antiphrastic
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she/her amateur enthusiast. addleminded. absurd. adhd. alliterative. adequately aged.
Yesterday, I was watching season 4 of leverage on prime.
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yesterday, I was watching season 4 of leverage on prime.
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
Today, prime will only show me leverage:redemption. the other leverage is not in my continue watching and it doesnt show up in a search but the internt says it should be there and i definitely am wondering if i somehow turned the tv on wrong
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat.
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
Tepid - antiphrastic - Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Layers of soft linen and stiff jacquard are not easily punctured by tools meant for meat.
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
(After what is inarguably the worst evening of his life, Occtis still has to do laundry.)
#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #OcctisTachonis
🐺 792 words
🦊 gen
🐺 a post ep4 vignette I def should have posted before ep5
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If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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My translation of the Modu 2025 Extra (Part 1) is now up on my website!
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Modu (默读）2025 Extra
Part 1: Write your first meaningful travel diary Fei Du himself denied the small matter of being a picky eater. He proclaimed that there was nothing he would categorically refuse to eat, he simply preferred certain flavours. Everyone had preferences, didn't they? Him having them too was perfectly ordinary. As for the mischief he made at the City Bureau cafeteria that one time, that was simply a joke.
tansoutsukai.wordpress.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My translation of the Modu 2025 Extra (Part 1) is now up on my website!
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
Come scream about these disasters in the comments with me!
#SilentReading #Modu #默读 #jitd
The day before I started kindergarten, my mom pulled me aside in the kitchen and said "You're going to hear a lot of things from other kids that is wrong, so I'm going to explain this to you" and then drew a diagram and explained.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?
i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The day before I started kindergarten, my mom pulled me aside in the kitchen and said "You're going to hear a lot of things from other kids that is wrong, so I'm going to explain this to you" and then drew a diagram and explained.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
"Do you have questions?"
"Can I have a snack?"
And that was that.
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Let's be voids with mama.
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Let's be voids with mama.
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October 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Imma go stab fluff into fanart for the rest of the day.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
October 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Imma go stab fluff into fanart for the rest of the day.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
The risk of injury is significant, but the risk of posting something in response to what I THOUGHT was said instead of what was ACTUALLY said and then spending the next 20 years having intermittent panics about it will be greatly reduced.
Me usually: im not gonna engage with this popular post because I know myself and ive probably misread something or attached two non connected posts together and I dont wanna embarrass myself
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
October 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me usually: im not gonna engage with this popular post because I know myself and ive probably misread something or attached two non connected posts together and I dont wanna embarrass myself
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
Me, today: [cracks knuckles]
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wtaf are you talking about
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wtaf are you talking about
Not to be That Girl, but she's not even what I'd consider to be the Greatest Living White Female Lyricist from the US. I get that she's popular and well loved and she's got some bops, but Greatest? You dont need to be the Greatest at most things in order to be popular.
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Not to be That Girl, but she's not even what I'd consider to be the Greatest Living White Female Lyricist from the US. I get that she's popular and well loved and she's got some bops, but Greatest? You dont need to be the Greatest at most things in order to be popular.
...still havent finished inquisition. Made it to the well thing and put it down for 6 months. Finished the well thing and then confronted Flemeth and put it down again.
Now on to Inquisition, which I have started three or four times since it was released and never once finished.
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
...still havent finished inquisition. Made it to the well thing and put it down for 6 months. Finished the well thing and then confronted Flemeth and put it down again.
Thinking about this again and obvs the Gu-IVF baby would have to be implanted in Lin Qingyu, because like Hodgins, he is a man of Science and also very much a freak (affectionate).
October 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Thinking about this again and obvs the Gu-IVF baby would have to be implanted in Lin Qingyu, because like Hodgins, he is a man of Science and also very much a freak (affectionate).
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August 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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they should invent a potato peeler you can find
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
they should invent a potato peeler you can find
Happy Birthday @sakuralovestea!
a man wearing a party hat is eating a piece of cake with the words happy birthday below him
Alt: Dwight Schute is dressed to party (in his usual shirt and tie but with a paper party hat on. It has gold tinsel.) He's holding a chocolate cupcake with a candle in it (unlit) and bowing a paper noise maker... thing. There is white text that reads "happy birthday" in all capitals, without punctuation.
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy Birthday @sakuralovestea!
TOAST FIC TOAST FIC
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
TOAST FIC TOAST FIC
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August 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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None of y'all are here for this, but there was a time all I drew was Dragon Age. Someone (on tumblr) reblogged a decade-old doodle that had me like, "oh no, I can do that better." Which is how I ended up spending my evening sketching an angry elf I haven't drawn in ten years. #fenris #da2 #dragonage
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
None of y'all are here for this, but there was a time all I drew was Dragon Age. Someone (on tumblr) reblogged a decade-old doodle that had me like, "oh no, I can do that better." Which is how I ended up spending my evening sketching an angry elf I haven't drawn in ten years. #fenris #da2 #dragonage
Much the way cats domesticated themselves, Fei Du
Fei Du: I'm going to kidnap you
Luo Wenzhou: you've been living in my place for the last eight months, you kidnapped yourself
Luo Wenzhou: you've been living in my place for the last eight months, you kidnapped yourself
September 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Much the way cats domesticated themselves, Fei Du
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August 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky
www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
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We got our Silent Reading cover reveal and I am super happy with it! The perspective! The colours! The fact its a non canon scene! Dress code non-compliant Luo Wenzhou!
I do hope there's still time for them to realise they forgot Fei Du's glasses and fix it though, because they are plot relevant.
I do hope there's still time for them to realise they forgot Fei Du's glasses and fix it though, because they are plot relevant.
New #SevenSeasDanmei cover reveal! ✨ SILENT READING: MO DU (NOVEL) Vol. 1, the #danmei crime thriller written by bestselling author priest—cover and interior art by Rylee! #SilentReading #MoDu
Out this December in 2 editions!
Pre-orders LIVE! Links and details below:
Out this December in 2 editions!
Pre-orders LIVE! Links and details below:
July 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We got our Silent Reading cover reveal and I am super happy with it! The perspective! The colours! The fact its a non canon scene! Dress code non-compliant Luo Wenzhou!
I do hope there's still time for them to realise they forgot Fei Du's glasses and fix it though, because they are plot relevant.
I do hope there's still time for them to realise they forgot Fei Du's glasses and fix it though, because they are plot relevant.
Ive had Assan for two minutes and if I can't save his clutch mates I'm lighting this game on fire.
Playing Veilguard, leaving the Lightbouse for the first time and let me just say: all these elves totally on board with the old even gods being bad news feels weird man.
July 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ive had Assan for two minutes and if I can't save his clutch mates I'm lighting this game on fire.