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Elle Bowroom
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I’m not your real Mum.
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Kate Garraway has got a really tiny forehead.
If some jobsworth asked to see if I had poo bags in my pocket he’d be getting told to fuck off.
It feels like winter. I’ve decided I’m only working with vibes moving forward
Absolutely freezing and pissing it down. I fucking hate winter, it has no redeeming features.
*small print* Other True Detectives may be available from different sellers at a lower price. The vendor accepts no responsibility for any loss/damage as a result of perusing the True Detective Night Country aisle. Your statutory rights are unaffected
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You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.
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Pay for therapy about why you hate older faces, rather than a facelift
I have indeed seen True Detective Night Country. Thank you for recommending True Detective Night Country. I very much enjoyed True Detective Night Country.
Hullo you. Thanks for reposting. Are you behaving yourself young man?
Can any #sewing #crafting people recommend a decent rotary cutter? The one I’m currently using is a cheapo off of Amazon and it’s a bit rubbish. Thanks in advance for any replies.
Welcome to the family darling
Started watching The Last Frontier. Absolute pish 3/10. Next
That’s me showered the puppies (not a euphemism)
Watched the House of Dynamite. It was absolute shite. 2/10
FUCK (and I mean this most sincerely) ALL THE WAY OFF.
I’m sure there must be more annoying things than the singing on the Gillette advert but I can’t think of any
Omg. Such a beautiful boy. I’d never tell him to fuck off.
He’s completely unaware of his undeserved mortal enemy status.
I don’t think so. I’ve just took against him.