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Satanic Manic
@killhamster.bsky.social
the internet makes you stupid | electronic musician | i produce I’M FROM THE INTERNET: a podcast about Something Awful | http://linktree.com/killhamster
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I write electronic music, produce/mix/master music, and produce a podcast about the something awful forums. None of them really make money but I do them because I love them and hey, that’s gotten me on the DEF CON soundtrack several times so good enough for me

Most of that stuff is here:
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November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I just need you all to know the Something Awful Bathroom Renovation House is still for sale. It's been listed since at least May.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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George Lucas Kills Star Wars : 32s
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i've overstayed a visa in thailand. you know what that got me? a small fine and a "don't do that again." wild that an oppressive monarchy did that but we have rabid psychos hooting and hollering about denaturalization and deportation. get fucked.
They overstayed their visas. That's not remotely a legal way.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Mounting an Arturia Keylab 25 MIDI controller on your car is some serious dedication to the project
Gotta get the car repainted before I put these on it but I’m looking forward to further alienating myself from small town America (thanks @winslowdumaine.bsky.social)
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I love the early days of bitcoin so much
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The screencapped post in the OP offends me by every possible metric. Thrift store & ewaste PCs have been able to run trackers for decades. Similarly cheap second hand instruments & boomboxes filled the gap before that. If you can access their expensive service, you can just use Audiotool for free.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I made music w cracked software & pawn shop guitars for years. I worked free in studios. If you actually have a passion for art you’ll find a way to make it no matter what. That, however, doesn’t entail typing a few words & clicking a button while hoping for the best. Rosie can go to hell.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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It's so interesting that the AI boosters have popped up asking if Bluesky is ready to accept the good word of prophet Sam Altman yet, at the EXACT time that the timeline is lit up with the "OpenAI says they can't be blamed for driving a teen to suicide because the TOS says you can't kill yourself"
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Our episode on Home Of The Underdogs is up! Before torrenting, dedicated enthusiasts risked legal threats and sudden takedowns to make abandoned old games freely available. HotU was maybe the biggest and most influential, and its founder has been living a very cool life since then!
Home of the Underdogs | I'M FROM THE INTERNET
They call it abandonware, but I can't let it go
shows.acast.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
you bet i'm here to argue in bad faith. this isn't debate club, you fuckin dweebs
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Drawing some guys (ipad sketches)
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
finally mastering barre chords was this moment for me. it's a skill i had to learn and perfect and was so immensely satisfying to finally be able to play consistently. the robot will never know this feeling
There's a part of learning, which generative AI completely turns into dogshit, which is *doing something you could not have done before*

Whether it's drawing, playing an instrument, solving a physics problem, organizing an essay, you find yourself doing easily what previously you found overwhelming
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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impossible to describe how it felt in the mid-90s when "Possum Kingdom" was on the radio in good rotation, at work trying to mop up the glass/acid spill of a cartload of pickle boxes crashed on the floor while someone screams "Do you wanna die?" from a speaker cut into the drop ceiling.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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He should do one about that one bag of dirt, from the guy who in 2004 bought a router at Home Depot, but when he got the box home inside was not a router but a bag of dirt with “puto” written on it
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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BROCK LESNAR FELL FLAT ON HIS ASS
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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KMFDM.wsz
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i dunno man when i'm at a party i try to be nice to folks and make friends
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
fuck outta here gravy, i don't eat slime
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
oh god RFK jr is one of those shithead internet Doms isn't he
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM