Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29
me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
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me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/
also on mastodon: https://tiny.tilde.website/@slimelia
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Alice Lia Maro
@slimelia.uk
· Oct 30
BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.
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I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!
sat on the train hiding my uptight pussyy
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
sat on the train hiding my uptight pussyy
actually it's pronounced nutella
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
actually it's pronounced nutella
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jobs should get half term. i should get a week off for free just to cope
January 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
jobs should get half term. i should get a week off for free just to cope
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the whole discussion around minors being blocked from buying vpns in the uk made me realize how much people comically underestimate how smart a teenager actually is, like it's either that or a lot of people simply could not fathom doing illegal shit when they were kids
January 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
the whole discussion around minors being blocked from buying vpns in the uk made me realize how much people comically underestimate how smart a teenager actually is, like it's either that or a lot of people simply could not fathom doing illegal shit when they were kids
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the cherry on top here is them announcing this in the telegraph, a fascist newspaper, in a paywalled article. if you want to read the policy proposal of a labour government you have to give money to the fascist newspaper. Great job
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 AM
the cherry on top here is them announcing this in the telegraph, a fascist newspaper, in a paywalled article. if you want to read the policy proposal of a labour government you have to give money to the fascist newspaper. Great job
saw this image before the post it was replying to and thought "fuck me thats a lot of coke for one cat"
I got a video but bluesky won't let me upload it but here's an image
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 AM
saw this image before the post it was replying to and thought "fuck me thats a lot of coke for one cat"
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i've never seen a cat saying "what the fuck" before
I got a video but bluesky won't let me upload it but here's an image
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i've never seen a cat saying "what the fuck" before
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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production/geartube but for babies (nothing is different)
January 26, 2026 at 11:23 PM
production/geartube but for babies (nothing is different)
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* shit's and poo's and fart's * haha oopsie!
January 28, 2026 at 2:05 PM
* shit's and poo's and fart's * haha oopsie!
was running late this morning, got stuck behind a lorry overtaking another lorry on the A12 and then Fast Car by Tracy Chapman came on shuffle. are you taking the fucking piss Trace
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
was running late this morning, got stuck behind a lorry overtaking another lorry on the A12 and then Fast Car by Tracy Chapman came on shuffle. are you taking the fucking piss Trace
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just thought of a funny bit for any of the vegans/vegetarians out there. if anyone ever asks you "is there anything you miss now that you're vegetarian?" just stare wistfully into space and mumble "the twin towers..."
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
just thought of a funny bit for any of the vegans/vegetarians out there. if anyone ever asks you "is there anything you miss now that you're vegetarian?" just stare wistfully into space and mumble "the twin towers..."
Manipulating Your Man They Call Me Lady Whack Beth
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Manipulating Your Man They Call Me Lady Whack Beth
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FOUCAULT: I wrote "Panopticism" to show how people are enculturated to think of themselves as subjects and agents of surveillance
CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY: at last we have invented the Panopticon from Foucault's famous essay "Panopticism"!
FOUCAULT: Jeremy Bentham invented the panopticon in the 1790s
CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY: at last we have invented the Panopticon from Foucault's famous essay "Panopticism"!
FOUCAULT: Jeremy Bentham invented the panopticon in the 1790s
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 PM
FOUCAULT: I wrote "Panopticism" to show how people are enculturated to think of themselves as subjects and agents of surveillance
CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY: at last we have invented the Panopticon from Foucault's famous essay "Panopticism"!
FOUCAULT: Jeremy Bentham invented the panopticon in the 1790s
CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY: at last we have invented the Panopticon from Foucault's famous essay "Panopticism"!
FOUCAULT: Jeremy Bentham invented the panopticon in the 1790s
genuine question: how do anti-AI purists feel about local models? like if someone set up koboldcpp locally and used it as a chatbot, that's wouldn't be burning tons of electricity, wouldn't be consuming water, and the training has already been done so like, the models are already out there.
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
genuine question: how do anti-AI purists feel about local models? like if someone set up koboldcpp locally and used it as a chatbot, that's wouldn't be burning tons of electricity, wouldn't be consuming water, and the training has already been done so like, the models are already out there.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
fear me, im on bluesky TWICE now. (this is a mirror of everything i post to mastodon)
okay yay im bridged via bridgy in both directions now.. my bluesky profile is bridged to mastodon and my mastodon profile is bridged to bluesky. you cannot escape me
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 AM
fear me, im on bluesky TWICE now. (this is a mirror of everything i post to mastodon)
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