finally found an appropriate xmas jumper for my 5yo son
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
finally found an appropriate xmas jumper for my 5yo son
Otto English told me to come here
September 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Otto English told me to come here
just popping in to show you what you're missing on Twitter 👍
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
just popping in to show you what you're missing on Twitter 👍
thank you but why
August 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
thank you but why
Reposted by BRYN_BORANGA
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
no birthday messages on the so-called "nice place"... interesting
May 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
no birthday messages on the so-called "nice place"... interesting
tragic. like a Les Dennis poster where he calls himself 'Amanda Holden's REAL husband'
March 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
tragic. like a Les Dennis poster where he calls himself 'Amanda Holden's REAL husband'
I tell ya, this guy really did a number on his wife Sue
March 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I tell ya, this guy really did a number on his wife Sue
I am glad you are following your dream but please consider giving up
March 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am glad you are following your dream but please consider giving up
Elvis: blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes,
me: shut the fuck up you damn jackass
me: shut the fuck up you damn jackass
March 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Elvis: blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes, blue blue blue suede shoes,
me: shut the fuck up you damn jackass
me: shut the fuck up you damn jackass
be careful out there
March 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
be careful out there
is it ozempic by any chance
March 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
is it ozempic by any chance
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: @Nigel_Farage says 75% of sexual offences are committed by native Britons
March 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: @Nigel_Farage says 75% of sexual offences are committed by native Britons
Department Of Government Efficiency: Streeting Health Initiative Trust
March 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Department Of Government Efficiency: Streeting Health Initiative Trust
hiiiii you guyssss!!! omg I am so GASSED to see you guys again 🫶 how are my Bluesky blutuals?? ❤️
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
hiiiii you guyssss!!! omg I am so GASSED to see you guys again 🫶 how are my Bluesky blutuals?? ❤️
just spotted Rory Stewart and Ed Balls having a bit of a disagreement about which vulnerable societal group's benefits should be cut first to pay for war
March 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
just spotted Rory Stewart and Ed Balls having a bit of a disagreement about which vulnerable societal group's benefits should be cut first to pay for war
happy international women's day to my women followers, even the women who aren't sexy 🫶
March 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
happy international women's day to my women followers, even the women who aren't sexy 🫶
two lesbians probably. sisters. I'm just watching
14. What is your favorite act of intimacy?
March 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
two lesbians probably. sisters. I'm just watching
serious answer: it took me almost 12 hours to think of an answer to this because I started playing Words with Friends [the game that features neither words nor friends]. anyway my answer is I don't know
13. How do you eliminate procrastination?
March 6, 2025 at 9:37 AM
serious answer: it took me almost 12 hours to think of an answer to this because I started playing Words with Friends [the game that features neither words nor friends]. anyway my answer is I don't know
I don't know what a cheat code is in any life sorry
12. What is a ‘cheat code’ you’ve discovered in real life?
March 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don't know what a cheat code is in any life sorry
Charlie Watts, Phil Collins, Lou Reed, GG Allin, Christopher Biggins
11. Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
March 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Charlie Watts, Phil Collins, Lou Reed, GG Allin, Christopher Biggins
the internet
10. What is something that is stopping humanity from progressing forward?
March 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the internet
buy, buy. sell, sell. [ancient Wall Street wisdom]
9. What is the best advice you can give to someone who is in their 20s?
March 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
buy, buy. sell, sell. [ancient Wall Street wisdom]