bitter aubie
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waited 1,069 days for hugh freeze to be fired and 28 more to hire a normal football coach
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Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
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This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
Cosmically funny that, the American public has had less than a year of uncut republican governance, and they’ve decided that they absolutely hate this shit, spit it out
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
hey penn state can i interest you in dj durkin
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
hey penn state can i interest you in dj durkin
oh wow dj durkin isn’t on this list? weird
Here are the 15 semifinalists for the Broyles Award for the nation's top assistant coach:
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
oh wow dj durkin isn’t on this list? weird
sure seems like “high school signing day being december 3” is something we can and should change
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
sure seems like “high school signing day being december 3” is something we can and should change
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Speaking from extensive personal experience, there's zero need to defend your head football coach online when they do bad things. They aren't your friends or family.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Speaking from extensive personal experience, there's zero need to defend your head football coach online when they do bad things. They aren't your friends or family.
i am very pleased with the golesh hire, but it is clear from the postops both that a) the durkin thing came very close to happening and b) john cohen is an absolute, blithering moron who shouldn’t be athletic director
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
i am very pleased with the golesh hire, but it is clear from the postops both that a) the durkin thing came very close to happening and b) john cohen is an absolute, blithering moron who shouldn’t be athletic director
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Graphic design is my passion
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Graphic design is my passion
feeling grateful that john cohen and jimmy rane saw this and heeded my advice
proposal to not hire any coaches who are winless in the iron bowl
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
feeling grateful that john cohen and jimmy rane saw this and heeded my advice
it won’t happen but y’all if LSU were to say no to lane now and walk away it would be absolutely hilarious for ole miss. make everyone in oxford mad as hell at each other and then pass
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it won’t happen but y’all if LSU were to say no to lane now and walk away it would be absolutely hilarious for ole miss. make everyone in oxford mad as hell at each other and then pass
for the first time since november 12, 2022,
IT’S GREAT TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER
IT’S GREAT TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
for the first time since november 12, 2022,
IT’S GREAT TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER
IT’S GREAT TO BE AN AUBURN TIGER
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In Mother Russia, eagle wars you.
Боевой орел
Боевой орел
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In Mother Russia, eagle wars you.
Боевой орел
Боевой орел
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not so fast, comrade
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
not so fast, comrade
cannot believe auburn — AUBURN — will have a football coach born in the soviet union
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
cannot believe auburn — AUBURN — will have a football coach born in the soviet union
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Орел Войны, Товарищ Голеш!
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Орел Войны, Товарищ Голеш!
goddamn if it really is golesh we pulled a coup
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
goddamn if it really is golesh we pulled a coup
feeling proud we at least did our bit to keep the university of mississippi away from the sec championship
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
feeling proud we at least did our bit to keep the university of mississippi away from the sec championship
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you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
in retrospect this only got more perfect
well if that eagle flight wasn’t a metaphor for this season idk what could be
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
in retrospect this only got more perfect
proposal to not hire any coaches who are winless in the iron bowl
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
proposal to not hire any coaches who are winless in the iron bowl
unfortunately this broke in exactly the right way to still hire dj fuckface durkin tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
unfortunately this broke in exactly the right way to still hire dj fuckface durkin tomorrow
dawg you had a tied iron bowl at night at home in the fourth quarter and this is what you did with it
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
dawg you had a tied iron bowl at night at home in the fourth quarter and this is what you did with it
you blithering idiots why did you let 12 seconds run off the clock
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you blithering idiots why did you let 12 seconds run off the clock
that was a bullshit roughing penalty
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
that was a bullshit roughing penalty