JOLLY🎅🏻Noyan
@drunkpsyduck54.bsky.social
Come for the hairy tits, stay for the loud opinions🤪
Barista by day, barback by night🥴
🏳️🌈🇹🇷 Happily Taken❤️/Open
Portland!
Insta: @drunker_psyduck
Barista by day, barback by night🥴
🏳️🌈🇹🇷 Happily Taken❤️/Open
Portland!
Insta: @drunker_psyduck
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For the first time in 5 years, my T levels are high enough to where my doc did not think it’d be necessary to go to a men’s clinic! Working out a blessing
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
For the first time in 5 years, my T levels are high enough to where my doc did not think it’d be necessary to go to a men’s clinic! Working out a blessing
got Chipotle, dick and cuddled on his pecs and p*t all night, i’m a happy boy ❤️❤️
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
got Chipotle, dick and cuddled on his pecs and p*t all night, i’m a happy boy ❤️❤️
Douching while listening to Hannah Montana, perhaps my first original experience
a woman with a halo on her head is smiling and praying with her hands folded .
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December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Douching while listening to Hannah Montana, perhaps my first original experience
going thrifting before the Eagle so ofc I did 45 mins of running so I can buy clothes that are too small❤️❤️🥰
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
going thrifting before the Eagle so ofc I did 45 mins of running so I can buy clothes that are too small❤️❤️🥰
Wow okay so I was not ready to be called out this way
Whatever the Gen X fathers did to their Gen Z sons that created all these boys with daddy issues, I am very much taking advantage
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wow okay so I was not ready to be called out this way
Something something “be responsible and swab your own butt” or whatever @thejacko.bsky.social says
Make sure to get tested regularly if you have multiple sexual partners!!
Make sure to get tested regularly if you have multiple sexual partners!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Something something “be responsible and swab your own butt” or whatever @thejacko.bsky.social says
Make sure to get tested regularly if you have multiple sexual partners!!
Make sure to get tested regularly if you have multiple sexual partners!!
Started PrEP and DoxyPEP literally right after my appt today, happy that I live in WA where my primary didn’t even question or judge me and already was very familiar with it!! This is a win!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Started PrEP and DoxyPEP literally right after my appt today, happy that I live in WA where my primary didn’t even question or judge me and already was very familiar with it!! This is a win!!
Fitness update!! Down to 153lbs!! If you squint REAL hard, you can KINDA sorta see abs 😝
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fitness update!! Down to 153lbs!! If you squint REAL hard, you can KINDA sorta see abs 😝
Maybe a little shade but some of the regulars at the bar who find me on social media… girlie if it’s been 5+ years since you last updated your profile pics on there and you’re 30+… maybe do that 😭😭 I barely recognize half of them 😬
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Maybe a little shade but some of the regulars at the bar who find me on social media… girlie if it’s been 5+ years since you last updated your profile pics on there and you’re 30+… maybe do that 😭😭 I barely recognize half of them 😬
Worked out 318 days out of December so far (counting all workouts including Sundays where I do just cardio as long as the workout was 30 mins or more, average being 90 mins because for 8 months I did 90 mins of lifting and hour of cardio LOL)
Almost 300lb me is SHOOK😎😜
Almost 300lb me is SHOOK😎😜
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Worked out 318 days out of December so far (counting all workouts including Sundays where I do just cardio as long as the workout was 30 mins or more, average being 90 mins because for 8 months I did 90 mins of lifting and hour of cardio LOL)
Almost 300lb me is SHOOK😎😜
Almost 300lb me is SHOOK😎😜
The more men I meet, the more I realize I am actually tall😔💔
December 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The more men I meet, the more I realize I am actually tall😔💔
Wow I truly have no original experiences
Pretending to play hard to get with my gym crush by not looking at him but in reality I’m looking at him through the sidewall mirror
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December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wow I truly have no original experiences
Golden retriever energy in the best way🥰🥰
I didn't finish my workout today so I could go to work but then I only worked like 30 minutes and then that was that!
Also have a selfie 🤭
Also have a selfie 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Golden retriever energy in the best way🥰🥰
Hookup from Friday and I made plans for Tuesday to go to the Eagle and trauma dump after, the yap sesh is gonna go HARDD
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hookup from Friday and I made plans for Tuesday to go to the Eagle and trauma dump after, the yap sesh is gonna go HARDD
Played soccer with burly gay men, I think life might just work out🥰🥰
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Played soccer with burly gay men, I think life might just work out🥰🥰
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Straight couple shirt idea - “the queef to my fart”
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Straight couple shirt idea - “the queef to my fart”
Update: he plowed me and then we played Mario Party and I’m gonna go play soccer with him tomorrow, night was SUCCESSFUL
Made plans with another boy I was supposed to see tomorrow so my night is fixed however now Imm anxious because he is SO hot🫠
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Update: he plowed me and then we played Mario Party and I’m gonna go play soccer with him tomorrow, night was SUCCESSFUL
Made plans with another boy I was supposed to see tomorrow so my night is fixed however now Imm anxious because he is SO hot🫠
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Made plans with another boy I was supposed to see tomorrow so my night is fixed however now Imm anxious because he is SO hot🫠
Had plans with a beefy boy tonight but after double checking plans with me on Tuesday he has not opened any of my messages/posted anything since 💔 what if I cry
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Had plans with a beefy boy tonight but after double checking plans with me on Tuesday he has not opened any of my messages/posted anything since 💔 what if I cry
Really really hot gym crush who used to come to my GS undressed in front of me today, god is real and im f*g
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Really really hot gym crush who used to come to my GS undressed in front of me today, god is real and im f*g
5AM so why tf is gym so busy
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
5AM so why tf is gym so busy
Me after taking an 8” cock
Ever since upgrading to a 65” tv all I can think about is going 77 next time 😬
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Me after taking an 8” cock
I think I watched this 200 times in the 2 minutes that it was posted holy FUCK
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I think I watched this 200 times in the 2 minutes that it was posted holy FUCK
Also 3lbs away from being done with cut, literally never been that close before and lowkey realized if I just don’t eat carbs my body sheds weight like *that* so I’m actively living off steak, eggs and chicken breasts rn so maybe the keto girlies are onto something
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Also 3lbs away from being done with cut, literally never been that close before and lowkey realized if I just don’t eat carbs my body sheds weight like *that* so I’m actively living off steak, eggs and chicken breasts rn so maybe the keto girlies are onto something
I think I understood how tops felt last night and now I wanna go impregnate someone’s dad perhaps
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think I understood how tops felt last night and now I wanna go impregnate someone’s dad perhaps