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aoxxi.bsky.social
Nearly Sentient NPC
@aoxxi.bsky.social
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Observe and experiment. Welcome to my corner of the void.
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Almost time...
Yellow and white colored cheese peppered over an aluminum tray holding mac n cheese. A golden brown turkey sits gloriously in the oven. Almost done.
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Any time I have a milk shake and my stomach reminds me that it can't handle the dairy...
Quark with an expression of shocked realisation as he holds a square glass with light pink liquid. The caption reads "Oh no... Oh god no. This shamrock shake is giving me the bubble guts..."
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Happy Easter!!!
A bit soon.
a paintbrush doodle of Jesus in a pink bunny onesie hanging on the cross.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The McDonald's chef when I ask if their ice cream machine is broken...
A shirtless man, reminiscent of George the Animal Steele, wearing a chef's hat sneers while flipping the bird.
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Salvador Dale...
Pitbull, the rapper, with Salvador Dali mustache, the one with tiny flowers on the end. It's black and white.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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When that turd that refuses to flush looks up at you defiantly.
Rom looming over a convalescing Quark, who was beaten up by two Nausicaans at the direction of liquidator Brunt. the caption reads 'if you're going to stand there and gloat..."
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Count Shakaarula, First Minister of Bajor and Transylvania.
First Minister Shakaar looking down pensively. The caption 'Give me the amulet, you bitch! Oops, wrong movie...' is just below. He was Dracula in 'Monster Squad' 1987. Odo can be seen on the right, blurry as fuck and only part of his face.
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Onto 'Paradise Lost' on my rewatch. I love how often they recycle actors.

Also, president Inyo is portrayed by Herschel Sparber, who was the big guy from Birdcage who beats up Robin Williams. LOL!

Tough gazongas!
Susan Gibney and Robert Foxworth in Star Trek DS9 episode 'Paradise Lost'. Both in command red. A placid pond behind them, some lovely trees as well. She also played Leah Brahms on TNG.
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Nog: "This American actor, Brock Peters, he looks an awful lot like Admiral Cartwright... AND Capt. Sisko's father... Which is bizarre, because this other hyumahn, Gabriel Bell, looks exactly like Captain Sisko..."

Quark: "All Hyumahns look alike..."
Nog (Aron Eisenberg) in his Starfleet Academy uniform, looking concerned.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Trump spraying al-Sharaa gives off Trading Places vibes...
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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You're supposed to FEED the needy? Who would've thunk it?...
Clint Howard, in Star Trek DS9, as a homeless 'Dim' from the episode 'Past Tense pt 2'. He has a goofy, surprised look on his face. A puffy beige jacket, a boarded up window behind him. 'Whoosh', the text reads.
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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It's a beautiful moment... When they replay this at the series finale, with Vic Fontaine singing... I leak from my eye holes.
Odo, full of love and appreciation, has given his new house warming plant a new home. In his former bucket. The gift is from Major Kira. "In this moment, they 'knew' each other.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Fuck Cuomo.
Elim Garak, a Cardassian portrayed by Andy Robinson, looking shocked. The text reads 'congratulations to Andrew Cuomo! He has a bright political career ahead of him in Texas!'
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I voted.
A small, white building painted with a Texas longhorn, a neon Texas sign with star, and a movie ticket. Our polling joint.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Me, when I hear rustling in the woods behind my fence.
Lt. Dax, staring intensely at the runabout screen. The caption reads 'let's go in a little closer'
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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'May this email find you well'

How the email finds me....
Jason Voorhies, sans mask, engulfed in flames in a basement surrounded by boxes, chairs and a desk.
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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"It's all in jest. I'm a jester..."

Jester in question...

*Alt text, it's a dancing jester, red leather, black hat, pointy, gold bands, gold buttons, he's pale. Cicero, from Skyrim.

It refuses to allow alt text.

I tried, y'all.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Cute, and colorful.
A yellow 90's f150 in front of an orange brick wall. The driver and passenger are pumpkin headed scarecrows with cowboy hats. In back, some pumpkin kids. On left, a wooden bench with small bails of hay, small pumpkins and small yellow flowers, arranged. Bales? Hales of bay?...
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Post trunk or treat burgers!

There was... Religion involved, but we did not catch fire... Unlike the burgers.

They're tasty!
Post trunk or treat hamburgers on the grill. The flames are reaching upward, some wisps of flamey light, like tendrils, caused by my phone's "pro" setting.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A pic of my family. I magic erased them, for security reasons. The Chupacabra vowed revenge.
Gravel road, trees in the background. My family has been "magic erased" from the scene.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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There's an additional shadow... I'm scared.
Standing on the road, out shadows cast by the dimly lit... Road. Oh shit... Why are there four shadows? Seriously?! It's wearing a hat! Powerlines and a lamp post, shrouded in vines. Yellow leaves at the tippy top, blue sky, clouds.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Clarence Planté is now a mommy!!!
The prayer plant has tiny sprout babies. Four little guys popping out of greyish brown diet
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Mega Cookie 3: Revenge of the Diabeetus
A massive, square of sugar cookie dough in a small air fryer/oven (it even julienne fries)...
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The Feral and I decided to make MEGA COOKIE!!!
A massive sugar cookie with a faint smiley face. Golden brown.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Yup.
A tiny alien hidden inside the head of a normal sized human shaped robot. Men in Black 1997
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM