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@ahoyawhore.bsky.social
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PR’d on front squats and sorta kinda crushed the workout at CrossFit
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I look kinda silly, but I feel like the body was kinda good though?
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My job had massive layoffs today and I was a casualty. If you wanna help in the meantime, selling pics and videos, but also accepting good vibes (yes, the thirst traps are because I know yall wouldn’t see this otherwise)
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Thank you 🙈🙈🙈
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Horny—also I had cotton candy grapes (unrelated, but just to prove I’m more than just a horny bitch)
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I think we need you to post more thirst traps please
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SOS I want more cute undies
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I don’t know why, but just a handful of rude/upsetting messages will stick in my mind for weeks. I try to not let them get to me but woof
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I don’t actually know 🙈 my boyfriend got it for me
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I know I say this FREQUENTLY but I am once again insatiably horny
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I’m still not entirely sure how I lucked out on that one lol
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You say that, but I tried flirting and dancing with over a dozen guys while I was out at the bars weekend before last and not a single guy was willing to dance with me lol
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I can at least stand up straight so that’s a positive haha
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Haha it wasn’t too bad, though I could barely stand up straight. I just wanna be cute. That’s the dream. I just want boys at Halloween parties to think I’m cute lol
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Just don’t wanna get arrested for public indecency lol
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Okay, I went from the large to the XL. I think it fits a little better?
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Felt cute this morning, and PR’d on several lifts!
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Likely delete once my dick goes down
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My best friend from high school lol I was living with her at the time and we shared her room lol