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javier
@bartlebooth.bsky.social
data processor. recovering mathematician. lazy anarchist. tech mercenary. parent. immigrant. child of the corn. unpronounceable. toronto rodent. seeking puzzlement.

nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy
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La gente a la que le gustan cosas me gusta más que la gente a la que no le gustan cosas.
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WAKE UP BABE NEW GIANT SQUID VIDEO JUST DROPPED
Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I teach bystander intervention for a living and trained nearly 30,000 people this year. This is absolutely a growing phenomenon and there's already some academic, peer reviewed research to back up how widespread incivility has become.

TLDR: People forget they live in a society.
I encounter people who seem to have lost touch with the concept of being a physical presence in a three dimensional space. Their body being present in, say, a doorway, while they stare at their phone cannot occur to them. Everyone is now the only human who exists. Seems bad.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Palle Nielsen (1920-2000)
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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The fantasy of reacting to reactions to cultural ephemera grows more vivid every night until he can bear it no longer.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dunno-2
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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the number of creepy emails and responses I've been getting to my videos have been creeping upwards lately, and I've gotta say, if you're going to threaten me, at least do it in a way that doesn't make you sound like you're auditioning for a basement-budget remake of Scream
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The best way of taking power from Musk is to get yourself out of the personal vanity propaganda engine he set up on top of the former social network known as Twitter. No government should be using that as a media channel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The kid is doing math homework and singing the numbers as they appear with a jazz-y Nina Simone vibe.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Melinda trying to save Bill from himself.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Vigilante in The Peacemaker is the most adorable psychopath ever portrayed on screen.
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I was curious about lava radioactivity so googled something like a child and instead of fun science facts i found a grim reminder of how AI word associations are legitimately insane and can take you some fucked places
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I need one version of this with names for each character. I only recognize Rambo.
They look like Dick Tracy villains
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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My parents were free-wheeling Boomers convinced things were only ever going to get better, financially. They had good reason, then. They could afford a house, car, and weekly nights out on two full time assistant manager jobs at a fast food chain. But they also got caught up in emulating wealth trap
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Can't imagine why someone who recoils at other people wanting to make the world a better place is struggling to find a girlfriend.
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"

Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This glorious part of a glorious thread.
"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Chloe Zhao is a fascinating person and filmmaker, and I was rapt while having this long talk with her, which covers "Hamnet," her upbringing in Beijing, her foray into the MCU, and how neurodivergence shapes the way she sees the world. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Chloé Zhao Has Looked Into the Void
The director of “Hamnet” says that her art has been shaped by her early love of manga, her relationship to the natural world, and her neurodivergence.
www.newyorker.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The uncomfortable truth of the matter is that ads work and if you’re uncomfortable with that then you’re actually the weirdo in the equation
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I think this is the likely explanation bsky.app/profile/zooc...
Was it Paypal or the fact that 75% of them grew up rich and white in 70s & 80s South Africa?
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Nuremberg awaits.
WELKER: Is there any hard evidence showing this particular boat was headed to the US?

TOM COTTON: That didn't come up in my briefing

WELKER: Are you comfortable having the US target a boat that you're not sure is heading to the US?

COTTON: I'm not just comfortable with it -- I want to continue it
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Heroes among us.
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nuestra tradición judía más extendida.
Bueno, hoy es noche de velitas en Colombia, les deseo felicidades a todos.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM