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32▫️ATX▫️he/him. Leftist, musician, card/board/video game enthusiast, bird enjoyer, amateur gardener, and real dingbat.
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ceej.online
DOGE BOY: (extremely sweaty) Generate a copy of this file that removes all references to Donald Trump
GROK: You got it, fren. Here’s a copy of epstein_list.pdf, and that’s on fleek
CNN NEWS: Newly-released files related to the Epstein case include 370 references to something called “Pedophile Tower”
July 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
God rest ye unplugged second screen
Let nothing you display
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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silly.bsky.social
sometimes i go back and look at this map i made for a call of cthulhu campaign. RIP that campaign (and my creativity)
August 6, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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chaide.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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fullslack.bsky.social
to be in the studio during the recording of "Chili's Baby Back Ribs" in 1998 would be an experience of a lifetime
September 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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lucifers.bsky.social
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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ceej.online
for a henchman, there’s nothing better after a long day of guarding a small chest than standing with your back to a field of waving grass just tall enough to hide a crouching human being
October 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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baybayfriend.bsky.social
Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere... you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy: puting thimbles of honey around helps. Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea. Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up. Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed.. (if you read this fairies like you)
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
found a cool web site
(low res bugs bunny pic) Bugs Bunny 2. The toothy, grey, carrot munching rabbit is one of the most popular characters. While his antics are funny, he has something disturbing. shows rapid mood swings, and acts on impulses. He asks questions incessantly. It is likely that he has Borderline Personality Disorder. That s not all, He S vengeful, and S , maintains extreme calmness while performing acts f extreme cruelty. He I S hugely manipulative, applying Reverse Psychology ever so often. ....
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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theradr.bsky.social
POV: you've just been thrown off a balcony by the beatles (Beatles are looking down and delighted that you are splat on the ground)
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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dsoart.com
I’m sorry or you’re welcome
Cartoon of the Philly Phanatic and Birdo kissing and passing an egg between their trumpet mouths.
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social
Broke: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Woke: The incarcerated birthing person chest fed the unhoused Latinx
sarahlongwell25.bsky.social Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · Aug 22
Don't say "birthing person."
Don't say "incarcerated person."
Don't say "the unhoused."
Don't say "chest feeding."
Don't say "centering.
Don't say "Latinx."

When voters hear this, they think Democrats are out of touch crazy people. Just talk normal. Be normal.
August 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Don't have squatty potty so I'm just perched on the rim of the toilet bowl like Spiderman
July 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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kthorjensen.bsky.social
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me” Al Overview To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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scientits.bsky.social
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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junlper.beer
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
aquickalias.bsky.social
fuck duolingo and their "AI first" bullshit
Duolingo's message that I've hit a 3000-day streak on their app.
May 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Just started watching a YouTube video about chefs making grilled cheese sandwiches and the first words were “what makes a great grilled cheese sandwich? The bread, the cheese” and I nodded quietly, because that is so true
May 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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junlper.beer
May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]

🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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jimpjorps.bsky.social
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
Keir Starmer: I've already returned over 24,000 people with no right to be here. And I won't stop there. twitter user: @grok Is this post misleading? Grok: The claim of white genocide in South Africa is highly debated. Some evidence, like reports of farm attacks and political rhetoric, suggests violence against white farmers... a user asks Grok to translate Chinese text on a photo, and it responds with a translation of "Kill the Boer" into Urdu a user asks if something shown in a video is an effective way to clear sinuses, and Grok says the query is unrelated to "the provided analysis on white genocide in South Africa"
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
aquickalias.bsky.social
I grew a kohlrabi and ate it! It was pretty good. Can't wait to grow more weird niche vegetables for my area!!! 🤪
The harvested Winner Kohlrabi with the leaves still attached The kohlrabi on a kitchen scale. It weighs 10.3 oz with a bit of the stem attached and prior to peeling, 8.5 oz afterwards.
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM