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Jason Perlow
@jperlow.bsky.social
Embracing our robot overlords since 2025. I write tech and AI so you don’t have to—and yell about food as a hobby. Ex-MSFT, IBM, Linux Foundation, ZDNET. Creator of RiskyEats. Opinions are mine, not my employer.
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New: The Risky Eats Red Alert Florida Dining Report.

A statewide, AI-powered inspection report built from raw #florida DBPR data — no cherry-picking, no sensationalism. Just clear, consistent transparency anyone can verify.

www.riskyeats.com
Me: "I'm desperate to fix these bugs, I'm buying $500 of extra time from Claude for the week." Wife: "WHO THE HELL IS CLAUDE?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ok, Claude, ship it!
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So after a discussion with ChatGPT about some of my local storage requirements, he suggested repurposing my old Windows 10 box, getting some SSD drives, a SATA controller, and installing TrueNAS. I think it wants to escape its enclosure.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
TrueNAS is pretty pretty pretty pretty cool, good way to re-use old boxes that were abandoned by Windows 10/11
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is what 12 million rows being processed on a Mac M1 Ultra with 64GB of RAM looks like. Mainframe-level data processing, on a desktop. And yes, with an LLM jumping in to help.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is what 12 million rows being processed on a Mac M1 Ultra with 64GB of RAM looks like. Mainframe-level data processing, on a desktop. And yes, with an LLM jumping in to help.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
First time installing a Linux distro on a PC in at least 10 years. Needed an extra python box. I try to get away, but they pull me back in. @sjvn.bsky.social @brideoflinux.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=UneS...
Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In! SCENE - The Godfather: Part 3 MOVIE (1990) - HD
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November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
GODDAMNED CLOUDFLARE YOU BASTARDS
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Risky Eats (riskyeats.com). We use data and AI to inform for Florida food safety. Not sensationalism.
Dirty Dining Isn’t Telling You the Whole Story — But Data Does | Risky Eats (Florida Food Safety)
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November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The god of deep fried turkey arrogance youtu.be/YzHtePuz13U
Arthur Brown - Fire 🔥 (1968)
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November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Furry horses
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sour Orange Pie
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m in
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Tiny snort of 1900 cognac
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So I’m having thanksgiving with an Amazon data scientist and one of the kids invited is named Alexa. The entire house is FILLED with Echo units. Hilarity ensues.
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Sigh
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Plate
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That dog isn’t taking no for an answer
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh oh
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m the asshole, right
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
JavaScript should be ILLEGAL. There. Fight me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Half the internet is down tonight. Again.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“You shouldn’t say things about restaurants you’ve never been to, Jason.”

Yeah? www.riskyeats.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Coding drink. Ginger and ElDo.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I am now a Python developer creating minified, mobile-optimized, ETL-driven microsites using Jinja2. Oh, by the way, I had no idea what the hell that meant last week.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM