining to be picked up then jumps down when picked up and we have been doing this for 2 hours so no sense starting anything until she figures out what she wants" routine

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12h

The Cowboys traded away one of the best defensive players in the sport, claiming it would help them stop the run, and just gave up 183 rushing yards to a running back they had last year but walked in free agency

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 14h

"please don't put in The Atlantic I got mad"

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Pr🎃rk @prork.bsky.social · 14h

How can Tony Schiavone say that LFI don't care about fashion when The Beast Mortos is wearing a pair of cool sunglasses?!
#AEW

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 19h

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs".

There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16h

Pretty incredible deal at Fanatical right now if you want to pick up some Combat Mission or Strategic Command games www.fanatical.com/en/pick-and-...

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 14h

lmao even the big AI boosters at work are like "this is going to free you up to do so much more work. now yes you are going to have to spend all that time correcting all the stuff it gets wrong" like oh okay exactly what i wanted, more work

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Dave Capdevielle @cadaverdave.com · 1d

As Halloween quickly approaches, we luckily have role models like Garfield to remind us of important trick-or-treat safety tips!

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onion person @junlper.beer · 16h

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 19h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 16h

the jets averaged 1.4 yards per play today

54 plays
82 yards

42% of their plays failed to gain a yard
-10 net passing yards

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 16h

i love arguing on the internet. you can say "the sky is blue and that's a morally neutral statement" and then someone shows up like "the EVIL sky being EVIL blue is actually a moral statement!!" like yeah changing the contents of a sentence also changes its meaning.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18h

Good morning

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Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 16h

Outstanding feat of Jets football today. Neither team should win that game. They should both be ashamed of themselves. That was awful.

Jean-Paul BOO-artre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 16h

Jets once again Jets it up