"testosterone will make you infertile" but no one ever talks about testosterone giving you the exact pitch and range required to sing Radiohead
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"testosterone will make you infertile" but no one ever talks about testosterone giving you the exact pitch and range required to sing Radiohead
begging people to stop using attachment styles like Hogwarts houses
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
begging people to stop using attachment styles like Hogwarts houses
God is unemployed
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
God is unemployed
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my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my boys and I are adding you to our jira board. You’ve got three feature points my guy. No blockers
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okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
okay fine, I’ll ask it. Who is Hillary clinton
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
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the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the global financing system precipitated entirely on a single trillion dollar company has avoided absolute catastrophe. this is very sustainable
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(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
(pulling down exercise mat in Planet Fitness) does anyone know which direction Mecca is
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Lord help me if this bubble ends up killing Oracle it might have all been for something
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Lord help me if this bubble ends up killing Oracle it might have all been for something
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Questions for God
- How many beefy 5 layer burritos did I eat
End
- How many beefy 5 layer burritos did I eat
End
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Questions for God
- How many beefy 5 layer burritos did I eat
End
- How many beefy 5 layer burritos did I eat
End
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mercury from fifteen simultaneous covid shots flooding my brain and forcing me to fall in love with rfk Jr
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
mercury from fifteen simultaneous covid shots flooding my brain and forcing me to fall in love with rfk Jr
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47
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monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
It’s already happening. Case in point the sheer number of tiresome people making this crack today
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
monica lewinsky's boss exploited his position of power and she faced literally decades of mass harassment, cruelty, objectification, and misogynistic jokes and here we are in 2025, comedians still use her name as synonymous with blowjobs, i fucking hate it here.
Taylor Swift — Picture to Burn (Homophobic Version) ; Español
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Taylor Swift — Picture to Burn (Homophobic Version) ; Español
just trust me bro
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
just trust me bro
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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Still being paid, covered by tax-payer funded healthcare, & plenty of food in their homes.
And there it is…..
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
Announcement is made that the U.S. House will be out of session AGAIN next week
Two full months since their most recent vote
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Still being paid, covered by tax-payer funded healthcare, & plenty of food in their homes.
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the reason they cancelled Criss Angel: Mindfreak is because he was tried by the Church for heresy and immolated
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the reason they cancelled Criss Angel: Mindfreak is because he was tried by the Church for heresy and immolated
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resurrect that little bitch Clippy from word. i would rather he help me than whatever bullshit AI garbage we've got now
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
resurrect that little bitch Clippy from word. i would rather he help me than whatever bullshit AI garbage we've got now
at the universalist church for a man with a PhD to teach me how to sing Mary had a little lamb
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
at the universalist church for a man with a PhD to teach me how to sing Mary had a little lamb
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Mr Altman your computer keeps telling me to send nudes and kill myself
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Mr Altman your computer keeps telling me to send nudes and kill myself
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