As Tall As Her Eyes
@astallashereyes.bsky.social
I don't need to breathe in to breathe out
SA: "My baby is crying. Should I feed it?"
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
SA: "My baby is crying. Should I feed it?"
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
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deleted this off Twitter as I thought it would be more appropriate for Bluesky
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
deleted this off Twitter as I thought it would be more appropriate for Bluesky
This would be an embarrassing result for Wolves.
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This would be an embarrassing result for Wolves.
Maybe Mo Salah is just a bit thick?
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Maybe Mo Salah is just a bit thick?
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The right-wing reaction to the mansion tax has been hilariously weak. "The Treasury should incentivise me to not buy then live in a wreck" is some moronic shit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The right-wing reaction to the mansion tax has been hilariously weak. "The Treasury should incentivise me to not buy then live in a wreck" is some moronic shit.
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.
West London shithouse cunts
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Neil Tennant’s rejected first draft. 1984.
Your daughter is Tom Hanks?
On my daughter’s bedroom door. Whatever it is it had better be worth the avant garde apostrophe and mix of upper and lower case.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Your daughter is Tom Hanks?
If Brighton don't hurry up and score, my 46 game acca is down the pan!
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If Brighton don't hurry up and score, my 46 game acca is down the pan!
Currently struggling with knee pain after an operation and now needing another one. Exercise was always my go to to clear my head but can't much at all. My mental health is generally poor this time of year anyway but taking a beating at the minute.
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Currently struggling with knee pain after an operation and now needing another one. Exercise was always my go to to clear my head but can't much at all. My mental health is generally poor this time of year anyway but taking a beating at the minute.
Totally misheard the pundit on Talksport and thought the Chelsea Women's coach was called Sonia Bob-Hoskins.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Totally misheard the pundit on Talksport and thought the Chelsea Women's coach was called Sonia Bob-Hoskins.
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To be honest, I never once noticed that she had a jockey. Just assumed she moved of her own accord.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
To be honest, I never once noticed that she had a jockey. Just assumed she moved of her own accord.
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Aunt Bessie’s a price gouging whore.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Aunt Bessie’s a price gouging whore.
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I didn’t realise that ‘thrown under the bus’ meant ‘dropped for playing crap for months.’ You live and learn.
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I didn’t realise that ‘thrown under the bus’ meant ‘dropped for playing crap for months.’ You live and learn.
Only 1 minute of stoppage time despite Martinez having 25 minutes of possession this half so far.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Only 1 minute of stoppage time despite Martinez having 25 minutes of possession this half so far.
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It’s either Matt or Matthew Cash.
No one has ever been christened “Matty”.
Grow up.
No one has ever been christened “Matty”.
Grow up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It’s either Matt or Matthew Cash.
No one has ever been christened “Matty”.
Grow up.
No one has ever been christened “Matty”.
Grow up.
Everywhere I look some twat is telling me how to cook roast potatoes properly. Fuck off. I hate December.
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Everywhere I look some twat is telling me how to cook roast potatoes properly. Fuck off. I hate December.
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Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
Tuchel will have been very impressed by Henderson's dangerous sideways passes when he came on. Shoe in for the World Cup. 😭
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Tuchel will have been very impressed by Henderson's dangerous sideways passes when he came on. Shoe in for the World Cup. 😭
Great. Can't wait for the small muscle issue to turn in to 3 months out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Great. Can't wait for the small muscle issue to turn in to 3 months out.
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I guess the ballon d'or is a toss up between Reece James and Phil Foden then.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I guess the ballon d'or is a toss up between Reece James and Phil Foden then.