Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop
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"Tell myself I'm an artist but I'm really just a piece of shit". Writing: https://www.theravencroft.com | Data: https://farnsworth-institute.org/ | Pictures: https://www.instagram.com/thomas.of.ravens/
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Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
I am shocked that turning Bloodlines into a shitty knockoff action game was not, in fact, the play. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sales-d...
‘Sales do not match our projections’: Paradox writes down $37 million of Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 dev costs | VGC
“The responsibility lies fully with us as the publisher”…
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November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am shocked that turning Bloodlines into a shitty knockoff action game was not, in fact, the play. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sales-d...
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Delete this.
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Delete this.
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Philly fans are so mad about the Eagles they're about to do all the same things they do when they're extremely happy about the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Philly fans are so mad about the Eagles they're about to do all the same things they do when they're extremely happy about the Eagles
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I need this coach search to never end
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I need this coach search to never end
Got a Soulframe key and this is the weirdest kinda Darksoulslike-but-online but it's weirdly compelling but I'm not nearly high enough for it.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Got a Soulframe key and this is the weirdest kinda Darksoulslike-but-online but it's weirdly compelling but I'm not nearly high enough for it.
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We're going to tell our kids that this was Wicked.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We're going to tell our kids that this was Wicked.
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One of the reasons I've never bought into AI doomerism, is that to believe "it's here to stay, get used to it!" you have to buy into the idea that AI generated elements are so hardcoded or integral as to be permanent, when they really aren't.
You can simply remove it, and it's gone just like that.
You can simply remove it, and it's gone just like that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One of the reasons I've never bought into AI doomerism, is that to believe "it's here to stay, get used to it!" you have to buy into the idea that AI generated elements are so hardcoded or integral as to be permanent, when they really aren't.
You can simply remove it, and it's gone just like that.
You can simply remove it, and it's gone just like that.
Harsh but fair, Temu
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Harsh but fair, Temu
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
Bouta watch Ol' Miss vs. Mississippi State
a man is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and talking on the phone .
ALT: a man is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and talking on the phone .
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November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bouta watch Ol' Miss vs. Mississippi State
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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I like that there’s a lot of overlap in the way Kevin Owen’s/Eddie Kingston cut promos except KO feels like the only wrestler who knows wrestling isn’t real but Eddie is the only wrestler who doesn’t know lmfao
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I like that there’s a lot of overlap in the way Kevin Owen’s/Eddie Kingston cut promos except KO feels like the only wrestler who knows wrestling isn’t real but Eddie is the only wrestler who doesn’t know lmfao
Why does every email I'm getting with a subject of "Are you ready for 2026?" make it sound like it's threatening me?
Beavis Cornholio GIF
ALT: Beavis Cornholio GIF
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November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why does every email I'm getting with a subject of "Are you ready for 2026?" make it sound like it's threatening me?
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remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
I got a funny mental image of hitting a save point and the game starting to blast "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" for the 7th inning stretch. bsky.app/profile/cupi...
Not to sound like a Gamer Of A Certain Age, but I think it would be good if more games had built-in stretch breaks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I got a funny mental image of hitting a save point and the game starting to blast "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" for the 7th inning stretch. bsky.app/profile/cupi...
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It's officially Black Friday! And "Timeless" Toni Storm knows you're going to need something to put under your tree and in those stockings!
Head over to http://ShopAEW.com to check out all of our best Black Friday deals. Go now!
Head over to http://ShopAEW.com to check out all of our best Black Friday deals. Go now!
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's officially Black Friday! And "Timeless" Toni Storm knows you're going to need something to put under your tree and in those stockings!
Head over to http://ShopAEW.com to check out all of our best Black Friday deals. Go now!
Head over to http://ShopAEW.com to check out all of our best Black Friday deals. Go now!
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I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have a theory that Kirby Smart and Brent Key’s headsets are actually connected to each other during Georgia vs Ga Tech games and this is what it sounds like.
The MST3K stream is showing Hercules and the Captive Women and all the "Uranus" gags have me doing the Beavis and Butthead laugh.
a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below him
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The MST3K stream is showing Hercules and the Captive Women and all the "Uranus" gags have me doing the Beavis and Butthead laugh.
Watching the people yesterday and today that logged on just to post-post-post about Outrage of the Day stuff was bleakly funny. Like, eat some food and pass out on the couch. Argue about that stuff with a relative. Take a break. bsky.app/profile/catr...
Stop going out and looking for things to get angry about! Stop dragging them back here! You service no one!
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Watching the people yesterday and today that logged on just to post-post-post about Outrage of the Day stuff was bleakly funny. Like, eat some food and pass out on the couch. Argue about that stuff with a relative. Take a break. bsky.app/profile/catr...