The Abominable Dr. Vibes
@asterionhex.monster
Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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I think, personally, that the definition of humanity is the drive to create. Maybe it’s art, maybe it’s engineering, maybe it’s community, maybe it’s teaching, maybe it’s discovery. Something in us wants to push forward and it’s the most beautiful thing
And they say men don’t read for fun anymore
February 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
And they say men don’t read for fun anymore
Played through new songs with my instructor, he agreed that they’re pretty chill and I’m in good shape for starting rehearsal. First actual rehearsal isn’t til Saturday so I’ll have plenty of time to play them some more
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Played through new songs with my instructor, he agreed that they’re pretty chill and I’m in good shape for starting rehearsal. First actual rehearsal isn’t til Saturday so I’ll have plenty of time to play them some more
Me furious at the realtor that this house is not haunted as advertised
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Me furious at the realtor that this house is not haunted as advertised
You don’t get secrets like this from an expert in the field very often, treasure it
Sam Raimi tells us how to make the perfect mixture for fake blood.
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
“A good thick mix of karo syrup, red food coloring, a little blue to give it that unaerated look, and a bit of coffee to make it dark... I don’t mean to brag but hello, I’m here, I know how to throw blood.”
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
You don’t get secrets like this from an expert in the field very often, treasure it
Theater’s broken
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Theater’s broken
UPDATE: I hung it by a heat vent and it’s dry now. I’m wearing it at the moment. Thanks
ME: my hoodie will never be dry again
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
February 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
UPDATE: I hung it by a heat vent and it’s dry now. I’m wearing it at the moment. Thanks
Writing a metal song about the Costco hotdog
February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Writing a metal song about the Costco hotdog
It would work for me tbh
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It would work for me tbh
Man I am really looking forward to seeing friends this week, I don’t think I’ve seen any of my regular crew since New Year’s (work and illness on either end of 2 weeks of ice)
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Man I am really looking forward to seeing friends this week, I don’t think I’ve seen any of my regular crew since New Year’s (work and illness on either end of 2 weeks of ice)
My left arm has had a bunch of muscle ache the last few days for no apparent reason; I’m assuming it’s weather changing + where I tore my rotator cuff a few years ago. Now my knee is hurting oddly. Mostly being middle aged rules except for this part
February 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
My left arm has had a bunch of muscle ache the last few days for no apparent reason; I’m assuming it’s weather changing + where I tore my rotator cuff a few years ago. Now my knee is hurting oddly. Mostly being middle aged rules except for this part
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I need another guitar stand 😵💫 I guess that means another music store trip tomorrow
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I need another guitar stand 😵💫 I guess that means another music store trip tomorrow
Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today how about drawing a VEGETABLE of some variety? All skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it when you’re done if you want!
February 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today how about drawing a VEGETABLE of some variety? All skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it when you’re done if you want!
I’m just pointing out that I recently stopped popping into CVS on my way home occasionally to grab a drink or snack because the vape shop across the street also has Monster and they don’t track anything I buy
(5/11) Walmart, Whole Foods, and Kohls are switching to electronic shelf labels that can display dynamic prices. Kroger deployed them with Microsoft AI—a setup a 2024 Senate inquiry warned could enable “surge pricing” via facial recognition. (Kroger claims it will only lower prices.)
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I’m just pointing out that I recently stopped popping into CVS on my way home occasionally to grab a drink or snack because the vape shop across the street also has Monster and they don’t track anything I buy
It wasn’t even raining HARD I was just in it a lot and yet my undershirt, beneath a thermal and a tee and a hoodie, was damp
ME: my hoodie will never be dry again
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It wasn’t even raining HARD I was just in it a lot and yet my undershirt, beneath a thermal and a tee and a hoodie, was damp
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Beastie Boys known to let the beat
Mmmm
Drop
Mmmm
Drop
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Beastie Boys known to let the beat
Mmmm
Drop
Mmmm
Drop
Now we’re debating if a werewolf is more of a “year-round thing” or just a “once-a-month thing” and Tracey said “it’s more of a therewolf” and I’m
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Now we’re debating if a werewolf is more of a “year-round thing” or just a “once-a-month thing” and Tracey said “it’s more of a therewolf” and I’m
ME: my hoodie will never be dry again
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
ME: my hoodie will never be dry again
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
MY HOODIE: this is the job of your devoted servant….to absorb the rain for you *drowns*
ME: *sobbing*
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there's a jiu jitsu studio next to the pizza place that has a sign in the window that says UNICORN PARKING ONLY ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE TURNED INTO SPARKLES and i always briefly hesitate before parking there and then am like "no... that's not enforceable"
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
there's a jiu jitsu studio next to the pizza place that has a sign in the window that says UNICORN PARKING ONLY ALL VIOLATORS WILL BE TURNED INTO SPARKLES and i always briefly hesitate before parking there and then am like "no... that's not enforceable"
In my element (tiny upstairs bar metal show)
February 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
In my element (tiny upstairs bar metal show)
This is fake your own death level embarrassment. Go into hiding. French foreign legion. Getting owned this hard by the Olympics commentators as the CREW, just doing your job, and they do this
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This is fake your own death level embarrassment. Go into hiding. French foreign legion. Getting owned this hard by the Olympics commentators as the CREW, just doing your job, and they do this
If I don’t like the music I won’t care about the lyrics. I have many songs I LOVE the lyrics of but had to like the music first. Also I mean I listen to a lot of music with lyrics that are in other languages or simply incomprehensible
are you a music-first listener or a lyrics-first listener? I’m a music-first listener so I always judge a song based on whether I like how it sounds and most of the time idgaf about the lyrics
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If I don’t like the music I won’t care about the lyrics. I have many songs I LOVE the lyrics of but had to like the music first. Also I mean I listen to a lot of music with lyrics that are in other languages or simply incomprehensible
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When you think about it, everything Superman does on Earth is cultural appropriation
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
When you think about it, everything Superman does on Earth is cultural appropriation
Worked on new songs and did the wintertime garden pruning. I now feel authorized to screw around until it’s time to go downtown
February 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Worked on new songs and did the wintertime garden pruning. I now feel authorized to screw around until it’s time to go downtown