auntie illy ♎️
@auntie-illy.blacksky.app
SOTL, whisk(e)y sister, mezcal mami, scuba diver, tea snob, and apple cider doughnut aficionado. I have been social on the internet for 30 years. YMMV.
I’m bout to be sleep
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m bout to be sleep
Alright! Lemme start getting dressed
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Alright! Lemme start getting dressed
I can threaten you to mix it up a little bit. #BawlmerHon
I've been threatened by 3 New York ladies this morning.
Dis crazy.
Dis crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I can threaten you to mix it up a little bit. #BawlmerHon
Why is the wedding groupchat having wedding texts today?! TAKE A BREAK
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Why is the wedding groupchat having wedding texts today?! TAKE A BREAK
3pm / 4pm
What time yall families supposed to be eating Thanksgiving? (What’s the real time yall gonna eat)
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
3pm / 4pm
DEBBIE GIBSON??
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
DEBBIE GIBSON??
What is this milk of magnesia rendition of Whitney on my television screen?
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What is this milk of magnesia rendition of Whitney on my television screen?
Definitely think imma be wearing liquid leggings today 🤣 imma add a sweater and boots for a lil razzle dazzle
A post that i think that we can all get behind:
“Eatin pants” > dressing up for Thanksgiving
“Eatin pants” > dressing up for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Definitely think imma be wearing liquid leggings today 🤣 imma add a sweater and boots for a lil razzle dazzle
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Also as a vegetarian I think it's important to note that there is no gelatin in Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. And they are cooperatively owned by farmers! This is bourgeois propaganda.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Also as a vegetarian I think it's important to note that there is no gelatin in Ocean Spray cranberry sauce. And they are cooperatively owned by farmers! This is bourgeois propaganda.
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Rice Truck mentioned, gotta re-up the Saga just in case anyone hasn't read it--or if you're like me and just wanted to read it again
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a cancer nurse in a state I've never been to told messaged me and said that reading out Rice Truck aloud as it happened was the only day in her entire 14 year career on chemo ward that nobody cried and it's probably the best compliment I will ever get in my life
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rice Truck mentioned, gotta re-up the Saga just in case anyone hasn't read it--or if you're like me and just wanted to read it again
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Stopped into Ulta with my 9yo for a lil retail therapy and discovered e.l.f is infringing on my brand.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Stopped into Ulta with my 9yo for a lil retail therapy and discovered e.l.f is infringing on my brand.
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BURN THE WITCH.
Cranberry sauce straight outta the can is trash—either make a cranberry salad or save that 89 cents, love. We don’t need your ridged cranberry gelatin on the dinner table.
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BURN THE WITCH.
This kettle has gone off and I’m still sitting here. Lol.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This kettle has gone off and I’m still sitting here. Lol.
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It’s instructions on the back!!?
Has anyone ever baked the Hawaiian rolls per the instructions on the back of the package?
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s instructions on the back!!?
Good morning, fellow citizens of Zamunda! Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Good morning, fellow citizens of Zamunda! Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
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URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
ARE WE DOING THIS TONIGHT??? 🔥🔥🔥
“brrrrdddootttt dot dot” not an insane thing to tell in another man home?
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ARE WE DOING THIS TONIGHT??? 🔥🔥🔥
CHILE!!!!
Terri gotta sit across from two different women that fucked two different men of hers and one of those men?!?!?!
House woulda been owned by a white family with a golden retriever named Noodles before the next Thanksgiving.
House woulda been owned by a white family with a golden retriever named Noodles before the next Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
CHILE!!!!
They tried to say Terri was the villain of the movie on the bird app. IKYFL!!! Terri was the VICTIM!!
Backtracking. They really tried to finesse Terri into paying for everything again just a few hours after she saw her husbands brown eye while smashing her cousin.
She ain’t try to cut enough of them.
She ain’t try to cut enough of them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They tried to say Terri was the villain of the movie on the bird app. IKYFL!!! Terri was the VICTIM!!
Cutwaters are a scheme by Todd!
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Cutwaters are a scheme by Todd!
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mood:
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
mood:
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back in my day you wouldn’t send a woman money for lunch. you would pick her up and take her to lunch
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
back in my day you wouldn’t send a woman money for lunch. you would pick her up and take her to lunch
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
These are mad libs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A buffalo dip finger stirrer was in the break room eating more than just her lunch.
What filth did I miss so I can condemn it
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
These are mad libs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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SL cleanse.
Ciara finer than dolphin chest hair.
Ciara finer than dolphin chest hair.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
SL cleanse.
Ciara finer than dolphin chest hair.
Ciara finer than dolphin chest hair.