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Regular, like coffee. You bet your sweet ass I am.
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this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
this is the funniest thing you could possibly walk in on someone jacking off to
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Taking your own food when you’re going TO ITALY. truly the sign of a demented mind
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Taking your own food when you’re going TO ITALY. truly the sign of a demented mind
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Your free modern Call of Cthulhu / Vaesen / Liminal etc scenario of the day
Swansea man's surprise after finding abandoned Welsh village
The reason it was abandoned remains a mystery with the local council and developer tight-lipped.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Your free modern Call of Cthulhu / Vaesen / Liminal etc scenario of the day
Obvious bullshit doesn't particularly need coverage.
Trump spoke to reporters on Air Force One Friday, saying he's heard encouraging news on the search for Nancy Guthrie
Nancy Guthrie search update: President Trump says there are 'very strong clues' in case
Trump spoke to reporters on Air Force One Friday, saying he's heard encouraging news on the search for Nancy Guthrie
www.scrippsnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Obvious bullshit doesn't particularly need coverage.
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👇when you just fell out of a coconut tree
Gonna tell my kids this was Kamala Harris
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
👇when you just fell out of a coconut tree
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Halftone‑encoded 4D printing leverages programmable cross‑link patterns in a newly engineered, cephalopod‑inspired hydrogel skin that can dynamically alter its color, texture, and shape! 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Halftone‑encoded 4D printing leverages programmable cross‑link patterns in a newly engineered, cephalopod‑inspired hydrogel skin that can dynamically alter its color, texture, and shape! 🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A perfect mom-and-pop affordable housing provider 🤗 story in 3 images
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Jeffrey Epstein in a draft letter to Les Wexner:
"You and I had 'gang stuff' for over 15 years"
“I owe a great debt to you, as frankly you owe to me”
"I had no intention of divulging any confidence of ours"
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
"You and I had 'gang stuff' for over 15 years"
“I owe a great debt to you, as frankly you owe to me”
"I had no intention of divulging any confidence of ours"
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Jeffrey Epstein in a draft letter to Les Wexner:
"You and I had 'gang stuff' for over 15 years"
“I owe a great debt to you, as frankly you owe to me”
"I had no intention of divulging any confidence of ours"
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
"You and I had 'gang stuff' for over 15 years"
“I owe a great debt to you, as frankly you owe to me”
"I had no intention of divulging any confidence of ours"
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
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Briefly putting on my emergency management professional hat and saying one of the first things a new Dem president does is to make FEMA an independent Agency and give it all of ICE's budget, esp for mitigation and preparedness projects. Ditto for the new US Wildland Fire Service.
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Briefly putting on my emergency management professional hat and saying one of the first things a new Dem president does is to make FEMA an independent Agency and give it all of ICE's budget, esp for mitigation and preparedness projects. Ditto for the new US Wildland Fire Service.
C'mon guys, they can't even afford to get you reliable hot water, how can you do this to them?
"They bought or inherited aging apartment buildings, hoping to bring home a little extra cash"
... bought, or inherited, whole ass apartment buildings
... bought, or inherited, whole ass apartment buildings
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
C'mon guys, they can't even afford to get you reliable hot water, how can you do this to them?
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help i can't stop listening to Fantasy
dj sabrina going live on twitch fully in disguise is my favorite moment of the year so far lol
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
help i can't stop listening to Fantasy
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Fuck the Olympics
“There’s not a breathing of the common wind
That will forget thee; thou hast great allies;
Thy friends are exultations, agonies,
And love, and Man’s unconquerable mind”
“There’s not a breathing of the common wind
That will forget thee; thou hast great allies;
Thy friends are exultations, agonies,
And love, and Man’s unconquerable mind”
The International Olympic Committee ruled that an image of Toussaint Louverture, born into slavery and and leader of the Haitian Revolution, on Haiti’s uniforms violated Olympic rules barring political symbolism
Haiti's Winter Olympics team shines a positive light even as IOC removes patriot from uniforms
Haiti is making a statement at the Milan Cortina Winter Games with two athletes proudly representing the nation.
apnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Fuck the Olympics
“There’s not a breathing of the common wind
That will forget thee; thou hast great allies;
Thy friends are exultations, agonies,
And love, and Man’s unconquerable mind”
“There’s not a breathing of the common wind
That will forget thee; thou hast great allies;
Thy friends are exultations, agonies,
And love, and Man’s unconquerable mind”
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Tow truck driver offering free service returning abandoned vehicles to families of those abducted by ICE: "For the last three weeks, we have been getting nothing but death threats."
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Twin Cities tow truck driver returns abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests
Juan Leon sends a "chase" car to check out where abandoned vehicles are located and arranges discreet drop-offs. Since late December, he estimated they have dropped off 250 cars.
www.cbsnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Tow truck driver offering free service returning abandoned vehicles to families of those abducted by ICE: "For the last three weeks, we have been getting nothing but death threats."
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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He's disabled. They're going to murder him because he's disabled.
A man taken into custody in Rochester Thursday by federal immigration agents and now held at the Whipple Federal Building in the Twin Cities is a recent organ transplant recipient who is without his needed anti-rejection medication, state Rep. Kim Hicks tells MPR News.
Transplant recipient arrested by federal agents in Rochester needs medicine, state representative says
State Rep. Kim Hicks told MPR News she drove to the Whipple Federal Building near Ft. Snelling Thursday night to give the man his medication but authorities wouldn't take it without a doctor's note. S...
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
He's disabled. They're going to murder him because he's disabled.
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If you're building a startup in 2026, you are expected to work with the world's largest venture capital firm (which is not even really a VC firm), where one partner strangled my neighbor to death for being Black, and another actively sought Jeffrey Epstein's counsel for years. This is *normal*.
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
If you're building a startup in 2026, you are expected to work with the world's largest venture capital firm (which is not even really a VC firm), where one partner strangled my neighbor to death for being Black, and another actively sought Jeffrey Epstein's counsel for years. This is *normal*.
In turbulent times I find it comforting to re-read the solemn opinion of the wisest jurists in the world.
Every time I re-read Trump v. United States, it feels like getting hit in the head with a mallet.
February 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In turbulent times I find it comforting to re-read the solemn opinion of the wisest jurists in the world.
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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Americans clearly aren’t shrugging it off. don’t minimize the sacrifice and struggle of millions because capitalism and American fascism haven’t been defeated in the span of a few days. I fucking hate smug posts like this
I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Americans clearly aren’t shrugging it off. don’t minimize the sacrifice and struggle of millions because capitalism and American fascism haven’t been defeated in the span of a few days. I fucking hate smug posts like this
This is the best illumination of the phenomenon that I have seen. Self-hatred seems to play an outsized role in every aspect of American life.
"All right-wing men are secretly gay" is hack and an oversimplification but it's pretty clear a lot of right-wing influencers (Benny Johnson, Crowder, etc.) viewed conservative politics as a twelve-step program for their attraction to men
An explosive sex scandal has rocked the “trad” online right.
I break it all down in my latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com. www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...
I break it all down in my latest False Flag newsletter for @thebulwark.com. www.thebulwark.com/p/shocking-s...
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is the best illumination of the phenomenon that I have seen. Self-hatred seems to play an outsized role in every aspect of American life.
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Also - because the Dow's methodology was unassailably perfect when devised in the 19th century - Caterpillar's gain accounts for around half the Dow's 1,900-point gain year to date.
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Also - because the Dow's methodology was unassailably perfect when devised in the 19th century - Caterpillar's gain accounts for around half the Dow's 1,900-point gain year to date.
It was the fault of the left for being correct loudly. Everyone was supposed to go along with the fairytale and it would've worked out!
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It was the fault of the left for being correct loudly. Everyone was supposed to go along with the fairytale and it would've worked out!
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I lived in a building with a small landlord, he bought the building for a song in the '90s when that part of Williamsburg was mostly Polish immigrants and has had a 10-hour workweek for the past 20 years, he'll be fine.
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I lived in a building with a small landlord, he bought the building for a song in the '90s when that part of Williamsburg was mostly Polish immigrants and has had a 10-hour workweek for the past 20 years, he'll be fine.
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It's all about divorce. Giving women the ability to decouple from antisocial men is the Rosetta stone for understanding so much about the country. It's one of the biggest "agains" in MAGA.
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It's all about divorce. Giving women the ability to decouple from antisocial men is the Rosetta stone for understanding so much about the country. It's one of the biggest "agains" in MAGA.
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Guy's out here deleting posts & begging Chuck Schumer to name shit after him. He's tired & weak & all he has left is taking it out on the weakest & least protected people he can find. Prosecuting grudges on five year olds, literal baby shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Guy's out here deleting posts & begging Chuck Schumer to name shit after him. He's tired & weak & all he has left is taking it out on the weakest & least protected people he can find. Prosecuting grudges on five year olds, literal baby shit