Attercap🏳️🌈
@attercap.bsky.social
he/they, PNW, ttrpg enthusiast, gamer, progressive. I'm fine, we're all fine here. How are you?
No offense, but if you've got a bird that's 12-14 lbs (judging by the pic) and hour more in a bag at 400 is gonna be jucier. But I won't knock the good rub-down on the bird. 9/10.
broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
No offense, but if you've got a bird that's 12-14 lbs (judging by the pic) and hour more in a bag at 400 is gonna be jucier. But I won't knock the good rub-down on the bird. 9/10.
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Fun fact: your dogs can’t read the calendar and you can tell them tomorrow is Thanksgiving too. You can give them turkey every day and they’ll never know you’re fibbing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fun fact: your dogs can’t read the calendar and you can tell them tomorrow is Thanksgiving too. You can give them turkey every day and they’ll never know you’re fibbing.
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
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Part 122 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Victorian Prosthetic Arm, Europe, 1850s
Victorian Prosthetic Arm, Europe, 1850s
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Part 122 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Victorian Prosthetic Arm, Europe, 1850s
Victorian Prosthetic Arm, Europe, 1850s
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who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
who’s the fucken guy who names birds? i need a word
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
“Big tech has made their choice”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
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One of my favorite songs continues to be the Bree Larson version of Metric's "Black Sheep" as heard in Edgar Wright's masterpiece vision of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World."
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
One of my favorite songs continues to be the Bree Larson version of Metric's "Black Sheep" as heard in Edgar Wright's masterpiece vision of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World."
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
some years, Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day just completely sneaks up on you
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I called them both! New Yorkers, so should you
(To reach your state's senators, you can always go through the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121)
(To reach your state's senators, you can always go through the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121)
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I called them both! New Yorkers, so should you
(To reach your state's senators, you can always go through the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121)
(To reach your state's senators, you can always go through the Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121)
Personal/sappy: I grew up moving around. I didn't stay in the same area until I got into high school and it took me too long to learn how to make friends that last. I'm grateful for MMOs (esp CoH & The Cape) that taught me that lesson.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Personal/sappy: I grew up moving around. I didn't stay in the same area until I got into high school and it took me too long to learn how to make friends that last. I'm grateful for MMOs (esp CoH & The Cape) that taught me that lesson.
David E. Kelley (Ally McBeal, Boston Legal) could make this work.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
David E. Kelley (Ally McBeal, Boston Legal) could make this work.
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I can't think of a better deterrent for me personally going into a Target. Don't look at me, don't fucking talk to me
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can't think of a better deterrent for me personally going into a Target. Don't look at me, don't fucking talk to me
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Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes when people ask me why I’m wearing a mask I say I’m traveling or have some important thing soon and can’t afford to get sick and miss it and that’s pretty much always true but I think it would be nice if it were more normalized to just say “I don’t want to get sick” and leave it at that
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November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
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everybody celebrate by donating money or food or time to your local food banks or food shares!!
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank and Holiday Food Boxes | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and holiday food boxes in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
everybody celebrate by donating money or food or time to your local food banks or food shares!!
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
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yes hahaha yes
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
yes hahaha yes
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make some noise is rebranding to the jamiroquai reeducation hour
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
make some noise is rebranding to the jamiroquai reeducation hour
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Sketchy comms are OPEN! 🍒
At this time, slots are available for portrait and half-body options on Ko-Fi
Shares appreciated! ❤
At this time, slots are available for portrait and half-body options on Ko-Fi
Shares appreciated! ❤
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Sketchy comms are OPEN! 🍒
At this time, slots are available for portrait and half-body options on Ko-Fi
Shares appreciated! ❤
At this time, slots are available for portrait and half-body options on Ko-Fi
Shares appreciated! ❤