Philarsopher
@philarsopher.bsky.social
Arsenal fan. Philosophy professor. Sometimes the two things intersect. But mostly these are my unfiltered thoughts about Arsenal that I wouldn’t put my actual name to.
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Philarsopher
@philarsopher.bsky.social
· Aug 27
No wonder we took so long trying and failing to get Sesko to sign. We kept offering him a pen, he kept refusing to take it.
Arsenal: ‘Manager Mikel Arteta provides update on injured players’.
The update:
The update:
a typewriter with the words " all work and no play makes jack a dull boy " on it
ALT: a typewriter with the words " all work and no play makes jack a dull boy " on it
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Arsenal: ‘Manager Mikel Arteta provides update on injured players’.
The update:
The update:
People are taking the Wolves game way too lightly. Half their points this season have come in North London.
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People are taking the Wolves game way too lightly. Half their points this season have come in North London.
Victory for the Wet Bandits, I guess.
A man on the run from the police in Italy has been captured after he was spotted hiding in a nativity scene, posing as a shepherd ⬇️
Migrant on the run found hiding out in nativity scene
www.thetimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Victory for the Wet Bandits, I guess.
Jesus is such a good footballer. I wish he could just thwack the ball occasionally.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Jesus is such a good footballer. I wish he could just thwack the ball occasionally.
A 16 year old defender in the Champions League is mind blowing.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A 16 year old defender in the Champions League is mind blowing.
Remember when we used to go multiple games without conceding shots on target?
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Remember when we used to go multiple games without conceding shots on target?
Now for Big Vik?
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Now for Big Vik?
Is that a record for consecutive CL goals for Arsenal?
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is that a record for consecutive CL goals for Arsenal?
That’s the 2019 Gabi
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That’s the 2019 Gabi
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Honestly, we never take time to appreciate him enough. He somehow manages to combine being a really good keeper without also being insane.
Raya’s so good.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honestly, we never take time to appreciate him enough. He somehow manages to combine being a really good keeper without also being insane.
There’s definitely an Henry goal around 99/00 this reminds me of.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There’s definitely an Henry goal around 99/00 this reminds me of.
Did not get that from Sterling last season…
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did not get that from Sterling last season…
All I ask tonight is for no enforced substitutions.
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
All I ask tonight is for no enforced substitutions.
You know the injury crisis has hit when you need 1930s stalwart Wilf Copley on the bench.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You know the injury crisis has hit when you need 1930s stalwart Wilf Copley on the bench.
Every year, without fail, about this time, I’ll run out of ideas of what to cook and end up making a stew. And then I think ‘why the hell haven’t I been making stew; they’re amazing’.
Anyway, moral is sometimes you forget what you have. Come on Arsenal.
Anyway, moral is sometimes you forget what you have. Come on Arsenal.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Every year, without fail, about this time, I’ll run out of ideas of what to cook and end up making a stew. And then I think ‘why the hell haven’t I been making stew; they’re amazing’.
Anyway, moral is sometimes you forget what you have. Come on Arsenal.
Anyway, moral is sometimes you forget what you have. Come on Arsenal.
Liverpool have been terrible, and that penalty is an absolute gift.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Liverpool have been terrible, and that penalty is an absolute gift.
The Salah situation is unstable as soon as the club brings in two new guys who are clearly meant to be the star players. Reminiscent of Henry leaving when the team was becoming built around Cesc and RvP.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Salah situation is unstable as soon as the club brings in two new guys who are clearly meant to be the star players. Reminiscent of Henry leaving when the team was becoming built around Cesc and RvP.
Apologies for amplifying this FB slop, but this kind of exchange is really dumb. No amount of money is making your muscles and joints recover faster. No athlete can maintain peak performance over an extended period of time. Pushing your body is no less excruciating if you are paid lots of money.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Apologies for amplifying this FB slop, but this kind of exchange is really dumb. No amount of money is making your muscles and joints recover faster. No athlete can maintain peak performance over an extended period of time. Pushing your body is no less excruciating if you are paid lots of money.
To be honest, I never once noticed that she had a jockey. Just assumed she moved of her own accord.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
To be honest, I never once noticed that she had a jockey. Just assumed she moved of her own accord.