Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
I would prefer not to.
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If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.
Heated Rivalry needs a sort of comic relief character who talks like this
Trevor Zegras on Rasmus Ristolainen's play in his return to the Flyers lineup:
"Phenomenal. Double Nickels. He’s an absolute moose out there."
"Phenomenal. Double Nickels. He’s an absolute moose out there."
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Heated Rivalry needs a sort of comic relief character who talks like this
New Knives Out movie answers the burning question: What if the Catholic Church were stocked entirely with Protestants?
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
New Knives Out movie answers the burning question: What if the Catholic Church were stocked entirely with Protestants?
They tell you bears are dangerous and not to go near them, but that's just propaganda from losers who want bear friends all to themselves
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
They tell you bears are dangerous and not to go near them, but that's just propaganda from losers who want bear friends all to themselves
Remembering the reason for the season
December 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remembering the reason for the season
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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my third wish would be for one more wish
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my third wish would be for one more wish
Seems like I got a virus on my computer that makes my face in the zoom window look 5-10% uglier and weirder
December 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Seems like I got a virus on my computer that makes my face in the zoom window look 5-10% uglier and weirder
“Gay son or thot daughter” - the only fiscally responsible reproductive choices in the modern economy
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“Gay son or thot daughter” - the only fiscally responsible reproductive choices in the modern economy
D20 shaping up to be J6 for gay nerds (complimentary)
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
D20 shaping up to be J6 for gay nerds (complimentary)
This is my MCU
Just a few of my billion dollar ideas:
• 24 hr arby’s
• Arby’s underwater
• Goth/darkwave arby’s
• 24 hr hardee’s
• Arby’s 2
• Underground arby’s
• Super Arby’s
• 24 hr arby’s
• Arby’s underwater
• Goth/darkwave arby’s
• 24 hr hardee’s
• Arby’s 2
• Underground arby’s
• Super Arby’s
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is my MCU
Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Young people have no idea what it was like when this show was coming out. Forums absolutely buzzing on Thursday nights coming up with fan theories of what shit the dad was gonna say next week. We lost that when Netflix started dropping whole seasons in one day
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Went on autopilot in a conversation with my barista earlier and realized all too late that I had spent the past 3 minutes describing Dwarf Fortress to her
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Went on autopilot in a conversation with my barista earlier and realized all too late that I had spent the past 3 minutes describing Dwarf Fortress to her
Nothing hits like blasting Morgan Wallen while you sit on your shower toilet and pretend you're rain-poopin' like in a music video
you crazy if you putting the toilet in the shower
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nothing hits like blasting Morgan Wallen while you sit on your shower toilet and pretend you're rain-poopin' like in a music video
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
Playing FFX right now and every time Wakka is racist, I send his underleveled ass out to get oneshot by a random mob so I can teach Tidus not to copy that kind of behavior
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Playing FFX right now and every time Wakka is racist, I send his underleveled ass out to get oneshot by a random mob so I can teach Tidus not to copy that kind of behavior
Ballad of a sub-par reply guy. Hits me real close to home
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ballad of a sub-par reply guy. Hits me real close to home
Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
December 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Love when people try to argue that Avatar had no cultural impact when it’s the only reason anyone has ever said the phrase “cultural impact”
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Incredible events are occurring.
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Incredible events are occurring.
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
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Apoplectic at the categorization of Bo Jackson as a "guy"
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
Bo Jackson
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
LF-DH-CF-RF
Debut: 1986 - Retired: 1994
CHW - ANA - KCR
Bo Jackson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Bo Jackson
baseball-reference.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Apoplectic at the categorization of Bo Jackson as a "guy"
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
@remembersomeguys.bsky.social you are CANCELED
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
That Oklahoma nimrod’s other professors can do the funniest thing and fail her in her other classes
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That Oklahoma nimrod’s other professors can do the funniest thing and fail her in her other classes
If somebody pays me $140, I will unmute this video
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If somebody pays me $140, I will unmute this video