RFTB Audrey
banner
aud.bsky.social
RFTB Audrey
@aud.bsky.social
Girl half of Radio Free Tote Bag

RFTB.me
Patreon.com/RFTB
Pinned
The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November.
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I am going to family Thanksgiving, but reserving the right to leave the instant anyone yells at anyone or I feel threatened!

Woohoo! Boundaries!
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social hey wtf why is the meditation at the beginning of the episode with Gareth, like, genuinely bonechilling??
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
Black Knight 2000 has such great music. I always have fun playing it. I spent the first afternoon of my vacation playing pinball.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Dawg, Christmas is 1/365th of the year why the FUCK do I have to spend 1/6th of my working days each year listening to Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree?
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
When you default to assuming you're in the sky not on the ground.
I hate this sort of meme.

“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”

Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
made a video about common tones in the chords for midnight licking hours :)
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Set the revolution
Let the thangs bust and thank us
When the smoke clear you can see the sky again
There will be the chopped off heads of leviathan
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Good lord
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
lol wtf is this??
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yoooo, I wandered onto X on accident and immediately ran into an account called Strife Groyper and fffffuck man.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
National Holiday today
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
This is a really remarkable video essay on contemporary film and the theories of Laura Marks. It's making me think about movies in a new way.
Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore
YouTube video by Like Stories of Old
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The rare Audrey Reddit post
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by RFTB Audrey
Starbucks is on STRIKE!!!

Never cross a picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM