Philarsopher
@philarsopher.bsky.social
Arsenal fan. Philosophy professor. Various attempts to rationalise my irrationality about football.
“My head, my leg, my everything.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“My head, my leg, my everything.”
Is Enzo Maresca ok?
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Is Enzo Maresca ok?
I have a suggestion…
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I have a suggestion…
Phil Foden returns home from international duty.
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Phil Foden returns home from international duty.
“Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner, and Phil Foden who put it on a plate. Amen.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner, and Phil Foden who put it on a plate. Amen.”
Phil Foden's plate.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Phil Foden's plate.
“Puts it on a plate.” Excuse me while
I question reality itself.
I question reality itself.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Puts it on a plate.” Excuse me while
I question reality itself.
I question reality itself.
The Will Carling thing made me realise something...
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The Will Carling thing made me realise something...
It’s no longer the British Isles, it’s the…
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s no longer the British Isles, it’s the…
“And you may take shots against us,
But they will NOT be on target.”
But they will NOT be on target.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
“And you may take shots against us,
But they will NOT be on target.”
But they will NOT be on target.”
Should let this guy mark Gabriel, in fairness.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Should let this guy mark Gabriel, in fairness.
“Gyökeres felt something muscular.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Gyökeres felt something muscular.”
Reminds me of this gloriously titled book.
October 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reminds me of this gloriously titled book.
Feel like Fabrizio Romano will soon be announcing that he’s set to become the new manager of Reading, @footballcliches.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Feel like Fabrizio Romano will soon be announcing that he’s set to become the new manager of Reading, @footballcliches.bsky.social
I have a doctorate in logic, have read this sentence several times, and am none the wiser.
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I have a doctorate in logic, have read this sentence several times, and am none the wiser.
6 defeats in 7 games for Liverpool.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
6 defeats in 7 games for Liverpool.