Witch King of Blakemar
@blakethebutcher.bsky.social
He/him
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave hype man, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
Trans folks are awesome
Nashville 🏠
être en proie à la plus grande confusion
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave hype man, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
Trans folks are awesome
Nashville 🏠
être en proie à la plus grande confusion
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Me shooting my shot at @parksnwreck88.bsky.social and nailing it
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Arm, this is Bluesky. Bluesky, this is Arm. Be nice. He’s shy
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Arm, this is Bluesky. Bluesky, this is Arm. Be nice. He’s shy
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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
35.5
35.5
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
35.5
35.5
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33 and surviving, I guess
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
33 and surviving, I guess
WHAT A BABE
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
WHAT A BABE
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there’s this domestic terrorist getting mad at me for taking a nap
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
there’s this domestic terrorist getting mad at me for taking a nap
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Mat Elfring announces 47,074 fans on his couch. They all sat right next to him, off frame.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Mat Elfring announces 47,074 fans on his couch. They all sat right next to him, off frame.
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Over 30 thread except its just “men I’d like to **** me till I *** ***** **** so much”
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Over 30 thread except its just “men I’d like to **** me till I *** ***** **** so much”
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I'm so old! Over 30 thread. 📸 45. Eek.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm so old! Over 30 thread. 📸 45. Eek.
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I pay $30 a month and they send me a bag of books every month.
This was one of last months.
And honestly, it's probably not a story I would have heard otherwise.
This was one of last months.
And honestly, it's probably not a story I would have heard otherwise.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I pay $30 a month and they send me a bag of books every month.
This was one of last months.
And honestly, it's probably not a story I would have heard otherwise.
This was one of last months.
And honestly, it's probably not a story I would have heard otherwise.
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
34 🙂↕️
34 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
34 🙂↕️
34 🙂↕️
What a cutie
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What a cutie
Uh oh, 🦂 🌶️ is starting to light my mouth on fire oooooooh fuck
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Uh oh, 🦂 🌶️ is starting to light my mouth on fire oooooooh fuck
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I once was right about something a hockey bro challenged me on and I said "are you gonna 'did you even play' me now?" and his friend was like "oh shit dude lol" and the hockey bro got up and went to the bathroom. S-tier exchange.
There's two old old men next to me at the bar, one who clearly watches lacrosse and one who doesn't, and their commentary has been a hoot
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I once was right about something a hockey bro challenged me on and I said "are you gonna 'did you even play' me now?" and his friend was like "oh shit dude lol" and the hockey bro got up and went to the bathroom. S-tier exchange.
What a sweetie
Over 40 drop a selfie
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What a sweetie
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The word of the day is Brocile.
August 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The word of the day is Brocile.
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Reading my first Kevin Wilson novel and deeply disappointed in myself for not picking his books up sooner. (Reading Nothing To See Here, for anyone curious)
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reading my first Kevin Wilson novel and deeply disappointed in myself for not picking his books up sooner. (Reading Nothing To See Here, for anyone curious)
SEE!! You can’t even tell how buff I am because of these baggy, boxy as hell joggers. Smh gymshark, why you do me dirty this way? Do you know how many people have seen my penis online?! I can destroy you like that *snaps finger*
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
SEE!! You can’t even tell how buff I am because of these baggy, boxy as hell joggers. Smh gymshark, why you do me dirty this way? Do you know how many people have seen my penis online?! I can destroy you like that *snaps finger*
Do you like books? Do you like someone who is passionate about something? Do you also like cute boys who READ!? Look no further than this cool dude @shelfbyshelf.bsky.social
I keep forgetting to post my bookish updates here! My December reads
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Do you like books? Do you like someone who is passionate about something? Do you also like cute boys who READ!? Look no further than this cool dude @shelfbyshelf.bsky.social
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NOBODY TOUCH @theangrynoodle.com CROCHET HOOKS!!!!!! LIKE THE MICHELANGELO OF CROCHET THEY ARE!
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
NOBODY TOUCH @theangrynoodle.com CROCHET HOOKS!!!!!! LIKE THE MICHELANGELO OF CROCHET THEY ARE!
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A man bought a matted painting today. From me! Like what? I’m actually making art people enjoy?!
My mom always told me I couldn’t draw.
It’s the BW one in the back there,my favorite.Reminds me of walking in the old growth on a rainy day
My mom always told me I couldn’t draw.
It’s the BW one in the back there,my favorite.Reminds me of walking in the old growth on a rainy day
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A man bought a matted painting today. From me! Like what? I’m actually making art people enjoy?!
My mom always told me I couldn’t draw.
It’s the BW one in the back there,my favorite.Reminds me of walking in the old growth on a rainy day
My mom always told me I couldn’t draw.
It’s the BW one in the back there,my favorite.Reminds me of walking in the old growth on a rainy day
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Everyone always asks, “where’s Rodney?”
Nobody ever asks, “how’s Rodney?”
Nobody ever asks, “how’s Rodney?”
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Everyone always asks, “where’s Rodney?”
Nobody ever asks, “how’s Rodney?”
Nobody ever asks, “how’s Rodney?”