Eli 🍉🐍🎃
@darkbluemint.bsky.social
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Happy are the beloved and the lovers and those who can live without love --- Real life archeologist 🤠 --- Genderfluid Knight, pronouns Ser/Commander
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I'll survive... that doesn't mean I won't miss it
Apparently, none of your people came to Argentina... which is very sad, cause you have great food
I'm starting to think that everything is a berry
A pumpkin is a berry.
Ok, but this makes it awesome
Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
Pancit? Where pancit? I want pancit... there's no pancit where I live 🥺
Dude, this is very anti-feminist... Marjorie Taylor Greene is still alive
still have hope that education is a weapon that can kill fascism

For the anthropologist in me it's so fascinating how the conversion happens, not in a good way of course
I'm seeing people, in real time, becoming Nazis

And even though I'm trying to break them out of that rhetoric, they still argue that they're not wrong, cause they're not for killing people, and if you're not with them you're with the other pieces of shit

And I know it's easy to drop them, but I
I ate it all, either I was hungry or all my Chinese ancestors possessed me 🤣🤣
You'll think that, being half Chinese, I'll know how much rice to cook for one person....

This is a cup for soup, I really overshot it
This is something that I already shared, he's not in a most wanted list or anything, but they do want him

Which has him waiting out for the statute of limitations to pass

Still, he's one of the non-racist members of the Welsh side, so he's alright... also he robbed the rich, so points for that too
I haven't, I'll keep an eye for it
My passport photo looks like "wanted in 15 countries"

Which tracks, cause my uncle is still in an interpol wanted list... fraud, nothing dangerous or shadier than that
God, Pacha Mama, my boy Hephaestus, Buddha, Jiang Wanyin, give me the strength to not kill my family... I love them very much, but they're so annoying
Double 5* star!!

I only pull her for the hat 😂😂
I know what I want to be in the life after the next...
Male bees, or drones, don’t do any work in the hive. They make up roughly ten percent of the colony’s population, and they spend their whole lives eating honey and waiting for the opportunity to mate.
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Vallvidrera, near Barcelona, has a curling club. Each season, the members of the club go to the local reservoir and toss a stone in to see if the ice is strong enough to play. Since the water never freezes, they go for brunch instead and raise the toast, ‘We shall play one day’.
It's interesting that you can love someone who you haven't met yet... today I was told that I'm going to have a new nephew, his name's Santino

I have been whispering the name, and smiling, and loving him, and the little dude is not even out yet!
Vincent: let's go get some coffee or something while they "fight" *he turns around*

Aerith & Tifa: *doing lesbian stuff*

Vincent: *sighs and goes to get coffee by himself*
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Baby sister: I tried to write a fanfiction and I ended up killing my favorite character

My mom and I, both fanfiction writers: I'm so proud 🥲
Happy Christopher Columbus, with the help of the Catholic/Christian church, committed genocide, cultural and otherwise, to a group of peoples of different cultures that lived in this continent way before he found it, to all those who celebrate!! 🎉

I'm so happy that he was robbed by Amerigo Vespucci
Dude, it's priest, I know

I just wanna know if it's worth the heartbreak
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.