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blakethebutcher.bsky.social
Witch King of Blakemar
@blakethebutcher.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦 🇵🇱 Your fave hype man, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
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November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Psycho
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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What an insane sentence
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Apron ruveal
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Big natural honkers
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I think of them often
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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I win
Stuffed turkey breast with a Bruce photobomb
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Hell yeah
A roasted turkey breast
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A little treat: La Forêt Noire, now that the turkey is in the oven and the rib roast for tomorrow is seasoned #ViveLaFrance #Funhaus
A little piece of La Forêt Noire: Black Forest and a Funhaus mug of spiced tea
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This big, buttery, shalloty, herby, garlicky bitch
A well seasoned turkey breast seconds from being popped in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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I found a VERY RIPE SHALLOT!!!! Things are coming up Blake today!!!
A Shun and a shallot
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Busted out Herugrim to put some slits in this big bitch
A 4.5 pound skin-on bone-in turkey breast A turkey breast seasoned up with slits in it and an 6” green handled boning knife near it
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Awwwe poor baby, sucking ass and slurping on Donald’s cock is a lot more work than you thought huh
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Some apple cinnamon brown sugar sausages we made at work to get the morning started
Three glorious sausages
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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GAY SHORT KINGS RISE UP
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Thanksgiving time
Me holding a cup of coffee in a Funhaus mug as my samovar heats up. I have on a sand colored commando sweater and a grey apron with Venture Industries logo from the Venture Bros
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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You’re a whore, complimentary
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM