Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes
@audreyashes.bsky.social
Part time professional perv.
Queer af.
Ethically Non Monogamous.
Sex positivity/self reflection are spoken here.
She/her.
Cisgender.
Level 49.
21+
BOTS/AI/TERFS/SWERFS/PHOBES DNI.
https://linktr.ee/AudreyAshes?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Queer af.
Ethically Non Monogamous.
Sex positivity/self reflection are spoken here.
She/her.
Cisgender.
Level 49.
21+
BOTS/AI/TERFS/SWERFS/PHOBES DNI.
https://linktr.ee/AudreyAshes?utm_source=linktree_admin_share
Oh my god no. :(
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Oh my god no. :(
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Every time I start feeling despair I am reminded that many, many people want to help, actually.
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every time I start feeling despair I am reminded that many, many people want to help, actually.
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Telling my kids this was John, Paul, George, and Ringo
June 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Telling my kids this was John, Paul, George, and Ringo
My journey looks like I’m taking the longest bus ride, through mountainous terrain.
However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.
However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
My journey looks like I’m taking the longest bus ride, through mountainous terrain.
However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.
However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.
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Two words.
Country. Synthwave.
My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.
Country. Synthwave.
My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.
Starletta - Heartbreak Hangover
Listen to Heartbreak Hangover on TIDAL
tidal.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Two words.
Country. Synthwave.
My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.
Country. Synthwave.
My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.
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Turns out this instagram “12 rules for staying fucking sane” is also the Democratic list for “how to fucking win elections” @driftglass.bsky.social #podcastable
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Turns out this instagram “12 rules for staying fucking sane” is also the Democratic list for “how to fucking win elections” @driftglass.bsky.social #podcastable
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I think about this post a lot
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think about this post a lot
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"Institutions like Wikipedia are the last bastions of the dream of a free and open internet that betters humanity. Protecting the source code of reality is a matter of survival for a free and sane society, and we must act like it."
I wrote about how "Grokipedia" is a new front on the war against reality itself. It's an attempt by the oligarchic class to seize the means of knowledge production itself and create a weaponized unreality.
www.thedissident.news/grokipedia-a...
www.thedissident.news/grokipedia-a...
Grokipedia and the Coup Against Reality Itself
Grokipedia, the copycat of Wikipedia launched by Elon Musk isn’t just a string of AI generated slop, it is a weapon. The launch of "grokipedia" is a calculated, strategic escalation by the billionaire...
www.thedissident.news
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Institutions like Wikipedia are the last bastions of the dream of a free and open internet that betters humanity. Protecting the source code of reality is a matter of survival for a free and sane society, and we must act like it."
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you better fix my entire life you little shit
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
you better fix my entire life you little shit
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Witness the true meaning of HALLOWEEN!
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Witness the true meaning of HALLOWEEN!
I’d like to announce that I’m very gay.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’d like to announce that I’m very gay.
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Decided to mix a little pen and brush pen in the sketchbook. Trying to command them a little better. Got a Deadman sketch going.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Decided to mix a little pen and brush pen in the sketchbook. Trying to command them a little better. Got a Deadman sketch going.
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There is both hope and horror in this but I will take the hope.
h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
There is both hope and horror in this but I will take the hope.
h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
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ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
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It's hard to overstate how fully engaged Chicago and the surrounding suburbs are in this ICE madness. There are neighborhood watch alerts, spontaneous crowds gathering outside schools at pick up & drop off plus madly blowing whistles and honking car horns, this city is fighting back and hard.
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's hard to overstate how fully engaged Chicago and the surrounding suburbs are in this ICE madness. There are neighborhood watch alerts, spontaneous crowds gathering outside schools at pick up & drop off plus madly blowing whistles and honking car horns, this city is fighting back and hard.
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It's getting colder here in Chicago, don't forget your mask. My friend @johnpicacio.bsky.social has a nice one. I just grabbed a few 😉
Protect your lovely faces out there.
johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...
Protect your lovely faces out there.
johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...
The Calavera Mask
BY POPULAR DEMAND!! CALAVERA MASKS ARE BACK IN STOCK!! The 2nd Edition is here! ORDER NOW. Pullover tubular face mask that you can double-fold over your nose and mouth! Also can be worn as a balaclava...
johnpicacio.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's getting colder here in Chicago, don't forget your mask. My friend @johnpicacio.bsky.social has a nice one. I just grabbed a few 😉
Protect your lovely faces out there.
johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...
Protect your lovely faces out there.
johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
Tech Bros Have Been Accidentally Poisoning Themselves With Severe Brain Toxins for Years
Among the worst offenders was meal-replacement company Huel, a long-time favorite among Bay Area builders.
futurism.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
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Also it's not critics accusing, it's the administration boasting, as evidenced by the "we're going to kill them" in the headline
I’m sorry, why are we using “critics accuse” language here? These are factually, unambiguously, extrajudicial killings. It’s not an opinion. It’s not a disputed or disputable claim.
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Also it's not critics accusing, it's the administration boasting, as evidenced by the "we're going to kill them" in the headline
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You know who else upgraded his bunker?
Talk about burying the lede: “The bunker under the East Wing will also be upgraded, sources told CBS News. The White House Military Office is handling the renovation of the bunker, which is known as the President's Emergency Operations Center.” 10/22/25 www.cbsnews.com/news/demolis...
Trump administration plans to demolish White House's entire East Wing as ballroom cost grows to $300 million
The Trump administration is planning to demolish the entirety of the White House's East Wing as early as this weekend, two senior administration officials said, part of a ballroom project championed b...
www.cbsnews.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You know who else upgraded his bunker?
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Is it really such a crime to want to be popular and a freak?
Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base?
Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it?
Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?
Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base?
Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it?
Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Is it really such a crime to want to be popular and a freak?
Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base?
Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it?
Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?
Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base?
Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it?
Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?
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Ever wondered if a ghost has used you in your dreams? Have you fantasized about a restless spirit taking what they need and leaving you paralyzed?
Then you should definitely check out "Ghostly Pleasures" from my 2024 Halloween porn. Available on Fansly, soon on OnlyFans, or for direct sale!
Then you should definitely check out "Ghostly Pleasures" from my 2024 Halloween porn. Available on Fansly, soon on OnlyFans, or for direct sale!
October 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ever wondered if a ghost has used you in your dreams? Have you fantasized about a restless spirit taking what they need and leaving you paralyzed?
Then you should definitely check out "Ghostly Pleasures" from my 2024 Halloween porn. Available on Fansly, soon on OnlyFans, or for direct sale!
Then you should definitely check out "Ghostly Pleasures" from my 2024 Halloween porn. Available on Fansly, soon on OnlyFans, or for direct sale!
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Girl canceled date.
Still going to the function ANYWAY.
Fuck it, we BALL.
Still going to the function ANYWAY.
Fuck it, we BALL.
Today is the last day of work before my vacation!
Got a date with a cute girl for a party tonight and life is (personally) pretty good for me atm.
I things get better for us collectively, and Happy Fucking Halloween!!!
Got a date with a cute girl for a party tonight and life is (personally) pretty good for me atm.
I things get better for us collectively, and Happy Fucking Halloween!!!
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Girl canceled date.
Still going to the function ANYWAY.
Fuck it, we BALL.
Still going to the function ANYWAY.
Fuck it, we BALL.