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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · Nov 11

I write electronic music, produce/mix/master music, and produce a podcast about the something awful forums. None of them really make money but I do them because I love them and hey, that’s gotten me on the DEF CON soundtrack several times so good enough for me

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 15h

i have never smoked an american spirit but a bunch of my friends loved them for some reason

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 16h

I never liked the sentinels

X-Men Don't Need Britches 💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 1d

What's an opinion about X-Men that'll get you sent to jail? Is Jean really interesting or really boring? Should Logan have stayed dead? Do you think a certain x-mens outfit is positively horrendous even though people seem to love it?

The Brood Saga is better than Dark Phoenix imo 🤷

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 1d

Everything’s out of phase

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 2d

Kool for life

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 2d

Really like the assumption that you’re not actually friends with any of your followers

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

The 90s sure were interesting

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

The smurfs actually worshipped him and wanted to be eaten. It was all a big misunderstanding

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

ehh, got a snicker out of me

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

wow this one's a deep cut

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

if you're serious and also hate yourself you could build a MAME cabinet

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 3d

congratulations, you're a trading card now

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 4d

now look at pinball machines

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 5d

The medical journal where RFK learned that circumcision causes autism.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 5d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Hexistential Dread @hexsharpe.bsky.social · 5d

Eat the rich

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 11d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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ktb ⧉ @kevinbaker.bsky.social · 5d

need a 2005 job where you just remove weatherbug from computers all day.

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 5d

gotta try harder. act like you belong there

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 5d

just act like you're still 20 for another ten years. if i can get away with it so can you

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 11d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 6d

Those are almost all words but they don’t seem to go together

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 7d

he peaked with the fragile anyway

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 7d

we were warned

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 1

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

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Fantômas, Le contrebandier de DEI @theefantomas.bsky.social · 7d

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Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 9d

i love it so much there, it's so over the top and stupid

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 9d

The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

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