Muggsy Pogues
@circusmaximus.bsky.social
UGA grad. If you spent any time at Uptown Lounge in the early 90’s, I probably spilled a drink on you. Expect typos, early and often.
If I call you Bubba, it’s pure endearment.
If I call you Bubba, it’s pure endearment.
Pinned
Muggsy Pogues
@circusmaximus.bsky.social
· Nov 13
“Don’t rush on your math test, k? That’s when simple computational mistakes happen.”
“Ugh, I don’t know why you and Mom keep saying that.”
“Well, you took 12 minutes on your last one and it seems to have affected your grade.”
“I DIDN’T RUSH I JUST FINISHED QUICKLY!”
Me: “DO YOU WANT TO DO LAW?”
“Ugh, I don’t know why you and Mom keep saying that.”
“Well, you took 12 minutes on your last one and it seems to have affected your grade.”
“I DIDN’T RUSH I JUST FINISHED QUICKLY!”
Me: “DO YOU WANT TO DO LAW?”
Denmark Clan having a moment.
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Denmark Clan having a moment.
Bad day do be a pork belly bite. Or a cocktail.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bad day do be a pork belly bite. Or a cocktail.
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Bad day to be a hot dog or a pork belly.
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bad day to be a hot dog or a pork belly.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Sir, your home’s replacement cost, using your term, has skyrocketed because of input cost increases, even tariff pressures.”
Client: “Nonsense, we don’t pay, tariffs, the lumber companies do.”
“I think you need to seek another broker’s expertise on the matter.”
A $3.2 million dollar house.
Client: “Nonsense, we don’t pay, tariffs, the lumber companies do.”
“I think you need to seek another broker’s expertise on the matter.”
A $3.2 million dollar house.
a man with a beard and a plaid shirt says i don 't want to work anymore
ALT: a man with a beard and a plaid shirt says i don 't want to work anymore
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“Sir, your home’s replacement cost, using your term, has skyrocketed because of input cost increases, even tariff pressures.”
Client: “Nonsense, we don’t pay, tariffs, the lumber companies do.”
“I think you need to seek another broker’s expertise on the matter.”
A $3.2 million dollar house.
Client: “Nonsense, we don’t pay, tariffs, the lumber companies do.”
“I think you need to seek another broker’s expertise on the matter.”
A $3.2 million dollar house.
Wife had a water main break near the school so everyone was sent home at 10:30 this morning.
Just walked in to a house enveloped in aromatic love courtesy of her bayou family’s GUMMMMMBO.
Just walked in to a house enveloped in aromatic love courtesy of her bayou family’s GUMMMMMBO.
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wife had a water main break near the school so everyone was sent home at 10:30 this morning.
Just walked in to a house enveloped in aromatic love courtesy of her bayou family’s GUMMMMMBO.
Just walked in to a house enveloped in aromatic love courtesy of her bayou family’s GUMMMMMBO.
Lock Dave Portnoy’s ass up.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lock Dave Portnoy’s ass up.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
//Taps earpiece//
FOUR I REPEAT FOUR SURRENDER COBRAS
FOUR I REPEAT FOUR SURRENDER COBRAS
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
//Taps earpiece//
FOUR I REPEAT FOUR SURRENDER COBRAS
FOUR I REPEAT FOUR SURRENDER COBRAS
TWO SURRENDER COBRAS
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
TWO SURRENDER COBRAS
Someone needs to warn him.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Someone needs to warn him.
Kirby is going to have this printed and hung over his bed.
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kirby is going to have this printed and hung over his bed.
A shout out to the band was pretty damn cool.
Go Redcoats.
Go Redcoats.
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A shout out to the band was pretty damn cool.
Go Redcoats.
Go Redcoats.
Negroni Tredici
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Negroni Tredici
Reposted by Muggsy Pogues
Bijou with a bonus Cookie Monster
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bijou with a bonus Cookie Monster
Not even interested until we get a dedicated space for the dusting of my wets.
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not even interested until we get a dedicated space for the dusting of my wets.
Nog time is approaching.
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nog time is approaching.
Not sure if they are but his clothes might be there by now.
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Not sure if they are but his clothes might be there by now.
We’re all in Carcosa now.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We’re all in Carcosa now.
One of the fun things about This Old House is the solder pellet or BB that travels the length of two floors inside the copper pipe that leads to machine plumbing niche upstairs.
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
One of the fun things about This Old House is the solder pellet or BB that travels the length of two floors inside the copper pipe that leads to machine plumbing niche upstairs.
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
It won’t clear past the spigot opening (I tried) and it’s slowly driving me insane with each load.
Y’all got any semtex?
“No mom, we’re good. Thank you for the offer, though.”
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“No mom, we’re good. Thank you for the offer, though.”
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.
Wife, trying to be appreciative spouse, when I’m not listening: “We’d love to have them!”
Me:…..
2 tables, 15 chairs.
I am The Onion meme.