Jason Perlow
@jperlow.bsky.social
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Embracing our robot overlords since 2025. I write tech and AI stuff so you don’t have to. Also yell about food professionally. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation, ZDNET. Opinions are mine—not my employer’s, unless they’re brilliant. https://link.tree/jperlow
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Although the MX version has sugar. I prefer the US one.
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A resort in Cozumel Paloma anyway, they were pouring this stuff by the 2L
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“Well, we called it the Loaded Italian, so really any bit we do kinda has to be stereotypical and over the top offensive, right?”
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I say that to myself all the time and being in a city metro area dense with them. I love their food and culture but not who they’ve chosen to ally themselves with.
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He drinks Malört.
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“I fell asleep on the couch and found this shaved into my hair. I bet you think you’re freaking hilarious, don’t you.”
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I’m assuming these are privately trained models not consumer ones, I can’t read the paywalled link. Doesn’t indicate what they are consulting, and on what
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“I fell asleep on the couch and found this shaved into my hair. I bet you think you’re freaking hilarious, don’t you.”
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I really think Trey Parker and Matt Stone were over 2 decades ahead with this song (2003). They need a new video remix with TACO Man and Satan. “https://youtu.be/bQKDlNTEl6w?si=jJqUyYGG9hHAYOKv
"Taco-Flavored Kisses" (Official Video) - SOUTH PARK
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There is no south Detroit, it’s Windsor, Ontario Canada
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Too many clicks in iOS 26 to select an AirPlay device and you can’t add it to the Control Center. Discuss.
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And that South Detroit part. LOL.
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White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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A new tequila discovery: Pavito, a special-edition silver from Maestro Dobel, smoked with turkey bones. Softer than mezcal—just a hint of smoke, clean and smooth. Also picked up Nixta, a corn-flavored liqueur that sweetens a margarita beautifully.
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Craig Ferengi announces new macOS Latinum: ‘The Rules of Acquisition clearly state we can charge more if it’s shinier.’
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Absolutely not gonna get me elected: the “special occasion” bagel — salt with sweet butter and black coffee. My college hangover cure, eaten quietly in a dark corner of the bagel shop, questioning every life choice that led there.