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neily cyrus
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hiding in the village
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November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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the key feature of "bad photoshop" was not that it was "bad" but that you could see the hand of the person who made it. "bad photoshop" is a triumph of human will over technical stumbling blocks. it's why the shaggs are magical and AI Music Slop is forgotten before you can even finish listening
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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that is... incredible. on my last DC trip, the hotel had this
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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“Do you have chatgpt”
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca
July 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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“The Taco Bell ‘bong’ sound is the preset Tubular Bells playing the note E4”
July 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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i'm banned from the dick sucking factory premises because when i worked there i sucked too hard and degloved a guy
July 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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one of the coolest skyline reveals i’ve ever seen
July 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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July 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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tonight in dc as we waited for our pizza sean very confidently said ‘outside the city you should call pizza something else, you should call it cheesy good-boy bread’
July 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“He Painted Bugs Like Jewels”. 16th-century Dutch artist Joris Hoefnagel painted some of the first dedicated and detailed images of insects in the world. If he’d lived 200 years later, you would have called him a naturalist. [kottke.org]
“He Painted Bugs Like Jewels”
In a collaboration with the National Gallery of Art, Evan Puschak made a video about 16th-century Dutch artist (and all-around polymath) Joris Hoefnagel, who painted some of the first dedicated and detailed images of i
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July 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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event horizon (andy weir edition): holy farking shitballs, what do you mean we won't need eyes to see? does the hell dimension only emit IR light? does the human body acquire new cone cells when it passes through folded space-time? did you know the mantis shrimp eye contains more photoreceptors th-
June 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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I always love it when people deploy baby's first standpoint theory to stake a claim that they have an unassailable right to believe in things that aren't true, for reasons that don't make sense, in defense of the obscene.
June 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Death and Fire, one of the last paintings by Paul Klee, who died #onthisday in 1940. The German for death, "tod" is hidden throughout the painting, most explicitly in the features of the face.

This image featured in our essay on Klee's puppets: publicdomainreview.org/essay/o... #otd
June 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
merge left: vote mamdani!
June 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i hate on my own neighborhood for very, very good reasons but hey. proud to have been one of the 146
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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nice weather for it
June 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I just saw a good example of what I was talking about with chatgpt being a crackpot generating machine.

A guy had started Wheeler's Spacetime Physics, and had a problem on page 2.

Wheeler expressed a square root as a power of 1/2.

√a = a^1/2. This is basic algebra, not physics.
May 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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americans hate seeing riots and community self defense because above everything else they want to preserve the meager shreds of personal peace & comfort afforded to them. but the truth is there is no peace, and all that comfort is stolen. america was always a war
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM