Cartoon Steve Bould.
@cartoonstevebould.bsky.social
Treasurer and Social Secretary of the Nacho Monreal Fanclub.
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Experienced this at a border and it is exactly as humiliating as you would expect.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Experienced this at a border and it is exactly as humiliating as you would expect.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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Casablanca
Ca2ablanca
Casablanca: Moroccan Nights
Casa & Blanca
Casablanca: Back to Rick’s
Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret
Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge
Blanca
Casa 9
Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
Ca2ablanca
Casablanca: Moroccan Nights
Casa & Blanca
Casablanca: Back to Rick’s
Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret
Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge
Blanca
Casa 9
Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Casablanca
Ca2ablanca
Casablanca: Moroccan Nights
Casa & Blanca
Casablanca: Back to Rick’s
Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret
Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge
Blanca
Casa 9
Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
Ca2ablanca
Casablanca: Moroccan Nights
Casa & Blanca
Casablanca: Back to Rick’s
Casablanca 6: Renault’s Secret
Casablanca 7: Laszlo’s Revenge
Blanca
Casa 9
Casablanca X: Bad Times at The Blue Parrot
Liverpool and Chelsea: my guys.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Liverpool and Chelsea: my guys.
If Arteta doesn't fancy Norgaard, then we'd better be signing another midfielder (early) in Jan.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If Arteta doesn't fancy Norgaard, then we'd better be signing another midfielder (early) in Jan.
I take it back.
Calafiori hurt, per Benge
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I take it back.
If we managed to escape with no more injuries, I'm kinda happy to forget that game ever happened, as gutting as it was.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If we managed to escape with no more injuries, I'm kinda happy to forget that game ever happened, as gutting as it was.
The team's shattered but that could conceivably be the last time we lose in the league this season. Only City away is guaranteed to be a tougher test.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The team's shattered but that could conceivably be the last time we lose in the league this season. Only City away is guaranteed to be a tougher test.
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That book is Steve Bannon’s inspiration, a fascist novel. Just openly laughing at everyone they hate
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That book is Steve Bannon’s inspiration, a fascist novel. Just openly laughing at everyone they hate
Very good team on paper.
I predict the 5 subs will be...
Gyokeres > Rice (Merino drops into midfield
Trossard > Odegaard (Eze moves infield)
MLS > a defender (probably Calafiori, but that depends on Benny)
Martinelli > Saka
Norgaard or Ethan, depending on game state.
I predict the 5 subs will be...
Gyokeres > Rice (Merino drops into midfield
Trossard > Odegaard (Eze moves infield)
MLS > a defender (probably Calafiori, but that depends on Benny)
Martinelli > Saka
Norgaard or Ethan, depending on game state.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Very good team on paper.
I predict the 5 subs will be...
Gyokeres > Rice (Merino drops into midfield
Trossard > Odegaard (Eze moves infield)
MLS > a defender (probably Calafiori, but that depends on Benny)
Martinelli > Saka
Norgaard or Ethan, depending on game state.
I predict the 5 subs will be...
Gyokeres > Rice (Merino drops into midfield
Trossard > Odegaard (Eze moves infield)
MLS > a defender (probably Calafiori, but that depends on Benny)
Martinelli > Saka
Norgaard or Ethan, depending on game state.
Think this is ultimately the sensible decision. If there was really any concern, the risk of losing him for a big chunk of games needed to be the biggest consideration.
No Saliba again. I'm tired Robbie.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Think this is ultimately the sensible decision. If there was really any concern, the risk of losing him for a big chunk of games needed to be the biggest consideration.
Out of interest, in what bucket would you put today's game?
1. Toughest game remaining this season.
2. 2nd toughest.
3. 3rd-5th toughest.
4. 6th-10th.
5. 11th+
It'd be no. 3 for me without the fitness and fixture list stuff. Think it's no. 2 now (though we could be in crisis by Liverpool (h)).
1. Toughest game remaining this season.
2. 2nd toughest.
3. 3rd-5th toughest.
4. 6th-10th.
