Dalton Deschain
@daltondeschain.com
Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man
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December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Suddenly got a huge wave of new Bandcamp purchases over the last couple of days and for the life of me I cannot figure out where they're coming from. did someone write something nice about me somewhere???
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Suddenly got a huge wave of new Bandcamp purchases over the last couple of days and for the life of me I cannot figure out where they're coming from. did someone write something nice about me somewhere???
who do you think the second recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize will be
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
who do you think the second recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize will be
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Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Raising “the Grink was there when trump got a cyber truck” awareness
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oh he's getting into heaven FOR SURE now
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
oh he's getting into heaven FOR SURE now
*wisely, sagely* this is because Alien is about impregnation, while Metroid is about birth
I've always felt that one of the interesting things about Metroid's relationship to Alien is that Metroid uses a lot of labial/uterine/ovum sci-fi design language in contrast Alien's phallic/seminal sci-fi design language, and Prime 4 makes it more obvious than ever imo.
Lotta vaginas in this game.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
*wisely, sagely* this is because Alien is about impregnation, while Metroid is about birth
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TWENTY-THREE days! Getting stronger by the hour!
Pop quiz: how many days have Starbucks baristas been on national ULP strike? 🤓
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
TWENTY-THREE days! Getting stronger by the hour!
hey Bluesky. I wrote a musical! It’s a one hour, one-person show about horror movies and heartbreak. and it fucking kicks ass.
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
hey Bluesky. I wrote a musical! It’s a one hour, one-person show about horror movies and heartbreak. and it fucking kicks ass.
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
your ONLY chance to see it is this Sunday at 9pm at THE RAT NYC. please come out! partiful.com/e/zdDUZbbfMC...
if I could have any superpower, I think it would be the ability to explode someone’s kneecaps with my mind. quoted post unrelated, I don’t know how to remove it
The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if I could have any superpower, I think it would be the ability to explode someone’s kneecaps with my mind. quoted post unrelated, I don’t know how to remove it
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we............ we did it
Are you ready for the end? Gita and Alex finish issue 52 of 52, and speculate on the still-unknown secret of "52" as well as Booster getting Ted Tedgnant.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
we............ we did it
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i simply need to make an Ecco the Dolphin film immediately
“The People’s Joker” director @veradrew22.bsky.social wants to do Ecco the Dolphin. C’mon Sega let’s put that Sonic money to work #ThePeoplesEcco
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i simply need to make an Ecco the Dolphin film immediately
Vera was born to make the Ecco the Dolphin movie. I believe this in my bones
“The People’s Joker” director @veradrew22.bsky.social wants to do Ecco the Dolphin. C’mon Sega let’s put that Sonic money to work #ThePeoplesEcco
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Vera was born to make the Ecco the Dolphin movie. I believe this in my bones
can't post like this, Natalie's wife is gonna get in trouble for violating her NDA
I would be at a Wendy's Carvers every damn day.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
can't post like this, Natalie's wife is gonna get in trouble for violating her NDA
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I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
I go on living so that one day I shall see President Mamdani appoint Luigi Mangione as Secretary of Health and Human Services
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I go on living so that one day I shall see President Mamdani appoint Luigi Mangione as Secretary of Health and Human Services
I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I heard there was a reggae song
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
By Daddy Yankee, from San Juan
That topped the charts from LA to Ibiza
It goes like this, the kick, the snare
And synthesizers everywhere
The dancehall king composing Gasolina
Gasoliina
Gasoliiina
Gasoliiina
Dame más gasoliiiiina
rufus wainwright’s voice is shaped like a pelican’s beak
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
rufus wainwright’s voice is shaped like a pelican’s beak
The only use of AI that appeals to me is some sort of Bluesky bot that would allow me to follow a funny poster without seeing any of their dog-ass movie takes
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The only use of AI that appeals to me is some sort of Bluesky bot that would allow me to follow a funny poster without seeing any of their dog-ass movie takes
dad had the fuckin BALLS to stop on the CNN report about the DC shooting in front of my only Fox News poisoned relatives. I think my “whydontweputonthedogshow” was the fastest I’ve ever spoken
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
dad had the fuckin BALLS to stop on the CNN report about the DC shooting in front of my only Fox News poisoned relatives. I think my “whydontweputonthedogshow” was the fastest I’ve ever spoken
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This is a crazy way to commemorate an anniversary
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This is a crazy way to commemorate an anniversary
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If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
My new standup special Positive Reinforcement premieres TONIGHT at 8pm eastern time on Blonde Medicine’s YouTube channel. I’m really proud of this hour and grateful to all the people who helped make the special happen.
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you haven’t watched my new comedy special yet, this weekend is a nice time to give it a shot! You can watch it with your parents if you have cool parents, and you can watch it with your kids if you have cool kids!
Standing on the table at Thanksgiving dinner, kicking over the gravy and screaming into my aunt's face:
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Standing on the table at Thanksgiving dinner, kicking over the gravy and screaming into my aunt's face:
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM
ETERNAL
DARKNESS
COLON
SANITY'S
FUCKING
REQUIEM