Ari M
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If I was on Great British Bake Off my showstopper every week would be a TARDIS
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I was on Great British Bake Off my showstopper every week would be a TARDIS
Great campaign strategy tbh
Petros Krommidas went missing at a New York beach five months ago. Because he hasn’t been declared dead, a judge ruled voters should still be able to elect him.
If Krommidas wins, Democrats will hold a special election or find a substitute for him.
If Krommidas wins, Democrats will hold a special election or find a substitute for him.
A man disappeared while running for office. He might still win.
Petros Krommidas went missing at a New York beach five months ago. Because he hasn’t been declared dead, a judge ruled voters should still be able to elect him.
wapo.st
October 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Great campaign strategy tbh
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The bees have discovered Brutalism
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The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
September 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The Libby app is one of the miracles of modern tech tbh
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Okay but what are you supposed to do if your fetus has a headache
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Okay but what are you supposed to do if your fetus has a headache
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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
I lost my headphones so I had to replace them with ones that are exactly the same but the new ones are slightly different even though they’re the exact same model. Like light that comes on when I plug it in to charge is white instead of blue and they make a different noise when I turn them on. The o
tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I lost my headphones so I had to replace them with ones that are exactly the same but the new ones are slightly different even though they’re the exact same model. Like light that comes on when I plug it in to charge is white instead of blue and they make a different noise when I turn them on. The o
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
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just want to add that this all started when they fired Amber Ruffin from the White House Correspondents dinner
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
just want to add that this all started when they fired Amber Ruffin from the White House Correspondents dinner
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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it is really important for news outlets to be clear (unlike the nyt here) that Kimmel was suspended not because of some grassroots backlash but because ABC caved to threats from the head of the FCC
ABC announced that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death. nyti.ms/46vgZl3
September 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
it is really important for news outlets to be clear (unlike the nyt here) that Kimmel was suspended not because of some grassroots backlash but because ABC caved to threats from the head of the FCC
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designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
designating ANTIFA an enemy of the state is telling on yourself
![Tweet from Brian Stelter: l asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this
GIF [gif of Dwight and Michael Scott celebr]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ak453afae6r5437cc7vdo5he/bafkreifgeg2zcswa56vjcco3pzj4hjixtmkch6l23ak65qen3lc3kgsgim@jpeg)
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Every time I see JD Vance I think "I'm paying real money for this"
September 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Every time I see JD Vance I think "I'm paying real money for this"
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jesus christ
Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
jesus christ
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I need an Emmy writer to tell me why they put Nate Bargatze in a denim suit for one minute to introduce Sydney Sweeney and then they entirely bailed one whatever jeans-based joke had been written.
September 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I need an Emmy writer to tell me why they put Nate Bargatze in a denim suit for one minute to introduce Sydney Sweeney and then they entirely bailed one whatever jeans-based joke had been written.
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Now they have to pay money to the Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Now they have to pay money to the Emmys
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I would pay money to have been in whatever frantic conversations they had about not blaming a 15 year old for costing a charity money
September 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I would pay money to have been in whatever frantic conversations they had about not blaming a 15 year old for costing a charity money
Adolescence three for fucking three
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Adolescence three for fucking three
Boys and Girls Club bit absolutely ruining the Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Boys and Girls Club bit absolutely ruining the Emmys
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