Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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Mothra
Friend to children
Can't you hear me say
Loves the kids every night and day
Mothra
Friend to children
Can't you hear me say
Loves the kids every night and day
Mothra
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Mothra
Friend to children
Can't you hear me say
Loves the kids every night and day
Mothra
Friend to children
Can't you hear me say
Loves the kids every night and day
Mothra
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Say what you will about AC/DC but whenever you wanna hear a goose sing about sex with a sick riff machine going nonstop for three and a half minutes there's really nothing else.
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Say what you will about AC/DC but whenever you wanna hear a goose sing about sex with a sick riff machine going nonstop for three and a half minutes there's really nothing else.
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During the Mark Briscoe segment
“we are eating ass in wrestling now?”
“Yeah. It’s Ass Eating Wrestling. AEW.”
“we are eating ass in wrestling now?”
“Yeah. It’s Ass Eating Wrestling. AEW.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
During the Mark Briscoe segment
“we are eating ass in wrestling now?”
“Yeah. It’s Ass Eating Wrestling. AEW.”
“we are eating ass in wrestling now?”
“Yeah. It’s Ass Eating Wrestling. AEW.”
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JavaScript should be ILLEGAL. There. Fight me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
JavaScript should be ILLEGAL. There. Fight me.
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I think it’s time for the Sickos to accept a possibly difficult truth. AEW isn’t a wrestling company.
It’s a VERY large polycule with house rules that mandate all arguments, decisions, and differences of opinion are decided via wrestling matches #AEW
It’s a VERY large polycule with house rules that mandate all arguments, decisions, and differences of opinion are decided via wrestling matches #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think it’s time for the Sickos to accept a possibly difficult truth. AEW isn’t a wrestling company.
It’s a VERY large polycule with house rules that mandate all arguments, decisions, and differences of opinion are decided via wrestling matches #AEW
It’s a VERY large polycule with house rules that mandate all arguments, decisions, and differences of opinion are decided via wrestling matches #AEW
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The Wizard of Oz (1939) #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The Wizard of Oz (1939) #AEWCollision
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Stolen from our Discord.
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Stolen from our Discord.
stat should come down from the rafters like Sting but in a beam of light like an alien coming down from a UFO #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
stat should come down from the rafters like Sting but in a beam of light like an alien coming down from a UFO #aewcollision
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Eddie Vs Samoa Joe: Championship belt and/or custody of Hook?
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Eddie Vs Samoa Joe: Championship belt and/or custody of Hook?
This promo tonight made me go "oh shit, Eddie's back," he's shooting. This is vintage. He's got his fastball back. Hell yeah. #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This promo tonight made me go "oh shit, Eddie's back," he's shooting. This is vintage. He's got his fastball back. Hell yeah. #aewcollision
10 stars, perfect match. #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
10 stars, perfect match. #aewcollision
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DALTON AND THE OUTRUNNERS #AEWCOLLISION
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DALTON AND THE OUTRUNNERS #AEWCOLLISION
MxM TV is the best, I'd tabbed away and came back to see them in costume and shrieked with delight. #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
MxM TV is the best, I'd tabbed away and came back to see them in costume and shrieked with delight. #AEWCollision
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Here is also a great moment in parade history.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here is also a great moment in parade history.
Thanksgiving night means interfamily violence #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thanksgiving night means interfamily violence #aewcollision
Mox on comms alert oh shit #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mox on comms alert oh shit #aewcollision
Laughing that Danny's music on the Death Riders is "EVIL sexy" #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Laughing that Danny's music on the Death Riders is "EVIL sexy" #aewcollision
Carmen Sandiego got the good seat for the graps. #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Carmen Sandiego got the good seat for the graps. #aewcollision
How long has Nigel been giggling waiting to drop "No one puts Bailey in the corner?" #aewcollision
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How long has Nigel been giggling waiting to drop "No one puts Bailey in the corner?" #aewcollision
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i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
Love this Xbox commercial I just got that's like "remember you played games around your family? well NOW we play games under headphones and on our own screens and don't ever interact with ANYONE".
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Love this Xbox commercial I just got that's like "remember you played games around your family? well NOW we play games under headphones and on our own screens and don't ever interact with ANYONE".
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
Post Malone was so bad I switched off the football game and switched back to MST3K lmao
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Post Malone was so bad I switched off the football game and switched back to MST3K lmao
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I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy