HAL
ahoyawhore.bsky.social
HAL
@ahoyawhore.bsky.social
The alt, because…obviously
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Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
Best brief pic? I accidentally deleted my fave, but I thought this from last year was cute
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Round three:

I swallow for my boyfriend
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
PR’d on Bench Press! 255!! Worn out but excited!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I just realized I haven’t seen him anywhere in quite a while. Wonder what he’s up to
Yee-haw… #fbf with the rec-room cowboy Dillon
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ugh woke up hard and horny
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Update!! Made 2 friends!!!!
Headed to this book club tonight. Really hoping to finally make some friends, so fingers crossed.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Headed to this book club tonight. Really hoping to finally make some friends, so fingers crossed.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I can’t see without my glasses
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Overslept and woke up horny, what’s new
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Got invited to a Christmas party for a publisher I love and I met so many of my favorite authors and only two of them thought I was weird! While life has been very shitty lately, these little moments have helped me stay afloat
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Another round:

I honestly don’t have a good answer to this anymore. I’m basic, always loved Sondheim—BUT the first musical I fell in love with, which was also the first musical I did, was Little Shop of Horrors, so I’ll go with that
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by HAL
Already read two of the books on my December TBR, so feeling pretty good about that! (Also just realized I’d read them in the order they’re stacked…should I pick up Yiyun Li’s next?! We will see!)
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’ve run into three people who follow me out in the wild, and each one remarked that I was much taller and more goofy than they expected. Which makes me feel like one of the queens on Rupaul’s Drag Race who can never bring it to the runway but always has the good confessionals
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As an aside, I do post all of the books I read over on Instagram, but I just don’t usually talk about it on here since this is the alt. But I am always happy to answer book related questions!
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Someone just asked if I was gay…I know we aren’t supposed to assume, but I feel like I’m clickable from across the country idk
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Push day
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guess I’m back to answering these—I haven’t had a ton of sex, but I guess it’s pretty evenly split
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Woke up h-word again smh
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
It’s 1AM and I can’t sleep because every time I try to roll over, my erection kickstands
Ugh and of course now I’m horny but need to do things
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reading my first Kevin Wilson novel and deeply disappointed in myself for not picking his books up sooner. (Reading Nothing To See Here, for anyone curious)
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ugh and of course now I’m horny but need to do things
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Forced myself off the couch to go work out and feeling a little better
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Had a manic spiral last night and ran around the city until 3AM, then came back home and finished a book and spent money I don’t have on Black Friday deals for new clothes. Losing my job and my health insurance (along with several other personal struggles) has made it hard to hold it together
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Woke my boyfriend up so we could go get holiday coffee and ended up swallowing his load
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
So tired
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM