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Alice Lia Maro

@slimelia.uk

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extraordinarily juvenile and deeply unpleasant | (she/her) | 29 | me blog: https://tilde.town/~slimelia/

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · Oct 30

BREAKING: President Nixon is being IMPEACHED by the House of Representatives.

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 4h

on a roll lately

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 4h

Minute Cryptic - 15 October, 2025
"Volatile element or source of vitamin C?" (5,4)
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🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (67,063 solvers so far).
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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 8h

i probably think this song is about me, don't i

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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 4d

I need everyone to see my new favorite video ever. I've watched it so many times. it's hypnotic

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 8h

im so vain like i love myself SO much

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jae @jkap.gay · Jun 24

oh these colors look great together. someone should use these for a website or something like a website

Glass Palette Bot @bullseyepalettebot.bsky.social · Jun 24

A Split Complimentary palette with
001332 Fuchsia Trans,
000420 Cream Opal,
and 001867 Olive Smoke Tint

A circle split into three pie slices making a Split Complimentary palette with the colors: 001332 Fuchsia Trans, 000420 Cream Opal, and 001867 Olive Smoke Tint

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 11h

how many hours are you allowing for a rollback

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 25d

Bluesky is like if the world was divided into people who are silly and the literal silly police

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 1d

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 1d

everyone wants to be a weatherman

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 1d

oh thats odd then

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 1d

just learned websites CAN change things based on connection type with navigation.connection, but that isn't available in Firefox. what web browser were you using?

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 1d

searched and others were having this issue, seemingly also having it resolved today. must be something their end, somehow (though idek how that could happen)

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d

French's Dijon Mustard, 105 oz - One 105 Ounce Bottle of Dijon Mustard with Chardonnay is $6.91 on Amazon buff.ly/QwXsGXl #ad

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re struggling the picture is a big clue.

Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 1d

I reckon I know already.

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 2d

after a lifetime of studying fish, Stephen Jay Gould came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as a "fish". so this begs the question: what does my pussy smell like then?

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 2d

i guarantee you that, right now, somewhere out in the world, there is someone on jury duty asking chatgpt if the guy on trial is guilty. there's definitely SEVERAL jurors out there in the world right now using chatgpt to judge cases

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 2d

Client requests a dishwasher

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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xrrawva @xrrawva.com · 3d

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hell's bels @steelybel.bsky.social · 2d

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 2d

got this one in seconds LMAO really fun clue though!

Alice Lia Maro @slimelia.uk · 2d

Minute Cryptic - 13 October, 2025
"Crew from vet centre follows possum without hesitation" (5)
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Minute Cryptic

Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 2d

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 2d

Let's remember that she's dead! Wahey! And so reviled the location of her grave is a secret! Because of all the piss! Yay! 🎉🎉🎉

Sky News @news.sky.com · 2d

Thatcher at 100: Lavish celebrations to remember the Iron Lady's life, leadership and legacy

Kemi Badenoch is expected to mark the 100th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's birth after paying a series of glowing tributes to her at the Conservative Party conference.

news.sky.com

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