Cartoon Steve Bould.
@cartoonstevebould.bsky.social
Treasurer and Social Secretary of the Nacho Monreal Fanclub.
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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SA: "My baby is crying. Should I feed it?"
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
SA: "My baby is crying. Should I feed it?"
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
ChatGPT: "Your baby may need feeding."
SA: "I fed it yesterday."
ChatGPT: "Actually, you're correct. Your baby is fed."
What did the snap of his shirt make Wirtz fall over? That is soft as hell.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What did the snap of his shirt make Wirtz fall over? That is soft as hell.
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You will NEVER see this one coming.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You will NEVER see this one coming.
Little known fact: no one has ever raised a newborn without AI. It was literally impossible until the big predictive text machine came along.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Little known fact: no one has ever raised a newborn without AI. It was literally impossible until the big predictive text machine came along.
This Saliba thing is getting worrying.
No Declan Rice or Leandro Trossard in Arsenal training.
Working indoors; decision later today whether they travel.
No William Saliba in training, either.
www.standard.co.uk//sport/footb...
Working indoors; decision later today whether they travel.
No William Saliba in training, either.
www.standard.co.uk//sport/footb...
Rice fitness scare as key Arsenal trio miss training before Brugge
More concern for Mikel Arteta amid Gunners injury crisis
www.standard.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This Saliba thing is getting worrying.
Can't believe this death cult is making a comeback.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Can't believe this death cult is making a comeback.
Been listening to this again. What an astounding piece of work it is.
open.spotify.com/album/2y2QZ4...
open.spotify.com/album/2y2QZ4...
Benji
open.spotify.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Been listening to this again. What an astounding piece of work it is.
open.spotify.com/album/2y2QZ4...
open.spotify.com/album/2y2QZ4...
Boo because they just want to sell more cars, credit cards and prescription drugs, but yay because Jackie Charlton belatedly got his wish.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
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Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Boo because they just want to sell more cars, credit cards and prescription drugs, but yay because Jackie Charlton belatedly got his wish.
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Any reasonably well adjusted person would take a very deep breath before challenging the veracity of testimony of childhood trauma. And if they went ahead, they would be very careful to make sure they'd got their facts straight. That would be an absolutely basic measure of human decency.
On a purely factual point, Trevor Phillips’s column in the Times misrepresents our reporting in casting doubts on claims that there were more boys called Patel than Smith at Dulwich in 1980 (we did not report 1976 as the year it occurred). 1980 roll shows 13 Patels and 12 Smiths.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Any reasonably well adjusted person would take a very deep breath before challenging the veracity of testimony of childhood trauma. And if they went ahead, they would be very careful to make sure they'd got their facts straight. That would be an absolutely basic measure of human decency.
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Full piece here. The lack of accountability for Bush-era torture has become a load-bearing flaw in the state of this country. A disgraceful stain that is continuing to spread.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Full piece here. The lack of accountability for Bush-era torture has become a load-bearing flaw in the state of this country. A disgraceful stain that is continuing to spread.
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Have done Christmas with work. Fallow and the Devonshire are no joke.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Have done Christmas with work. Fallow and the Devonshire are no joke.
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Love to do 45 minutes on the elliptical while wearing a full suit to be #respectful of the airlines
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Love to do 45 minutes on the elliptical while wearing a full suit to be #respectful of the airlines
Anyone would think the EU had just hit this man's business with a nine-figure fine for breaching social media regulations.
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Anyone would think the EU had just hit this man's business with a nine-figure fine for breaching social media regulations.
"LFC want forward to stay"
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"LFC want forward to stay"
I would like to see a Norgaard > Odegaard > Eze midfield vs Brugge.
Then ideally bring Ethan on to fill the Odegaard role.
Will never happen.
Then ideally bring Ethan on to fill the Odegaard role.
Will never happen.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I would like to see a Norgaard > Odegaard > Eze midfield vs Brugge.
Then ideally bring Ethan on to fill the Odegaard role.
Will never happen.
Then ideally bring Ethan on to fill the Odegaard role.
Will never happen.
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A classic, easy-to-do and legal piece of resistance. Animal rights activists and others have used it for years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
A classic, easy-to-do and legal piece of resistance. Animal rights activists and others have used it for years.
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When you have to stand half a mile from your house and the photographer still can’t fit it in the shot, you’re not going to evoke much sympathy outside of Telegraph readers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
When you have to stand half a mile from your house and the photographer still can’t fit it in the shot, you’re not going to evoke much sympathy outside of Telegraph readers.
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The dude that built our cabinet was telling me that he didn’t teach his son “lefty loosey, righty tighty”. He taught him that the left liberates and the right oppresses. 😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The dude that built our cabinet was telling me that he didn’t teach his son “lefty loosey, righty tighty”. He taught him that the left liberates and the right oppresses. 😂😂😂
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🇫🇷🇪🇺 According to the Financial Times, France has declined to include roughly €18 billion in frozen Russian assets kept in her commercial banks in the EU’s “reparations loan” for Ukraine. These frozen funds represent the second‑largest bloc of Russian sovereign reserves in Europe outside Euroclear.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
🇫🇷🇪🇺 According to the Financial Times, France has declined to include roughly €18 billion in frozen Russian assets kept in her commercial banks in the EU’s “reparations loan” for Ukraine. These frozen funds represent the second‑largest bloc of Russian sovereign reserves in Europe outside Euroclear.
The right-wing reaction to the mansion tax has been hilariously weak. "The Treasury should incentivise me to not buy then live in a wreck" is some moronic shit.
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The right-wing reaction to the mansion tax has been hilariously weak. "The Treasury should incentivise me to not buy then live in a wreck" is some moronic shit.
Lawyers, man.
Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Lawyers, man.
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Possibly controversial take: No matter how much you think it means to you, it means more to the players.
The Arsenal players’ reactions as their 17 game unbeaten streak came to an end at Villa Park with the very last kick of the game.
Heartbreaking. 💔
Heartbreaking. 💔
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Possibly controversial take: No matter how much you think it means to you, it means more to the players.