5. 11th+
It'd be no. 3 for me without the fitness and fixture list stuff. Think it's no. 2 now (though we could be in crisis by Liverpool (h)).
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Out of interest, in what bucket would you put today's game?
1. Toughest game remaining this season.
2. 2nd toughest.
3. 3rd-5th toughest.
4. 6th-10th.
5. 11th+
It'd be no. 3 for me without the fitness and fixture list stuff. Think it's no. 2 now (though we could be in crisis by Liverpool (h)).
1. Toughest game remaining this season.
2. 2nd toughest.
3. 3rd-5th toughest.
4. 6th-10th.
5. 11th+
It'd be no. 3 for me without the fitness and fixture list stuff. Think it's no. 2 now (though we could be in crisis by Liverpool (h)).
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Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
Much as a draw would sting, we have to recognise how difficult today's going to be.
Given their style and quality, Villa would be a very tricky side at the best of times. But playing away, on two day's rest, with a squad that's a mix of injured, risking injury and only just fit is a nightmare.
Given their style and quality, Villa would be a very tricky side at the best of times. But playing away, on two day's rest, with a squad that's a mix of injured, risking injury and only just fit is a nightmare.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Much as a draw would sting, we have to recognise how difficult today's going to be.
Given their style and quality, Villa would be a very tricky side at the best of times. But playing away, on two day's rest, with a squad that's a mix of injured, risking injury and only just fit is a nightmare.
Given their style and quality, Villa would be a very tricky side at the best of times. But playing away, on two day's rest, with a squad that's a mix of injured, risking injury and only just fit is a nightmare.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Not at all surprised that a fanbase which draws significant numbers from the London Boroughs of Bromley and Croydon will have a Tommy Robinson problem. Safe to say there are some well flaggy enclaves. And then there's the fans whose families white flighted it to Kent back in the day.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Not at all surprised that a fanbase which draws significant numbers from the London Boroughs of Bromley and Croydon will have a Tommy Robinson problem. Safe to say there are some well flaggy enclaves. And then there's the fans whose families white flighted it to Kent back in the day.
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Thought this was about who got to hold the tifo and was about to take the piss but this is nasty business. Shocking.
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Thought this was about who got to hold the tifo and was about to take the piss but this is nasty business. Shocking.
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My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
1. Depose Infantino
2. Put his head on a spike.
3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.
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FIFA awards a trophy that appears to celebrate Donald Trump's groping tendencies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
FIFA awards a trophy that appears to celebrate Donald Trump's groping tendencies.
Look at this creep acting like cheese, drugs and the first two seasons of Arrested Development don't exist.
Infantino with a line he's used before: "Fifa is the number-one happiness provider for humanity for over 100 years"
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Look at this creep acting like cheese, drugs and the first two seasons of Arrested Development don't exist.
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“I didn’t think it would be so far,” the man who has wasted his life sobbed
Karl Bushby made a bet that he could walk from the southern tip of South America all the way home to England. He’s walked through Patagonia, the Andes, Central America and more.
It’s been 27 years, and Bushby, now 56, is still walking.
It’s been 27 years, and Bushby, now 56, is still walking.
He set out to walk around the world. After 27 years, his quest is nearly over.
Karl Bushby is expected to finish his globe-walking expedition by September 2026.
wapo.st
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“I didn’t think it would be so far,” the man who has wasted his life sobbed
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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So (see @klonick.bsky.social last night) today may be the day that the EU Commission fines X for breach of the Digital Services Act (DSA). Busy day for me, and I expect many questions if it happens, so here's an explanation thread in advance.
First of all, a reminder of the provisional decision
First of all, a reminder of the provisional decision
EU Commission preliminary findings that Twitter/X has breached the Digital Services Act (nb remedy is a fine, not a ban)
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So (see @klonick.bsky.social last night) today may be the day that the EU Commission fines X for breach of the Digital Services Act (DSA). Busy day for me, and I expect many questions if it happens, so here's an explanation thread in advance.
First of all, a reminder of the provisional decision
First of all, a reminder of the provisional decision