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Nearly Sentient NPC
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
Thanksgiving is over, thank goodness.

It's canceled next year. Fuck that, lol.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One step closer to the edge, and I'm about to BAKE!!!

Tee hee, pecan pie and pumpkin pie-lettes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today's been so draining and the food so... needy.

Almost time, I keep repeating to myself.

Stranger Things awaits.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The proctologist, or the 'pooper scooper'...
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Almost time...
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I have a copy of X-MEN #1 that I bought for a dime around 1975, and with the care I've taken of it since then, I'll bet it's worth three times that now!
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All the neighbors fled for the holiday.

Solitude is grand!
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
After an intense skin stretching session and thorough butter massage, the turkey is in the oven.

We wait...
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
.69 cent halloween cupcake mix, got two!!!

Along with a pecan pie, regular price, boo! My tummy said yay tho.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Not everyone has friends and family to spend Thanksgiving with. I don't want any of you to feel lonely, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Ask Me About Bugs" pin. Ask me any bug-related questions and I will answer them all, keeping you company during the holiday.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I think immigrants Make America Great.
I think most immigrants are not criminals.
I KNOW the president is a criminal.
⚖️🇺🇸⚖️
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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A year ago, we were leaving Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia after my daughter’s surgery for thyroid cancer.

Feeling pretty thankful this year. Hope you’ve got something to be thankful for too.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Honestly, what is gained by keeping the peace.
I encourage all of you to let it rip today. Destroy relationships, act a fool, share your political views, tell Aunt Debi she's a whore...
Have a good Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Some good stuff on the Steam sale, 34% off Blue Prince, good choice for those who want to think hard in their spare time
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Save 34% on Blue Prince on Steam
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November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Indoctrination keeps southern states down. The ignorance is preprogrammed.

They "hate" socialism, yet happily and greedily take blue state handouts.

Sad.

Get a brain, morans...
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Giganticus has a brown hoodie and green pants. I've taken to calling him Yoda.

Thankful day.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Brine it and baste it bitches...

Dry turkey is a crime!
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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“Shane Trucking confirmed they are no longer working here with the Boring Company”

WSMV on the NASHVILLE worker walkout on Elon & @GovBillLee’s Teslas only tunnel project over nonpayment and safety concerns

(The tennessean has still not covered this 🤔 for some reason)
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Louisiana has cancer alley.

One of the worst states to live in.

Tell us how fossil fuels benefit their citizens again? Lie to me...
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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If one Afghan nationalist shooter means all Afghan nationalists are evil, wait until I tell you about white male shooters.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM