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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · Jun 5

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1m

Metallica. They're all fucking cartoon characters already. Except they wouldn't solve any mysteries.

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 3m

Y'all played three of 'em, I'm just saying.

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 19m

Got a job at the daily wire, they need me to disguise myself to blend in to a bunch of antifa meetings they're holding in the basement of pizza hut and I'm ready to get the TRUE STORY of the democrat agenda

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 49m

AND YOU WENT ALL IN PREFLOP LMFAO
WHAT DEITY DID YOU PISS OFF

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 53m

Off-suit even lol

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 53m

This is why you always play seven deuce

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Everyone yellin pussy silently

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

I heard blippi did one

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Average danganronpa fan

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh wait nevermind my duke nukem forever answer you just reminded me of the actual worst game I ever finished which was Bug's Life on the gameboy

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Tila Tequila had brain damage and she came out of it thinking she was the reincarnation of both Jesus Christ and Hitler. Previously she was just a celebrity who got famous for being big on MySpace and having a Bachelor knockoff show where the gimmick is "... but the lead is a bisexual!'

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Furry artist but they draw every commission with that hideous front-facing super safe art-gruel style you'd see in early k-12 school classrooms.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh Jesus you actually finished it???

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

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Happy Birthday Paulie

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Journalism major here.
Hi. My chosen field is mostly robots filling paragraphs between ad space now.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Worst game i ever finished is probably Duke Nukem Forever, and I finished it more than once in an attempt to fully dissect why it's such a piece of shit. I can go on forever about this and have before.

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

I made a mess in the microwave at work because I didnt put anything over the tacos I was heating so they sputtered everywhere and I said "you can't call me TMV cause I didnt cover that beef"

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Gulp Spooky @gulpspooky.bsky.social · 2h

played a party game at a Halloween party last Sunday, and we invited this one guy to play and he was like "nahh, I don't play games."

He was wearing a tshirt with a big picture of Bowser that said "Super Mario" underneath, and I said you play one game. He said "you got me there."

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 1h

Dog i can't make fajitas at 1 a.m. while high I'm gonna end up with a breakfast burrito or something

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 5h

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 10h

Politically, the far right in the United States has no ethos other than "let me do whatever I want and kill whoever I want"

Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 13h

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 10h

What if instead of Game Freak the pokemon games were made by a company Cum Freak and nothing else was different in any way except kids have to ask their parents what "cum freak" means

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"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 14h

I spent 2 days getting xcom running in darwine on a mac before dosbox was better, this is something else entirely

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 15h

Hickey team logo lookin ass graphic

"Lighter May Truly Be the Bastard's Ass" - Stupid Magazine, 2025 @lighter.bsky.social · 15h

I think some people have internalized Homecoming's combat complaints and forgot that you still have to kill monsters with guns in every one of the classic games.