As Tall As Her Eyes
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I don't need to breathe in to breathe out
Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Wirtz, Florian Wirtz.... 0013
Home made bauble still gets pride of place on the tree.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Home made bauble still gets pride of place on the tree.
"WHEN'S WHITE FRIDAY?"
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"WHEN'S WHITE FRIDAY?"
I reported a "well-followed content creator" on Facebook for what was a very racist joke told in a very racist context to try and make his mate spit his water out. Apparently it's not racist though. 🙄
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I reported a "well-followed content creator" on Facebook for what was a very racist joke told in a very racist context to try and make his mate spit his water out. Apparently it's not racist though. 🙄
Encouraging...
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Encouraging...
If this is the Christmas special it's time to bring back David Tennant.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If this is the Christmas special it's time to bring back David Tennant.
Another one to add to the 115 charges.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Another one to add to the 115 charges.
"The Premier League has been ruined because Arsenal are so much better than Liverpool this year."
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"The Premier League has been ruined because Arsenal are so much better than Liverpool this year."
This was a proper sliding doors moment in this country. Unfortunately I've ended up living in the parallel universe where this cunt survived. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This was a proper sliding doors moment in this country. Unfortunately I've ended up living in the parallel universe where this cunt survived. 😭
The boys have to take pumpkins in to school tomorrow. Cans were needed. 🎃🍺
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The boys have to take pumpkins in to school tomorrow. Cans were needed. 🎃🍺
