My cult has blood sacrifice. It's cool.

"He's controlled by the red communist, Putin"

The tenacious gender that will not be silenced

Being human monster inflicting torment upon hundreds of millions of people makes about 10,000 people a lot more money so we should probably just do it

He starts crying over the smallest things, such as getting mad about the live action little mermaid being black.

I used to play puzzle pirates and there was a fan radio station called Shanty Raid-io full of shanties and Renaissance fair act music. Anyway I could board any seaworthy vessel and sing along with the crew to whatever they started stamping their boots to.

I mean they learned from the 20th century. Italian and German fascism didnt work. They're kind of using a more Francoist model.

The HUH

More like

Wheelchair's fault, normally I float around like im in that fatboy slim video

I usually can fly in my dreams so this sounds like a skill issue.

The hive is the organism and the bees are just very advanced cells

My favorite cat used to claw at my door specifically so I would let her in and lay down so she could sleep on my chest. She'd do this as long as you'd let her, no time limit.

Its the funniest skill to powerlevel because it makes you look like some kind of mad arsonist

That's a really hard one.
I think he'd be one of those weird guys who swears by Wahoo's fish tacos.