@outofcontextquotes.bsky.social
"I have a penis to dry anyway." -Mom
"So do I." -Dad
"So do I." -Dad
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"I have a penis to dry anyway." -Mom
"So do I." -Dad
"So do I." -Dad
"I was fighting the booch." -Maggie
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"I was fighting the booch." -Maggie
"There's only two things he beats: men and meat." -Kel
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"There's only two things he beats: men and meat." -Kel
"Damn, pussy running the whole bakery." -Ryan
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Damn, pussy running the whole bakery." -Ryan
"Aw, I look like a butt plug!" -Bex
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Aw, I look like a butt plug!" -Bex
"You have petite ankles. I'm working with Chicken Little over here." -Kel
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"You have petite ankles. I'm working with Chicken Little over here." -Kel
"You're telling me this pig...could be Mel Brooks?!" -Aliah
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"You're telling me this pig...could be Mel Brooks?!" -Aliah
"It's a sex line!" -Kody
"Betty Cocker?" -Manda
"Betty Cocker?" -Manda
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"It's a sex line!" -Kody
"Betty Cocker?" -Manda
"Betty Cocker?" -Manda
"Take the piss, take the ass, *clap* make a Kass." -Kel
November 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Take the piss, take the ass, *clap* make a Kass." -Kel
"I should put a 'Beware of Dog' sign on the door cause I got that dog in me." -Christian
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"I should put a 'Beware of Dog' sign on the door cause I got that dog in me." -Christian
"My pussy can take bread sticks for days" - Kass
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"My pussy can take bread sticks for days" - Kass
"He cups your balls and says 'that's the biggest hog I've ever seen.'" -Christian
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"He cups your balls and says 'that's the biggest hog I've ever seen.'" -Christian
"I just popped all your pussies." -Kass
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"I just popped all your pussies." -Kass
"Oh, to be a sea urchin chasing an Italian man." -Bex
October 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
"Oh, to be a sea urchin chasing an Italian man." -Bex
"If you leave me for Chris Evans, I'm coming with you." -Emily
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"If you leave me for Chris Evans, I'm coming with you." -Emily
"Can we do a 'who shot this public figure' quiz?" -Griffin
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Can we do a 'who shot this public figure' quiz?" -Griffin
"I only eat cum-filled ducks. What, you don't prefer a custard donut?" -Monica
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"I only eat cum-filled ducks. What, you don't prefer a custard donut?" -Monica
"They're cum-filled crabs." -Sarah
"Extra juicy." -Monica
"Extra juicy." -Monica
September 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"They're cum-filled crabs." -Sarah
"Extra juicy." -Monica
"Extra juicy." -Monica
"Kass's beach." -Sarah
"That's what I call my vagina." -Kass
"Full of crabs?" -Sarah
"That's what I call my vagina." -Kass
"Full of crabs?" -Sarah
September 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"Kass's beach." -Sarah
"That's what I call my vagina." -Kass
"Full of crabs?" -Sarah
"That's what I call my vagina." -Kass
"Full of crabs?" -Sarah
"I am the Henry Ford of old horny men." -Kody
September 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"I am the Henry Ford of old horny men." -Kody
"If the lab theater isn't sold out, North Korea will launch a nuclear attack." -Kody
September 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"If the lab theater isn't sold out, North Korea will launch a nuclear attack." -Kody
"Step 1: get the bitches fucking. Step 2: get the juices out. Step 3: put the juices into the bitches." -Sarah
September 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Step 1: get the bitches fucking. Step 2: get the juices out. Step 3: put the juices into the bitches." -Sarah
"If I had a vagina I would let the boys hit." -Travis
August 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"If I had a vagina I would let the boys hit." -Travis
"Have a weird thing happening today where every time I burp, it briefly triggers a frequency in my ear that sounds like the seatbelt on/off alert on planes." -Manda
August 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Have a weird thing happening today where every time I burp, it briefly triggers a frequency in my ear that sounds like the seatbelt on/off alert on planes." -Manda
"Which country took it up the ass?" -Manda
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Which country took it up the ass?" -Manda