beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
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beef boy
@beefboy.bsky.social
· Nov 26
virgin birth out my penis. jesus 2 is ripping out of me like bugs bunny's fingers in a double barrel shotgun
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God is unemployed
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
God is unemployed
committing genocide in iraq in an antifascist way
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
committing genocide in iraq in an antifascist way
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That big hat sign reminds him of anok sun amoon
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That big hat sign reminds him of anok sun amoon
dont know why, just vibes, but i think ancient egyptian chancellor Imhotep would fuck with Arbys
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
dont know why, just vibes, but i think ancient egyptian chancellor Imhotep would fuck with Arbys
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
(my patient exploding in the other room) hmm, it seems she has Metal Cancer
eating a bunch of ball bearings before my MRI scan tomorrow
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
(my patient exploding in the other room) hmm, it seems she has Metal Cancer
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
crazy that we're minutes away from finding out if we still have an economy or not
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
crazy that we're minutes away from finding out if we still have an economy or not
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it shouldn’t matter if m4a will “save us money” the point is that all humans have inherent worth and a right to life, and having a for profit medical system does not allow those things to exist :)
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
it shouldn’t matter if m4a will “save us money” the point is that all humans have inherent worth and a right to life, and having a for profit medical system does not allow those things to exist :)
telling my dad about my bad report card just before hes about to leave for work so he can't hit me
Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
telling my dad about my bad report card just before hes about to leave for work so he can't hit me
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Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Nvidia earnings report is supposed to come out today and hasn’t yet so you know it’s gotta be good that’s why they’re saving it for the very end of the day. End on a high note.
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(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
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To that end, in my newsletter — in the “closing my tabs” bonus section for paid subscribers — I shouted out some college student journalists tonight:
www.lawdork.com/p/court-bloc...
www.lawdork.com/p/court-bloc...
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
To that end, in my newsletter — in the “closing my tabs” bonus section for paid subscribers — I shouted out some college student journalists tonight:
www.lawdork.com/p/court-bloc...
www.lawdork.com/p/court-bloc...
pepperoni nipples designed to fold up and crisp around the edges
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
pepperoni nipples designed to fold up and crisp around the edges
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
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Lord help me if this bubble ends up killing Oracle it might have all been for something
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Lord help me if this bubble ends up killing Oracle it might have all been for something
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
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"He cups your balls and says 'that's the biggest hog I've ever seen.'" -Christian
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"He cups your balls and says 'that's the biggest hog I've ever seen.'" -Christian
call her dutch the way her brother's nog is in my mouth
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
call her dutch the way her brother's nog is in my mouth
mercury from fifteen simultaneous covid shots flooding my brain and forcing me to fall in love with rfk Jr
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
mercury from fifteen simultaneous covid shots flooding my brain and forcing me to fall in love with rfk Jr