Witch King of Blakemar
@blakethebutcher.bsky.social
He/him
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave hype man, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
Trans folks are awesome
Nashville 🏠
être en proie à la plus grande confusion
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave hype man, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
Trans folks are awesome
Nashville 🏠
être en proie à la plus grande confusion
Pinned
Me shooting my shot at @parksnwreck88.bsky.social and nailing it
I wanna be held by him ngl
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I wanna be held by him ngl
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preparing a thanksgiving menu that is entirely too big for our house
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
preparing a thanksgiving menu that is entirely too big for our house
Today is the last day for pick ups at work and also our busiest pick up day… oh boy…DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Today is the last day for pick ups at work and also our busiest pick up day… oh boy…DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!
Dibs on 85
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Dibs on 85
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gonna start replying to unsolicited nudes with this
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
gonna start replying to unsolicited nudes with this
@jjacus.bsky.social is bulk goals. Bro built like a Greek statue come to life wtf
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
@jjacus.bsky.social is bulk goals. Bro built like a Greek statue come to life wtf
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My friends are very talented.
Getting ready for Thanksgiving! We like to have a few turkey legs on hand.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My friends are very talented.
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I am very upset I would have to sign into youtube to watch this art.
cc: @blakethebutcher.bsky.social
cc: @blakethebutcher.bsky.social
Or if you’ve seen his dramatic reading of the infamous sorority letter:
Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I am very upset I would have to sign into youtube to watch this art.
cc: @blakethebutcher.bsky.social
cc: @blakethebutcher.bsky.social
Awwwww
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Awwwww
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I deal with a lot of builders and contractors. Sure there are bad ones in the field, but really we have a skilled labor issue and in some cases, supply chain problems.
Most I know would love more help to get jobs done sooner and perhaps make a bit more money.
We need more tradespeople.
Most I know would love more help to get jobs done sooner and perhaps make a bit more money.
We need more tradespeople.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I deal with a lot of builders and contractors. Sure there are bad ones in the field, but really we have a skilled labor issue and in some cases, supply chain problems.
Most I know would love more help to get jobs done sooner and perhaps make a bit more money.
We need more tradespeople.
Most I know would love more help to get jobs done sooner and perhaps make a bit more money.
We need more tradespeople.
Southern twinks like him are a blessing
Is anyone else obsessed with Cody Mcnabb at the Dillard’s in Knoxville? I know he runs that department like the navy 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Southern twinks like him are a blessing
Fuck yeah @bussyrizzler.nyc !!!!
led 9 meetings today and they all went great
a woman stands in front of a macy 's sign
ALT: a woman stands in front of a macy 's sign
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fuck yeah @bussyrizzler.nyc !!!!
Ngl I’d join him playing smash. That’s the energy I like
“are u that dude living in the attic”
“yea”
“what’re u doin?”
“pissin maybe gonna play smash ultimate if u wanna join”
with a new person every time
“yea”
“what’re u doin?”
“pissin maybe gonna play smash ultimate if u wanna join”
with a new person every time
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ngl I’d join him playing smash. That’s the energy I like
Awwww kitty
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Awwww kitty
When you seeing bro do something so you try too
Brigadier General Charles Harker, leading a brigade of Illinoisans and Ohioans in Sheridan’s division tried to copy his commanding officer’s stunt but mounted a gun that had just been fired. The red-hot barrel scorched his ass so badly he couldn’t sit a horse for weeks (18
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When you seeing bro do something so you try too
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Sheridan made his way onto the summit a little after 5:00pm. He jumped onto the very cannon that had been (allegedly) firing at him minutes earlier. Straddling the barrel with his short legs, the fiery Irishman whipped off his hat and let out a triumphant cheer much to the chagrin of his men (17
As usual, Phil Sheridan was in the thick of it. At the base of the ridge, he lifted a whiskey flask to toast the rebs watching from above. “Heres to you” he yelled. A cannonball landed nearby spraying him with dirt and debris. “That’s damn ungenerous,” he cried “I shall take those guns for that” (12
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sheridan made his way onto the summit a little after 5:00pm. He jumped onto the very cannon that had been (allegedly) firing at him minutes earlier. Straddling the barrel with his short legs, the fiery Irishman whipped off his hat and let out a triumphant cheer much to the chagrin of his men (17
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The Civil war is pretty incomparable in terms of the Types of Guy it mustered together
Brigadier General Charles Harker, leading a brigade of Illinoisans and Ohioans in Sheridan’s division tried to copy his commanding officer’s stunt but mounted a gun that had just been fired. The red-hot barrel scorched his ass so badly he couldn’t sit a horse for weeks (18
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The Civil war is pretty incomparable in terms of the Types of Guy it mustered together
@kedziet.bsky.social anytime I hear “tennis” I think of you, friend
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@kedziet.bsky.social anytime I hear “tennis” I think of you, friend
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The CEO of Crumbl after everyone threw their stupid pink frosting cookies at him:
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The CEO of Crumbl after everyone threw their stupid pink frosting cookies at him:
Millennial couples be like
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Millennial couples be like
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I will never get tired of the line read on “Activate! Boots! Of! The Gospel!”
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I will never get tired of the line read on “Activate! Boots! Of! The Gospel!”
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Horse Herpes Outbreak! At the Stock Show.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Horse Herpes Outbreak! At the Stock Show.
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Jealous af
on my annual pilgrimage to the saõ paulo airport pizza hut buffet ama
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jealous af
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idk it's cake that can be cupped. thus, cupcake
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
idk it's cake that can be cupped. thus, cupcake