J Rosser Lomax
@athousandpicnics.net
Uncommonly spirited (two decades of bourbon opinions), amateur raconteur (sparsely edited), a thousand picnics or none.
He/Him. Louisville, KY
He/Him. Louisville, KY
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
I roast brussels sprouts most years, please tell me more about the cultivation and harvest.
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I roast brussels sprouts most years, please tell me more about the cultivation and harvest.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Most armies in Buc-ee's are Carlist and inclusive
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Most armies in Buc-ee's are Carlist and inclusive
RFK in apocalypse soon
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
RFK in apocalypse soon
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
There was the year my parents decided on Christmas in Paris only to find out that absolutely nothing is open on Xmas Eve and so we had gas station rotisserie chicken and beaujolais for dinner
We rented a big house in Palm Springs for the whole family to get together from all over and we just got here and we're starting a new Thanksgiving tradition of Ordering Chinese Food Because The Oven Is Broken
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There was the year my parents decided on Christmas in Paris only to find out that absolutely nothing is open on Xmas Eve and so we had gas station rotisserie chicken and beaujolais for dinner
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We rented a big house in Palm Springs for the whole family to get together from all over and we just got here and we're starting a new Thanksgiving tradition of Ordering Chinese Food Because The Oven Is Broken
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We rented a big house in Palm Springs for the whole family to get together from all over and we just got here and we're starting a new Thanksgiving tradition of Ordering Chinese Food Because The Oven Is Broken
I am glad we are not aging egg nog this year but I am also glad we have aged egg nog in the past.
Shout out Giuseppe who is definitely not on Bluesky for transmitting the fire coquito to the children
Shout out Giuseppe who is definitely not on Bluesky for transmitting the fire coquito to the children
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
It's a short week, so ACBN Friday's coming early (and it's 🔓!)
Today, I'm sharing last-minute Thanksgiving ideas, end-of-year drink projects, very good dogs, and talking about the many things I'm thankful for this year.
www.actioncookbook.com/ten-things-i...
It's a short week, so ACBN Friday's coming early (and it's 🔓!)
Today, I'm sharing last-minute Thanksgiving ideas, end-of-year drink projects, very good dogs, and talking about the many things I'm thankful for this year.
www.actioncookbook.com/ten-things-i...
Ten Things I'm Thankful For
It's Friday somewhere, and I'm thankful for that. Thoughts on gratitude, plus holiday cocktail projects, dogs and more!
www.actioncookbook.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am glad we are not aging egg nog this year but I am also glad we have aged egg nog in the past.
Shout out Giuseppe who is definitely not on Bluesky for transmitting the fire coquito to the children
Shout out Giuseppe who is definitely not on Bluesky for transmitting the fire coquito to the children
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
The rice cooker sings “twinkle twinkle little star” when it puts the rice to bed. Here’s why I should give it power of attorney.
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath
make it stop
make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The rice cooker sings “twinkle twinkle little star” when it puts the rice to bed. Here’s why I should give it power of attorney.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
It’s the *most* ~wonderful~ time of the ¡year!
at this point I’m fairly confident she’s only doing it for the bit
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s the *most* ~wonderful~ time of the ¡year!
CURSÉD FUKIN SKEET
Isaac Chotiner Cameo bookings when
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
CURSÉD FUKIN SKEET
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
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You may not outlive them in years, but you must outlive them while you're here!
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You may not outlive them in years, but you must outlive them while you're here!
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In the last two years I have searched about game meats, FFL transfers, polish grammar, and the history of lower Galicia for family reasons
The algos have decided I am a candidate for the “health” and “culture” right wing streams, and if I hadn’t been turned on to media critique young? I see y’all.
The algos have decided I am a candidate for the “health” and “culture” right wing streams, and if I hadn’t been turned on to media critique young? I see y’all.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
In the last two years I have searched about game meats, FFL transfers, polish grammar, and the history of lower Galicia for family reasons
The algos have decided I am a candidate for the “health” and “culture” right wing streams, and if I hadn’t been turned on to media critique young? I see y’all.
The algos have decided I am a candidate for the “health” and “culture” right wing streams, and if I hadn’t been turned on to media critique young? I see y’all.
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you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
God. Dammit.
🎶can’t find a Fetterman🎶
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
God. Dammit.
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The sentence in this headline has never before been said or written in history -- until now.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The sentence in this headline has never before been said or written in history -- until now.