Nearly Sentient NPC ❄
@aoxxi.bsky.social
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
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davekeating.substack.com
Los Angeles has just declared a state of emergency.

Not because of wildfires. Not because of riots. But because of an invasion by federal government troops.

We can see where this is going.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
aoxxi.bsky.social
Humour is what you make of it.

Why define something perfectly if perfection does not exist?

Knock knock?...
aoxxi.bsky.social
"We all have different Views here..."
No, your husband's/mutant's views are literally wrong and only serve to enrich you and your stupid family/party. Fuck off, Cheryl.
a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .
media.tenor.com
aoxxi.bsky.social
The new AmeriKKKan flag.
All white, all white all white...
The new AmeriKKKan flag. All white all white all white...
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muellershewrote.com
They arrested a giraffe.
thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND — Robby Roadsteamer grabbed by ICE for singing… 🎵
aoxxi.bsky.social
Watching the Onision documentary on Hubbo. Ew...
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snarkysillysad.bsky.social
I love the genuine joy these kids show when a parent unexpectedly shows up for lunch at school: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
aoxxi.bsky.social
Elmo's house was condemned.

The basement was full of Elmold...
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aoxxi.bsky.social
What radicalised you?

Life...
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deliciouslegacy.bsky.social
Fall of Rome: boiling wine in leaden pits
Fall of US: consuming leaden laced protein shakes.

(I'm joking a little)
mattbh.com
Protein is probably the most studied OTC supplement related to health & fitness - feels like a big thing to have missed previously! I'll be very curious to see if this article from Consumer Reports is replicated by academic researchers.
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"Chatbot, show me something that is the *opposite* of what a Republican would do to help the disadvantaged?"
miiriya.com
A man named Nicky Crawford transformed a school bus into a mobile laundry service for the homeless called “Flowing with Blessings” He teamed up with Georgia Tech engineering students and created the bus, which provides free laundry, showers, haircuts & meals for the homelessness
aoxxi.bsky.social
People don't want free shit.

They just don't want to feel crushed under the weight of existence.
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muellershewrote.com
OOPSIE DAISY. The entire republican party is just a gaggle of sex pests.
kylegriffin1.bsky.social
A judge has issued a restraining order against Republican Rep. Cory Mills after he was accused by a former girlfriend of threatening to circulate sexually explicit videos of her.
aoxxi.bsky.social
I 4-d printed a gun, but it's intangible. Shit, it misfired and ripped a hole in time.
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bshuman.bsky.social
I’m reading a book about how to become a billionaire, but it doesn’t make any cents.