Dalton Deschain
@daltondeschain.com
Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man
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My charity D&D/Dark Universe stream starts at 8 Eastern on Tulok's channel! Less than hour to go! Please support Trans Lifeline (and mess with our game) by stopping by and/or donating 💗
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
My charity D&D/Dark Universe stream starts at 8 Eastern on Tulok's channel! Less than hour to go! Please support Trans Lifeline (and mess with our game) by stopping by and/or donating 💗
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We're going to be live tonight raising money for Trans Lifeline!
It will be a mixture of the Classic Universal Monsters and Fast and the Furious.
If that sounds insane, you probably should come watch the stream and find out.
It will be a mixture of the Classic Universal Monsters and Fast and the Furious.
If that sounds insane, you probably should come watch the stream and find out.
And join us, @philistulok.bsky.social, @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social, and @antlervel.vet this Friday at 8pm as we raise money for Trans Lifeline by playing a Dark Universe D&D one-shot!
January 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
We're going to be live tonight raising money for Trans Lifeline!
It will be a mixture of the Classic Universal Monsters and Fast and the Furious.
If that sounds insane, you probably should come watch the stream and find out.
It will be a mixture of the Classic Universal Monsters and Fast and the Furious.
If that sounds insane, you probably should come watch the stream and find out.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
kids these days don't know about lori beth denberg. and that's really where things went wrong
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
kids these days don't know about lori beth denberg. and that's really where things went wrong
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ICYMI: I can finally announce TRANSLUNAR, my November 2027 historical novel. Doris is a closeted trans woman who's built a high-powered career as a test pilot and astronaut. Why? Because she's ambitious and obsessed with aviation! And *incidentally* to make coming out unimaginable. It's not working.
NEWS! My next book, TRANSLUNAR, about a closeted trans woman who's an astronaut in the sixties, is coming out in fall 2027! It'll be on Wildthorn, Tor's brand-new general fiction imprint -- a dream, as it lets me work with @englelaird.bsky.social on my literary and historical fiction as well as SFF.
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ICYMI: I can finally announce TRANSLUNAR, my November 2027 historical novel. Doris is a closeted trans woman who's built a high-powered career as a test pilot and astronaut. Why? Because she's ambitious and obsessed with aviation! And *incidentally* to make coming out unimaginable. It's not working.
I am joining the war on Abella Danger on the side of Abella Danger
This country hates women so much.
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
Ex-Porn Star Abella Danger Apologizes for Viral Moment During Miami Hurricanes’ NCAA Final Loss
The football megafan's reactions at games have captured the attention of several cameramen combing the crowd, but she says she wishes to be like any other fan.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I am joining the war on Abella Danger on the side of Abella Danger
A Billion Streams and No Fans: The Maroon 5 Story
just re-posting this story i published 8 months ago for no reason www.wired.com/story/ai-bot...
‘A Billion Streams and No Fans’: Inside a $10 Million AI Music Fraud Case
A chart-topping jazz album! Loads of Spotify and Apple Music plays! Just one problem: The success might not be real.
www.wired.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A Billion Streams and No Fans: The Maroon 5 Story
you’re telling me 28 Years didn’t even get a nom for Best Bone Temple????
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
you’re telling me 28 Years didn’t even get a nom for Best Bone Temple????
lookin like a damn simpon
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 PM
lookin like a damn simpon
group of high school girls at the coffee shop working on writing a song for Spanish class, and one of them is PISSED that another used ChatGPT to write the lyrics. not for like, a moral or political reason, but just because they're "TERRIBLE"
January 22, 2026 at 4:11 PM
group of high school girls at the coffee shop working on writing a song for Spanish class, and one of them is PISSED that another used ChatGPT to write the lyrics. not for like, a moral or political reason, but just because they're "TERRIBLE"
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so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america
my lil guys 🥹 holly n weenie
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
my lil guys 🥹 holly n weenie
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Let’s face it. The Dark Universe always suffered from a twink deficit. Luckily, YouTuber @philistulok.bsky.social is here to fix that with his horrifying new take on the Pied Piper.
Listen now on podcatchers everywhere, or watch on YouTube!
thepoduniverse.com
Listen now on podcatchers everywhere, or watch on YouTube!
thepoduniverse.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Let’s face it. The Dark Universe always suffered from a twink deficit. Luckily, YouTuber @philistulok.bsky.social is here to fix that with his horrifying new take on the Pied Piper.
Listen now on podcatchers everywhere, or watch on YouTube!
thepoduniverse.com
Listen now on podcatchers everywhere, or watch on YouTube!
thepoduniverse.com
if anybody on my phone wants to hate me that’s okay. you don’t really exist
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if anybody on my phone wants to hate me that’s okay. you don’t really exist
I’m literally nice
I don't think the Americans, and yes, I mean all of you, are prepared for how hated you now are by everyone.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Its not going away folks. Youve lost all rights to speak to us without being told to go fuck yourselves.
Lutnick heckled in Davos. FT: “The gathering on Tuesday night descended into uproar after combative remarks from Lutnick, the people said, with widespread jeering, some guests walking out and appeals for calm from Fink.”
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’m literally nice
he wasn’t saying Iceland, he was saying “ice land” you morons
Trump repeatedly said "Iceland" when he meant Greenland in his Davos rant. But his press secretary is just blatantly lying about it.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
he wasn’t saying Iceland, he was saying “ice land” you morons
job is trying for the third time to integrate a new AI system into our workflow, and for the third time, it is completely non-functional
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
job is trying for the third time to integrate a new AI system into our workflow, and for the third time, it is completely non-functional
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This is the type of thing they should’ve been doing after they left Nick. We should be on “Kenan & Kel Go to Hell 3: The Kellmouth” variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell to Star in Horror Comedy ‘Kenan & Kel Meet Frankenstein’
Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are teaming up once again for a horror comedy film that will pit the pair against Frankenstein.
variety.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This is the type of thing they should’ve been doing after they left Nick. We should be on “Kenan & Kel Go to Hell 3: The Kellmouth” variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Very fun people doing a very fun thing for a very good cause!
FRIDAY! A D&D one-shot set in the Dark Universe, benefitting Trans Lifeline!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Very fun people doing a very fun thing for a very good cause!
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Reprising my role as Hunter... for the TABLE (-top RPG)! Playing with some very cool and beautiful folks to benefit Trans Lifeline!
FRIDAY! A D&D one-shot set in the Dark Universe, benefitting Trans Lifeline!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Reprising my role as Hunter... for the TABLE (-top RPG)! Playing with some very cool and beautiful folks to benefit Trans Lifeline!
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The People’s Joker’s Grinky
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The People’s Joker’s Grinky
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TOMORROW!
😭 I can't wait for the People's Joker on Tubi. It's so queer in all the ways a joker movie always needed to be. It's a moment in art and culture crystallized in film, it's one woman's story and the story of comedy, and of tragedy. Trans film is a gift
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
TOMORROW!
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Catch my return as RACHEL SENNOT AS SYBIL EVANS AS THE INVISIBLE WOMAN in a Dark Universe D&D one-shot LIVE Friday with @philistulok.bsky.social, @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social, @daltondeschain.com, and @dylanroth.bsky.social to benefit the Trans Lifeline! Watch and donate or I’ll cry! I’m fragile!
FRIDAY! A D&D one-shot set in the Dark Universe, benefitting Trans Lifeline!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
Join your favorite Universal Monsters like Nick Morton the Mummy, the Wolf Woman, the Keeper of the Black Lagoon @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social and the Invisible Woman @antlervel.vet on a brand new adventure!
8pm ET!
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Catch my return as RACHEL SENNOT AS SYBIL EVANS AS THE INVISIBLE WOMAN in a Dark Universe D&D one-shot LIVE Friday with @philistulok.bsky.social, @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social, @daltondeschain.com, and @dylanroth.bsky.social to benefit the Trans Lifeline! Watch and donate or I’ll cry! I’m fragile!
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you wouldn’t freeze a baby. so why would you freeze the rent
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
you wouldn’t freeze a baby. so why would you freeze the rent