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asterionhex.monster
The Abominable Dr. Vibes
@asterionhex.monster
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Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/he (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Weird little guy. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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asterionhex.monster
Theater’s broken
The AFI Silver with the programmable marquee not working, including one panel that appears to have crashed and is displaying an error message
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
asterionhex.monster
I had pie at the pie shop
MUMBO POTATO Pieces of roasted red potatoes, bell peppers, onion, a mix of shredded cheeses, and a splash of homemade mumbo sauce all baked into a flakey crust, makes for the ultimate cheesy-potatoey comfort food.
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
asterionhex.monster
Sounds like they need Vinnie
A pouch labeled “vinnies tampon case. One size fits all!” With a drawing of vinnie, who looks like a stereotypical New York guy A chart in the tampon case where you can write down when your friend’s periods are so you always have tampons for them
February 16, 2026 at 4:21 AM
asterionhex.monster
Wow rude
Boomer the tuxedo cat sticking his tongue out
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Oh hell yeah
A bowl of cake and ice cream!
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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Marcella Hazan’s bolognese made by me + a cherry chocolate dump cake made by @tklv.bsky.social
A saute pan of bolognese and a cake behind it on a tray!
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Ok folks I saw my first AI slop at the thrift store today, have not seen any there before, and please hold onto your hats because it’s a doozy
A canvas printed with Kamala Harris as Captain Marvel. An American flag is behind her on one side; on the other is Captain America with an extra arm growing out of his head. In the front of the picture, Captain America’s shield is just sort of floating
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
asterionhex.monster
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love every mantis
(and every bug they eat too)
a pink orchid mantis nymph on a leaf
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
asterionhex.monster
I had some commentary on the beautiful gay wedding but I forget. I’m crying a little
Two grooms in pink and blue jackets at the altar with an officiant in a regular black tux
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
asterionhex.monster
Taco bowls!
Bowl of rice and beans with carnitas, cheese, taco sauce, avocado, salsa, Greek yogurt
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Just put me in there somewhere it’s cool
Demi Adejuyigbe, dressed as a giant flower, and Vic Michaelis on Very Important People. Vic is asking if the flower needs the soil spread all over the set to live
February 14, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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We got our first round of song assignments for spring performance program and I was like “oh I haven’t heard this song in ages but I like it” and Tracey says “yeah I haven’t heard this in years let’s put it on” and folks, Icky Thump is a song for now
White Americans, what? Nothing better to do Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
asterionhex.monster
Yeah my phone says this is January 31st 2021 wow!!
Photo of a freshly painted room in two colors of blue, full of stacked boxes and empty bookshelves
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
asterionhex.monster
top comment on the recipe
Kim 7 years ago I cannot comment of the taste of the sauce. It was cooling and I ran a short errand. In the meantime, my 8 year old Labrador Retriever, Jake, (who had never, ever bothered anything in the kitchen) somehow got the pot off of the cooktop and ate all of the sauce. The worst part was that I had tripled the recipe, so Jake ate 3 pounds of Bolognese sauce! I am certain he would rate the sauce a 5. We had to go out for dinner, but I will make the recipe again and post relevant feedback! PS Jake is fine. 10484 likes
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
asterionhex.monster
*me being extremely a teenage boy* look at my beard
A close-up of my cheek. You can kind of see a line of beard hairs if you squint
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Nice
The first post in the thread. It has 69 likes
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Folks. The latest InDesign update has AI-generated alt text when you place an image and so far it has labeled four technical drawings of load-bearing steel plates as nudes. I guess I can’t argue with the computer’s perspective
Alt-Click to edit Alt Text Alt Text: A diagram shows a nude figure with a label "batteries"
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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My personal favorite, on a flow chart:
Alt-Click to edit Alt Text Alt Text: A black and white image of a nude figure.
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
asterionhex.monster
Oh don’t worry, the latest InDesign update added this crap that I had to turn off immediately
Generative AI Alt Text • Auto-generate Alt Text when placing images • Add "AI generated content" tag for auto-generated Alt Text
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
asterionhex.monster
The requirements for Stuff are pretty stringent
A container of The Stuff
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
asterionhex.monster
I can only find one selfie from a year ago and it’s just yeah that’s how I look
A bathroom mirror selfie of me in a brown shiny shirt and a patterned ascot
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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The basic premise for the series, akin to the much later live-action sci-fi series Sliders, was the story of a band of adventurous, cuddly, dog-like creatures called Fluppies
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
asterionhex.monster
Ok yeah this is what I was remembering. Pretty solid. Also did not remember that these were a Disney thing
Fluppy Dogs plush toy commercial shot, six toys in different pastel colors with long yarn like hair
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Me: I mean it does seem harsh not to have three to five bites of dessert

The add-on item in my vegetable box I’m unpacking: totally
Abe’s cranberry orange mini muffins
February 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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I want to dress as Steven Penny Transformed someday for a costume. Someone needs to have an obscure movie costume party
A man in a red cardigan with a smashed streetlight on his head like a helmet
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM