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Bobby Biscotti

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · Mar 1

If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.

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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 8h

Change in Headline

Before: Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
After: Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 9h

Raddest shit ever seen on Earth absolutely wasted on mirthless Dallas crowd

Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 19h

Important.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 9h

Seen two clips of Hamilton this morning from people libbing out over Tuesday night, and y’all can’t be bringing down the vibe like that

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 23h

Probably was about 3 seconds between him seeing the word "Urban" in the list of cabinet positions and pointing at the only black guy in the room

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aloof girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 1d

it's so important to have one cat who never leaves your side for one moment and another cat who just yells at you for food

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

Getting my friend group of conservative men together and going to each other’s houses. Whoever has the least amount of mall ninja tacti-cool shit on the side of their Keurig has to jerk everybody else off while we yell slurs at him.

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

We shouldn’t have pushed back when Melania put up those evil Xmas decorations because now it’s all basic wedding decor and AI slop

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

Like, I live in the world where they smear JOE BIDEN as a communist.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.

Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power

One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.

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gozi @lightskintiger.bsky.social · 1d

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

Cuomo strategists sitting around a table with full ashtrays on it like “Damn. I really thought we had it with the Aloof Wife thing.”

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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 1d

2026 Primary Woke Wave

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d

Grabbing a Spanish language “I voted!” sticker and trying to parlay that into getting free queso with my Chipotle order today

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d

How am I supposed to sleep at night knowing Antifa is so close to producing armor-piercing sandwich technology?

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 2d

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d

JD Vance sliding into Lynne Cheney's DMs as we speak

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 3d

Me, punching ‘Salt & Vinegar - No vinegar’ into the Lays Freestyle machine: “Type shit”

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

If you can’t go to war over a shitty piece of art you inexplicably like, we can simply never understand each other in a way that matters

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

So many delusional people clamboring over each other talking some shit about "over the North Pole"

The North Pole? Like the place where Santa lives? You think that's real? Grow up buddy.

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I walk by a house and hear their pet birds going straight sicko mode and I’m just glad I don’t gotta deal with all that

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

I’m not throwing away my (coffee) pot

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

Not-insignificant portion of the Dodgers fanbase doing the “nobody believed in us!” shtick and I need them to grow up. You’re the Death Star! You’re Saban Bama! You’re the Durant Warriors! You gotta embrace the villainy because if you keep underdog posting, I’m unscrewing the lugnuts off your tires

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Riots break out in Philadelphia following Dodgers win

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d

"unwanted junior mints"
never seen any other kind

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d

Please stop posting your kids' candy hauls if they're depressing bullshit. I've seen so many Twizzlers, Mike & Ikes, Junior Mints, etc. that I'm about to start calling child services. Somebody posted a shot with multiple visible 100-calorie packs of Blue Diamond almonds. Have some self respect.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d

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